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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

What did Elsa ever to do him?

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Basic Life Skills Some Adults Never Mastered

Being an adult isn't easy

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Vacationing With Kids

Like a regular vacation, except it sucks

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"A man cheating on Beyoncé is all I need to know about men"

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Some people aren't cut out for work

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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

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Funny Tweets About All Those Women Named "Karen" Out There

Tweets About Women Named "Karen"

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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

You're quite welcome.

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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Luckily, parents have Twitter to express their true feelings

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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! But with kids.

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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

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Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

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30-Year-Old Aging Tropes That Turned Out To Be True (Tweets)

"What is something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true?"

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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

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