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Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Disclose Everything Their Future Husbands Need To Know
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)
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funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Month
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Jessie @mommajessiec ENGAGED: Netflix Chill MARRIED: Netflix WHERE IS REMOTE? ARE SITTING ON REMOTE? GET UP

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 29, 2021)
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funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes

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