weird

Everybody has cringy stories from hookups that probably didn't need to happen. Noses get bumped, tongues get bitten, and well, sometimes people get way too in the mood and some extremely awkward words slip out of their mouths. If this has happened to you, it's completely normal, sometimes we just feel the need to speak when it's really just not necessary. But if you're not actually interested in the person you're smooching, saying something cringy af could be a very efficient way to get them to leave you alone. In case you're looking for some inspo, here are some of the worst things to say after a kiss.

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

I wonder who started high school reunions. Is the purpose of them just so people can show off how successful they are? Is it a chance for the kids to show that they've glowed up? What happens if you didn't? It could be really fun I suppose. I bet there are a lot of throwback songs and reignited love triangles. Who doesn't love a little drama in a school gym?

Women's clothing definitely gets more attention than men's, however, one thing they are not known for is being comfortable. Most women's brands lack practicality in their designs. How many times can we complain about not have functional pockets before designers start restructuring their pants? Also, it really seems like everyone and their mother has the same issues with jeans, too tight on the butt and too loose on the waist. Have y'all clothing brands never seen a female figure before? Get with it.

We have come a long way in terms of bringing the two genders closer together, but there are still a hefty amount of double standards that we all have to deal with each day. Obviously, both genders benefit from some of them, but a lot of them are particularly annoying. Even the ones that may seem positive can actually be limiting as well. Like, for example, how men are supposed to be the breadwinners in the family. Sure it's motivating knowing people expect you to be successful, but what if you find someone who happens to be making a larger income, are you suddenly now inferior? 

You've probably already begun to think of more annoying double standards so let's get into it.

Everybody has their own hygienic routine, and it's not really fair to judge someone's just because it doesn't match your own. Obviously there are minimal standards, but then again, not everyone has the same access to hygienic facilities so it's probably best to not assume anything. This works vice versa as well, people who take hour-long showers should really consider their water usage. What are they doing in there for a whole hour anyway? Like we said, it's not good to judge, but It's hard not to get suspicious when someone could easily spend a good portion of their day in the restroom.

When you think of sleepovers, you imagine girls sitting up all night, painting each other's nails, talking about boys, watching romcoms, and eating pizza. Or, at least, that's what my sleepovers looked like. I can't speak for guys, but from what I've heard, they're pretty similar. Just swap painting nails for playing video games, talking about girls instead of boys, and watching horror movies instead of romcoms, and you've got the idea. But these sleepover stories are a far cry from the idyllic childhood pictures I've just painted and, instead, are creepy and weird. Check them out and share your weirdest sleepover stories in the comments section!

It's important to teach people that it's okay to say no sometimes Obviously not all the time, but it's okay to know what you like and dislike. We think a part of growing up is recognizing the things that truly make you happy, and well, there are just a lot of experiences that don't make the cut. And that's okay. 'Yes' brings more opportunities, but 'no' can avoid a lot of poor decisions.

Less and less are people submitting themselves to classic monogamous relationships. It may be about time considering 50% of marriages end in divorce. However, if you're going to go away and stray from the form, it's important that all partners have similar expectations. The most important part of any relationship is communication, so when it is lacking, it really shows.

Sometimes we get really addicted to certain activities, series, artists and it just becomes our entire personality for a period of time. On some level, it probably happens to everyone. When you're in the middle of binging 'The Office' what else is there really to talk about? The references are so iconic, and the meme pages are endless. It's normal to get a little too invested for a couple of months, but if years later your Instagram bio is still 'Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica,' unfortunately it might be time to invest in some serious self-reflection.

We've all had our fair share of experiences with 'know-it-alls'. There's one in every classroom, office space, dinner table. They're quite easy to spot out because they're probably the one who never shuts upand starts every sentence with 'Well, Actually...'

Are you envisioning anyone in specific yet? I think we all can. Sometimes these kinds of people are truly full of knowledge and don't know how to hold it in, but most of the time they're not exactly the sharpest tool in the toolbox and need to be knocked down a level or two.

If you're new to the internet, you may not have noticed that there are basically always robots trying to get money off of you by sliding in your DM's. It's obviously not funny when they're successful, but sometimes the things they say are so hilarious you can't help but be entertained by their attempts.

And if it's not a robot trying to slide in, then it's probably some random guy who feels this is the appropriate way to shoot his shot. 20 or so years ago, before DM's, weird people would just run up to you and say confusing a*s things, now they still can do that, but the internet allows them to keep it up once they go back home on their computer. It's definitely a weird world we live in.

It is really common to do favors for the people in our lives that we love and expect nothing in return. It's a part of being in a family or having unconditional love for someone. However, in order for something to be a 'favor,' it needs to be optional. It's totally unfair to force someone to volunteer to help you out, and especially uncool to constantly take advantage of their generosity. That's called manipulation people, and we are not about that life.

One of the best parts of having a big family when you start having kids is all of the help and support you can receive. Single mothers could especially benefit from a helping hand every once in a while. It's normal to ask for help but to demand or expect it unconditionally sounds more like entitlement. Everybody has their own life and it is not fair to constantly put people in compromising positions just because you feel overwhelmed.

There are many different ways to deal with creepy people. A lot of the time we try to be kind because we don't want to anger them, but that can also give off the wrong message and make them think you enjoy their 'special attention.' You can try to ignore them as well, but they're usually not the best at picking up on social cues. Perhaps the best way is to go down the creepy route as well, to out-creep the creepers of the world. You might come off as insane, but at least you'll be left alone.