Sometimes all you need to do so get someone to fall in love with you is to immediately repond to their text messages.

Have you texted bae yet today?

Hello lovers who require all the attention, and lovers who require all the attention only.

Why flirt when you can roast?

You know you got a good one when they say "I love you" and "where tf you get them clown shoes??" all in one breath.

Go into 2023 embracing your love language of needing constant attention.

You prefer a light to dark roast romance served piping hot.

You love ‘em and you wanna roast ’em—that's a good relationship. We're back at it bringing those witty couples who love to roast fresh and funny memes to enjoy . The kind of couples who will greet each other with an epic burn and then be hella romantic. It's the dream, really. We've said it before, you can't roast just any ‘ole body. You can only roast those who you’re really close with. You wouldn't roast someone you just met, they don't know you're just messing with them, they'd probably just…

It's like dating a Sour Patch Kid: First they're sour, then they're sweet.