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My Psycho Roommate Stole My Used Vibrator

I've seen my fair share of psycho roomies on Twitter and Reddit, but all those crazy stories seemed like a distant internet reality that could never happen to me. Until I became personally victimized by a psycho roommate myself. We've all heard about kleptomaniac roommates, but just how far can they take their klepto tendencies? Apparently, way farther than we would have hoped. As the title of this piece suggests, my roommate took psycho to a whole new level when she stole my used vibrator. That's right - it wasn't a new one. It was straight-up used. Yes, I was just as horrified as you are. And yes, I moved out the moment I found out, so don't worry about my well-being. Scroll down for all the disturbing details. 

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Vibrator Tweets Which Made Us Vibrate With Laughter

There's no time like the present, and thankfully the present comes with modern technology - such as the wonderful vibrator. Since they were introduced into popular culture, the V has never been better, and as a result, we've never looked fresher. The people of Twitter are not ones to shy away from vibrators, and tweet hilariously clever stuff about it on a daily basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators we saw this week. 

Funny tweets about vibrators | thumbnail text - dan ... @dadopotamus my 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone. this is the single greatest moment of my life. 11:31 PM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Mom Shames Target For Selling Vibrator And Gets Roasted: Twitter Thread

The internet has the power to make things go viral for all sorts of reasons, and sometimes we come across something on the world wide web that is too good not to share with you. Get ready for this gem: a woman posted a complaint on Target's Facebook page, expressing her displeasure at the store's blatant selling of vibrators, "Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins." Read: prude woman feels uncomfortable that a mainstream store is normalizing women's sexual pleasure. Twitter user @kittynouveau posted the complaint on her account, and it instantly went viral, because, well, it's hilarious.

Let's break this down for a minute. Firstly, the vibrators were displayed in the sexual wellness aisle with condoms and lube, and not in the children's toy aisle, as she was making it out to be. If you don't want your kids to see it, don't bring them to that store section. It's that simple. Secondly, she obviously has no idea how a dual vibrating massager works because I don't know which holes she refers to when she says, "A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes." I'm going to go ahead and assume that she thinks one wand is for your butthole. Newsflash: one wand is for vaginal insertion, and the other one is for external stimulation. Not butts involved (unless you try really hard). Anyway, Twitter blew up when they saw the post, and the reactions to the complaint are hilarious. Check them out below.

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.
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Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text - Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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