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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Snooped Through My Diary After Awful Sex

One night stands can be a rather enjoyable pastime to an otherwise lonely evening. However, sometimes they don't go quite as planned, and spending the night at home with your cat would have been a far superior decision than lying naked next to a stranger after an awkward session of pleasureless 'love' making. But what good is a trainwreck sex story if no one is there to hear it?! That is why we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you these gloriously terrible dating mishaps such as this one, about a total creeper with absolutely no boundaries or manners to speak of. Enjoy!

pop art illustration of man smiling | THANKS FOR THE SEX EXCUSE ME WHILE I SNOOP AROUND YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS got out of shower Jack standing over dining room table where had my note pads Turns out he read my therapy journal
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Dating Nightmares: Dumb Things Guys Said On First Dates

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumb Things Guys Said On First Dates cover pic | pop art pic of man and woman text - “You’re almost 30. I think law school is a bad idea. You are better off finding a husband that makes good money if you want to have kids before it’s too late.”
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Boob-Grabbing Creep

Touching a woman inappropriately, or touching her without consent is a crime and should be taken extremely seriously. Unsolicited contact can constitute sexual assault, which, unfortunately, is something that women have to deal with on the daily. It makes dating a dangerous game because you never know what sort of creeps are lurking on the other end of your dating app and for every great guy, there are ten weirdos out there. Together with The Single Society, we bring you this story of a boob-grabbing creeper, who is an awful human being. We feel bad laughing because it sounds like a truly horrific experience. Maybe it's nervous laughter, but God. Help. Us. All! 

pop art illustration of woman pointing | BUYING A WOMAN DRINKS DOES NOT MEAN you ARE ENTITLED TO HER BODY
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My Dating Nightmare: 9 Times Cats Stopped Their Owners From Having Sex

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from having sex, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising! It turns out cats are the ultimate c*ck blocks!

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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My Dating Nightmare: Real Women Reveal Discoveries Of Ex's Cheating

Finding out that your boyfriend or husband has been cheating on you is devastating, whatever the circumstances. But sometimes, the truth is so ridiculously stupid, that it's almost funny. Maybe. Sort of. 

Together with The Single Society, we bring you funny, cringe-worthy, and ridiculous stories from real women who discovered that their exes were cheating on them. From finding out he's sleeping with your boss's sister, to meeting their other girlfriend while you're both bailing him out of jail, these stories will make you cringe on behalf of these pathetic men. Enjoy!

real women reveal ex's cheating stories - cover pic woman describing husband cheating o valentines day | For Valentine's Day, my husband gave me a nice card. The only problem was he accidentally gave me the one intended for his mistress. I filed for divorce that week. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED CREATING IF you ARE A SEX ADDICT
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy's 40-Year-Old Roommate Saw Me Naked

As many of you can attest, one-night stands can be awkward at the best of times. But when your hookup of choice's roommate shares his bedroom with another guy, you've got yourself a whole new level of uncomfortable morning chit-chat. Welcome to the latest in our series of hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life dating stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating in New York City.

pop art illustration about awkwardness of NYC one-night stand - funny story about guy's roommate seeing her naked in the morning | IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I FELT MORTIFYING REGRET OF A ONE NIGHT STAND l woke up and found myself standing completely naked in front of a strange man almost equally as exposed as I was save for his tighty whities sleeping on the futon.
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My Dating Nightmare: Real Women Reveal Their Crazy Summer Hookups

Most of us have had a summer romance or two, filled with drunken nights on the beach, sex under the stars, and inevitable raging hangovers the next morning. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side of us all, making us do things we would never do back home and giving us memories that will last forever. vacation hookups are the best, and the memories they leave us with usually last forever. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side in us all, and together with The Single Society, we bring you stories from real women who told us their craziest summer hookup accounts, sex and all. 

women reveal crazy summer hookups - cover image “While camping in a remote area on the Great Wall of China, I hit it off with a guy. We wandered off by ourselves, one thing led to another and before I knew it I was bent over. Yes, I had sex on the Great Wall of China.”
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My Dating Nightmare: Bad One-Night Stand Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen

Have you ever had a really bad one-night stand? Ever woken up next to someone and wished you could erase the whole night of mediocre sex with a less than average stranger? Well, if you have, you're not alone. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the funniest, most awkward, and painful first date stories from real women in New York City. 

This one features Liam, a handsome accountant who overstayed his welcome the next morning and refused to put any underwear on. Read on, and be horrified!

Story of Bad One-Night Stand Who Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen - cover image "I found liam stark naked cooking breakfast, testicles pressed up against the knobs of my oven." | YOUR BALLS ARE DISGUSTING AND DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM
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My Nightmare Date Put My Number Online For Strangers To Send Me Inappropriate Pics

We've all had bad dating experiences, but has your story ever been published as a blog? Together with The Single Society, we're bringing you tales of shocking dating disasters from real women living in New York City. From the ridiculous to the cringe-worthy, to the depressingly obscene, we've got it all. So if you think you've had a bad date before, buckle up and read on because this one really takes the cake. 

story about bad online dating fails - cover image woman describes how she received inappropriate pics after number was posted on Craigslist and doxxed | "l began receiving an overwhelming amount of d*ck pics from unknown numbers. Someone had posted an ad on Craigslist with my phone number saying I was down to f*ck tonight."
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My Dating Nightmare: Sexually Graphic Mailman Was A Total Mood Killer

Welcome to the latest from our dating blog — The Single Society — where we bring you the real-life hilarious horrible and awkward online dating stories from women in New York City. Finding romance in this day and age is never an easy thing but navigating the minefield of dating apps is a journey in and of itself. Dodging douchebags has turned into a sport for eligible women everywhere, but when you have a bad story that's too good not to share, that's where we come in. Enjoy this shocking tale of true modern dating debauchery.

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My Dating Nightmare: Guy With DUIs Tried Drunk-Driving Me Home

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

drunk driving bad dates bad dates great stories dating apps funny single society DUIs | I'M GOING BLOW THIS DATE JUST LIKE MY BREATHALYZER
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Real-Life Dating Nightmares: Dumpster Firefighter

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

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