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$People Reveal Why Women Live Longer Than Men| Thumbnail text - LittleWhiteGirl · 7h We were having such an excellent time, then we accidentally rolled off the bed and I fractured my foot. We were coworkers and nobody at work knew about us, so I limped around work for a couple weeks as we both tried not to laugh.$

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The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't message you back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There| thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly · Feb 20 sorry i didn't text you back i spent all day worrying that you were mad at me for not texting you back •.. 5 27 210 2.3K

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Texts People Wish More Than Anything That They Could Un-Send| thumbnail text - Human Resources at Paulo Freire Charter School @postcyborg Oops I accidentally texted a therapist I ghosted when I lost my insurance Hey I heard there was a party at your place. What time is it at? 32m O Hi Nathan, therapist here. I wish I was having a party! Hope you've been as well as well can be:) your old 6m

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twitter thread about children's party | thumbnnail text -Aishaläiile @Aisha94 My plans for today were drinking a few glasses of wine and having lots of sex. Unfortunately things didn't go to plan and l'm at a child's party. Help me. 6:10 PM · Dec 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food

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People Share Embarrassing crush stories| thumbnail text - Nicoletta 18 1 year ago I confessed to my childhood playmate crush on Valentine's Day. I quote his reply. "Yeah, I know." Give Award Share Report Save

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People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

parents reveal most expensive things their kids ruined by mistake - cover pic story of kid putting laptop in sink | feedmeacid 8.5k points 2 years ago Watching netflix as doing dishes. Had poop. 3 year old daughter drags kitchen chair up sink, decides help do dishes while im on toilet. Goodbye $1200 laptop is now soaked about gallon water.

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People Who Regretfully Used Words They Didn't Know The Meaning Of| thumbnail text - Dayna McAlpine O @daynamcalpine_ went on a date with a guy years ago and told him i might have narcolepsy to which he look at me weirdly, changed the subject and he never called me back - years later he asked if i still fancied dead people and it turns out he thought i meant necrophilia 3:03 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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People Admit The Mistakes They Are Guilty Of Making In Past Relationships| thumbnail text - rok37m4n • 1d Faking my orgasm just to make him feel good. Now he thinks his the best and won't try anything new. G Reply 4 750 ...

People Admit The Mistakes They Are Guilty Of Making In Past Relationships

cheezburger users responses to most expensive things children ruined by mistake - cover pic story about kid driving dads tractor into lagoon costing him $50,000

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