With the myriad of personalities out there in the dating world, there are some people who really take things way too far way too fast. After date one, a stage 5 clinger might already be planning your wedding or will lose their shit if their text isn't replied to in what they deem a timely manner. We receive many stories of these bothersome specimens in particular, so here is a list of eight times a date seriously needed to pump the brakes brought to you by dating blog The Single Society.

Many years ago online dating was actually quite taboo, but now the internet is a great (and it feels like the only) way to meet a potential partner! It is ALSO a great way to dig up anything shady they might be hiding! Whether it is finding out about a criminal past or the fact that the person has a wife and several children they failed to mention, the world wide web can provide a plethora of fascinating information! We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of the worst things people found out about a date by researching them on the Internet. Be careful out there!

Ahhh the notorious f*ck boy. A f*ck boy is someone who does whatever they want whenever they want and don't care who they screw over while doing it. They lead girls on to believe that they are special and they really care about you then they turn into horny douchebags that do whatever they can to get laid. F*ck boys are shallow dickheads. The worst part is, they can smell when you are moving on, then swoop RIGHT back in and try, yet again, to make you think they actually give a f*ck about you. Spoiler alert: They don't, and they never will. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the stories of six women who got sweet revenge on the f*ck boy in their lives. 

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. But sometimes the reason they are 'scorned' is completely f*cking ridiculous. We give men PLENTY of sh*t for being stupid, crazy, or downright ridiculous, so it is only fair we call out some crazy women for their antics as well. We asked the people of the Internet to share the MOST ridiculous reason their ex-girlfriend got mad at them compliments of dating blog The Single Society, and the results certainly did not disappoint. Here is a comprehensive list of the most outlandish reasons men were 'in the dog house.'

Breaking up is typically hard to do, but not when your total a**hole of an ex makes it super easy. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the stories of 9 women and the EXACT moment they knew they needed to dump their boyfriend and move OUT.

How can one accurately portray the essence of their personality in 500 characters or less? Well, we don't have the answer. BUT! We can tell you exactly how NOT to. Here are the 12 things guys put in their bios on dating apps that must be stopped according to dating blog, The Single Society.

Ok, so you found a cute, seemingly normal guy in the sea of douchebags we, unfortunately, call our dating pool, yet EVERY f*cking man has this uncanny ability to piss you off BEFORE you even meet in person. HOW IS THIS A THING?! We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the six things guys do that piss girls off BEFORE going on a date. Take notes, gentlemen. 

Some can take it, some...not so much. We asked our readers to submit the worst reactions men have had when turned down for a second date...and they did not disappoint. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring out 14 examples of men reacting terribly to rejection.

In the digital dating era, finding a meaningful relationship behind the screen of your smartphone can be an undoubtedly daunting task. With the overwhelming plethora of applications and photographs, men and women have to siphon through at any given time it is particularly difficult to make a solid impression. In the quest to garner attraction from the opposite sex, many women in this generation have fallen victim to the horrible disease that is being basic as f*ck, and quite frankly, the madness needs to stop. Take notes, ladies, we teamed up with dating blog The Single Society and interviewed a pool of guys to find out what pictures drive men crazy (and not in a good way) when searching for love on the interwebs.

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Some people are completely incapable of taking rejection, especially when it comes to dating! And together with The Single Society, we are able to share the madness that is the modern dating scene…complete with receipts! Read about a poor woman's date with this complete jerk. Have a dating horror story of your own? Submit is here for a chance to be featured!

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

Getting dumped any time of the year is unfortunate, but on or around Valentine's Day certainly makes the sting a little more intense. But you are not alone! We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you eight unfortunate stories of people breaking up with their significant other JUST in time for Valentine's Day.

With the plethora of bad dates submitted to us on a daily basis, we have found that there is one thing you can always count on -- people saying some dumb sh*t. While honesty is most certainly appreciated there are some things that are just better left unsaid. However, we DO appreciate you letting us know what an imbecile you are by waving a big 'ol red flag in our face signaling us to run for the f*cking hills. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the 12 CRAZIEST things men have admitted on a first date.

It's no secret that many women look to how a man treats his mother to preface how they would be treated as their potential partner…but sometimes it's clear that mommy will always reign supreme. We're talking about the grown men who are overly dependent on their mom into adulthood, letting her make decisions for him despite the fact he's old enough to make decisions for himself. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share stories from ten unlucky women on their 'how I knew I was dating a momma's boy' moments.

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.