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More Women Having Panic Attacks Over The Dreaded Gynecologist Appointment

Women have to go through a whole lot of scary sh*t, and the dreaded gyno appointment is definitely one of them. Just hearing the word "speculum" strikes an irrational fear in all of our hearts. We know going to the gyno is a necessity to ensure we're doing okay down there, but why did it have to be so scary? The women of Twitter understand the woes of the gyno very deeply and come to the platform on a regular basis to air their grievances. Scroll down for the most relatable gyno appointment tweets of the week. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Krusty95 @kristipfeiffer1 I have my yearly gynecologist appointment today, you know what that means...hide my underwear as far as possible from my doctor even tho they're about to be all up in my IUD strings 3:25 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Toxic Tweets About Texting The Forbidden Ex

We all need to come out and speak the truth right now. Yes, we're all guilty of texting our exes, and no, we shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's definitely dumb behavior that will only yield toxic results, but we're only human, okay? Cut us some slack. Because the humans of Twitter have been up to some shady sh*t with their exes, they totally get it. Whether they've been playing manipulative mind games with their exes via text or just writing the classic "I miss you" to keep them in their grasp, it needs to stop. Alas, we all know as long as there are toxic relationships in the world, they'll never stop. Instead of trying to make it stop, let's embrace it. Scroll down for our top picks for tweets about texting exes. 

texting ex tweets | thumbnail text - @khilanii just texted my ex I love him then blocked him because god said confuse the enemy 8:17 PM · Jul 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets About Gyno Appointments Which Make Us Want To Cancel Them Forever

We know we're supposed to check in on our sexual health, but why do gyno appointments seem like they're out to get us? Not even the doctors - the appointments themselves. Whether the copay is absurdly high or the speculum is just way too threatening, there's always something about the gyno that doesn't sit well with us. The women of Twitter seem to understand our fear of the gyno more than anyone else, and tweet about their struggz with the "down under doc" on a daily basis. Scroll down for our faves from this week. 

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Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes
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Women Savagely Roasting Men On Twitter Within An Inch Of Their Lives

Someone famous once said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." While that still rings very true, times have changed—now, a more accurate way of putting it would be "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account, who is sick and tired of f*ck boys messing her around." In short, don't piss a woman off; she will ruthlessly take you down. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men tweets', where women roast men within an inch of their lives, dishing out brutal honesty to the disappointing men in their lives.

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Funniest Tweets Written About The Infamous Gyno Appointment

Women have been collectively dreading their gyno appointments since the beginning of time, and they're not shy about it on Twitter either. It seems like every time they have a strange experience at the gyno, they simply go off on the platform. After all, there's no shame in being honest about our daily experiences as women. It's a wild time. Scroll down to stand in solidarity with the gyno appointment women of the week. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Zirk ... @kuzumurph Something about waiting at the ob/gyn office while the tv in here is only playing "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" is so ominous. Why is Guy Fieri at my gynecologist appointment 8:35 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

If you're ever feeling low or a little down in the dumps, and you need a bit of a chuckle, just scroll through Twitter. It's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. And no one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. As usual, they are full of entertainment, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Here are some of the funniest tweets by women we found this week for you to scroll through and enjoy, and here are some more for when you're done.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes
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Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Don't Want To Understand

Women go through a lot of crap on a daily basis From debilitating period cramps to the tribulations of maintaining long hair to being lusted over by idiot men, it's a tough gig. We get it, we know the struggle and we're here to empathize with them. So, these memes celebrate all things women, and how strong women are to put up with all the bullsh*t day in and day out. Ladies, we got you!

Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Just Don't Understand | thumbnail text - Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby definition being woman is hating period cramps so much actually long menopause.
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Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Ladies, have you ever been so pissed off with a guy that all you want to punch his stupid face and scream from the rooftop to let everyone know just how fed up you are? If the answer is yes, then why not give Twitter a go? It's the virtual rooftop we all need, and these women have certainly utilized it. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, where women roast men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives. And if you enjoy these, check out last week's in case you missed them. 



funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Participation Trophy Wife @TrophyWifeDayna Me: actively works out 6 days a week and eats healthy. Loses 1 pound. Husband: contemplates eating a vegetable. Loses 5 pounds. 6:49 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 98 Likes
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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Funnier Than Men

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women from the past seven days, because let's face it, we could all use a break from the news. The funny women of Twitter know how to bring a smile to our faces by making fun of life's ups and downs, and we're grateful for it. Scroll through this batch of funny women tweets for the jokes only women can tell, and then check out last week's funniest women tweets if you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - limp brittzkit @Brittymigs ... Bathing suit companies these days are like "Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don't do that :/" 7:29 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,362 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 34.5K Likes
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Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Just Don't Understand

We're back with a brand new haul of memes for the ladies. If you love memes, you love laughing, and you're a lady (or if you relate to lady-related stuff), then these are for you. So pour yourself a glass of your favorite Pinot Grigio, and tuck into these juicy memes about all-things women.





Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Just Don't Understand | thumbnail text - All I spend money on is food and clothes but I'm still hungry and can't find anything to wear When you block him while he's still typing
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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of The Week That Are Savage AF

You know the drill by now; we love it when women get sassy and roast men into oblivion on Twitter, so each week, we collect some of the funniest women roasting men tweets for you to peruse while you think of your own ways to bring men down. Just kidding, we love men, but we also love making fun of them. Scroll through these hilarious tweets, and then check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text tallie ... @talliesinyoung boys are literally obsessed with watching the most random things on youtube at full volume 3:48 PM · Jun 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 256 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 2,992 Likes
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People Ruthlessly Roasting Instagram Influencers And Their Clothing Hauls

Over the past few years, influencer marketing has hugely changed the landscape of consumerism and the way we make purchase decisions. But for all the good they do, there's no denying that influencers can get pretty annoying. Whether it's pretending that even one of their followers has asked them for their skincare routine or living a fake life on Instagram they could never afford in reality, people are calling out the BS when they see it. These hilarious tweets from people who are sick and tired of fashion bloggers doing live clothing hauls, articulate what we're all thinking deep down inside.

funny tweets from people roasting influencers and their clothing hauls | thumbnail text - Amelia Weller ... @Amelia_Whitney I hate when l'm clicking through Instagram stories quickly and I accidentally vote on a poll. Sorry Jessica, I don't actually think you should do a live "try-on haul" tomorrow. 8:55 PM · Nov 12, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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Women Tweet All About The Awkward Reality Of Gynecologist Appointments

The dreaded gynecologist appointment is unfortunately a universal part of becoming a woman. Don't get us wrong - we're grateful for the opportunity to make sure our health is doing okay. Like, spiritually or emotionally, we're not okay. We might as well make sure we're physically okay. Yes, we're adult women, but gyno appointments are still scary AF, and the women of Twitter know this all too well. Check out the tweets below for further insight into what we mean. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Jillian C. York jilliancyork My friend telling about her gyno asking if she had any song requests during her appointment Tell picked WAP" 10:22 PM Jun 27, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Brutally Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

When it comes to Twitter and roasting, no one does it better than women roasting men. Because when women have had it up to here with men, unleashing their wrath online can be oddly therapeutic. Each week we find you the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, and this week's collection is just as satisfying as last week's collection. Hope you have some aloe on you because it's about to burnnnnn.





funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes
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Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

It's a universal fact that women are funnier than men; we don't need to convince you. But if you forget this obvious fact, here is a collection of some of the funniest women we came across on Twitter this week. And that's no exaggeration. The women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. So dig into this selection of treats, and then head on over to last week's funniest women on Twitter in case you missed them.



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