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8 Times People Admitted On A First Date How They Got Arrested

First dates can come with all kinds of interesting questions. And sometimes one of those questions is, 'have you ever been arrested? Sure, some people may have the ubiquitous underage drinking ticket or drunk and disorderly conduct, but sometimes the answer is well...really fucking scary! We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the stories of when an awkward first date shared the rather sinister reasons they were arrested and ultimately a major red flag. Do YOU have a bad/funny dating story? Spill the tea

8 Times People Admitted On A First Date How They Got Arrested | thumbnail text - "On our first date this guy admitted he was arrested because he broke into his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's house and vandalized his car. Oh! And then he tried to set the garage on fire so he was arrested for arson as well."
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Women Tell Their Wildest Summer Vacation Hookup Stories

There is something about the sweet smell of summertime and the pure existential joy of vacation that really gets the hormones flowing! Whether it be the tanned summer bodies, the excess tequila, or a combination of both, nothing says 'livin' libido loca' quite like a summer vacation! We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share with you some of the wildest summertime sexcapade stories for your reading pleasure. If YOU have a wild/funny/cringeworthy summertime hookup story, be sure to spread good karma and share it with the world here

women tell their wildest summer vacation hookup stories | thumbnail text - Livin' libido loca! "My parents ended up calling the police and discovering that I was NOT missing, I had just been arrested for indecent exposure"
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10 Women Confess Their Post-2020 Dating Fails

2020 definitely put the dating game on pause for a while, but many are decided to jump back into the dating game. Unfortunately, some people have lost all traces of common sense when it comes to speaking to other human beings...especially women. Take these assholes, for example! We teamed up with dating blog, The Single Society to bring you a list of 10 dating disasters women have experienced when dipping their toe back into the pee-filled dating pool.

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People Reveal The Strange Requests They've Received In The Bedroom

People are into some weird shi*t these days. Gone are the days when sucking on toes and peeing on someone was considered 'kinky' because clearly, there are a ton of other downright crazy things people have asked for in the bedroom. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you some of the craziest sexual requests the Internet has to offer. Have YOU ever had someone ask you to do something particularly out of the ordinary during sex? Submit it here!

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Dumbest Things Guys Admitted On A First Date

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumbest Things Guys Said On First Dates thumbnail pop art image man woman text - Women over 25 are too old for me!
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Cats Who Interrupted Their Owners From Having Romantic Relations

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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People Reveal The Savage Ways They Discovered Their Ex's Cheating

Finding out that your boyfriend or husband has been cheating on you is devastating, whatever the circumstances. But sometimes, the truth is so ridiculously stupid, that it's almost funny. Maybe. Sort of. Together with The Single Society, we bring you funny, cringe-worthy, and ridiculous stories from real people who discovered that their exes were cheating on them. From finding out he's sleeping with your boss's sister, to meeting their other girlfriend while you're both bailing him out of jail, these stories will make you cringe on behalf of these pathetic men. Enjoy!

real women reveal ex's cheating stories - cover pic woman describing husband cheating o valentines day | it's not considered cheating if you're a sex addict For Valentine's Day, my husband gave me a nice card. The only problem was he accidentally gave me the one intended for his mistress. I filed for divorce that week. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED CREATING IF you ARE A SEX ADDICT
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My Dating Nightmare: Pushy Guy Who Couldn't Manage His Sexpectations

Some dudes just don't f*cking get it. Like this one who has absolutely no idea what boundaries are! Bad dates make great stories and we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the hilarious debauchery the modern dating world has to offer. If you have a hilariously bad date story, share it here for a chance to be featured. 

bad date story about a guy who assumed a woman would have sex because they kissed | thumbnail includes pop art image of man Text - Kissing means we are definitely having sex l made it clear that although we were making out (fully clothed) on his couch, I don't know where he got the notion that I wanted to have sex, and suggested he put his clothes back on. You should probably go. Thanks for wasting my time, Karl said, fixated on the basketball highlights
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Dating Nightmares: Rude Things Men Have Done On First Dates

Some people are just plain rude. Especially the plethora of assholes on the dating apps these days! We teamed up with The Single Society to share the fabulously bad stories of online dating disasters and the crazy things people ACTUALLY have the balls to say and do. It's not pretty, but it's pretty fucking hilarious.

bad dating stories about guys who were rude on first dates | thumbnail pop art graphic of man and woman Text - not to be rude, but what is your cup size | A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go
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People Reveal The Freakiest Requests They Had During Sex

Who doesn't love a good 'ol fashioned toss in the sack? Sex can be a beautiful (and fun) way to pass the time. Whether someone has a dirty little fetish or an unfulfilled sexual fantasy people can certainly get...creative when it comes to their preferences in the bedroom. We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all these freaky things people were asked for during sex. Yikes!

Freakiest things people have asked for during sex | thumbnail pop art picture man and woman lying in bed text - I met a guy on one of the dating apps and we went home together. He had some strange baby fetish. He asked me to remove his underwear and wipe him with baby wipes before we started having sex. It got weird. I left.
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Snooped Through My Diary After Awful Sex

One night stands can be a rather enjoyable pastime to an otherwise lonely evening. However, sometimes they don't go quite as planned, and spending the night at home with your cat would have been a far superior decision than lying naked next to a stranger after an awkward session of pleasureless 'love' making. But what good is a trainwreck sex story if no one is there to hear it?! That is why we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you these gloriously terrible dating mishaps such as this one, about a total creeper with absolutely no boundaries or manners to speak of. Enjoy!

pop art illustration of man smiling | THANKS FOR THE SEX EXCUSE ME WHILE I SNOOP AROUND YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS got out of shower Jack standing over dining room table where had my note pads Turns out he read my therapy journal
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Boob-Grabbing Creep

Touching a woman inappropriately, or touching her without consent is a crime and should be taken extremely seriously. Unsolicited contact can constitute sexual assault, which, unfortunately, is something that women have to deal with on the daily. It makes dating a dangerous game because you never know what sort of creeps are lurking on the other end of your dating app and for every great guy, there are ten weirdos out there. Together with The Single Society, we bring you this story of a boob-grabbing creeper, who is an awful human being. We feel bad laughing because it sounds like a truly horrific experience. Maybe it's nervous laughter, but God. Help. Us. All! 

pop art illustration of woman pointing | BUYING A WOMAN DRINKS DOES NOT MEAN you ARE ENTITLED TO HER BODY
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy's 40-Year-Old Roommate Saw Me Naked

As many of you can attest, one-night stands can be awkward at the best of times. But when your hookup of choice's roommate shares his bedroom with another guy, you've got yourself a whole new level of uncomfortable morning chit-chat. Welcome to the latest in our series of hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life dating stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating in New York City.

pop art illustration about awkwardness of NYC one-night stand - funny story about guy's roommate seeing her naked in the morning | IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I FELT MORTIFYING REGRET OF A ONE NIGHT STAND l woke up and found myself standing completely naked in front of a strange man almost equally as exposed as I was save for his tighty whities sleeping on the futon.
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My Dating Nightmare: Real Women Reveal Their Crazy Summer Hookups

Most of us have had a summer romance or two, filled with drunken nights on the beach, sex under the stars, and inevitable raging hangovers the next morning. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side of us all, making us do things we would never do back home and giving us memories that will last forever. vacation hookups are the best, and the memories they leave us with usually last forever. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side in us all, and together with The Single Society, we bring you stories from real women who told us their craziest summer hookup accounts, sex and all. 

women reveal crazy summer hookups - cover image “While camping in a remote area on the Great Wall of China, I hit it off with a guy. We wandered off by ourselves, one thing led to another and before I knew it I was bent over. Yes, I had sex on the Great Wall of China.”
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My Dating Nightmare: Bad One-Night Stand Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen

Have you ever had a really bad one-night stand? Ever woken up next to someone and wished you could erase the whole night of mediocre sex with a less than average stranger? Well, if you have, you're not alone. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the funniest, most awkward, and painful first date stories from real women in New York City. 

This one features Liam, a handsome accountant who overstayed his welcome the next morning and refused to put any underwear on. Read on, and be horrified!

Story of Bad One-Night Stand Who Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen - cover image "I found liam stark naked cooking breakfast, testicles pressed up against the knobs of my oven." | YOUR BALLS ARE DISGUSTING AND DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM
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My Nightmare Date Put My Number Online For Strangers To Send Me Inappropriate Pics

We've all had bad dating experiences, but has your story ever been published as a blog? Together with The Single Society, we're bringing you tales of shocking dating disasters from real women living in New York City. From the ridiculous to the cringe-worthy, to the depressingly obscene, we've got it all. So if you think you've had a bad date before, buckle up and read on because this one really takes the cake. 

story about bad online dating fails - cover image woman describes how she received inappropriate pics after number was posted on Craigslist and doxxed | "l began receiving an overwhelming amount of d*ck pics from unknown numbers. Someone had posted an ad on Craigslist with my phone number saying I was down to f*ck tonight."
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