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funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

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Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

The blissful ignorance of kids

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

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funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love

Funny Tweets About Dating In 2020

Dumpster fire dating year

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husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - n****r moon @alesiavsworld If you date men do not worry about what's in the vaccine 6:55 AM Dec 14, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 121K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

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Thai model shows striking difference between Instagram and reality in side by side pics | thumbnail includes two side by side pictures on beach and sunbathing

Thai Model Shows Striking 'Instagram Vs Reality' In Side By Side Photos

The lies behind social media

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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kids give the best presents (not) | thumbnail includes two pictures Text - I'm glad you're not dead Look how Pretty you are | old man holding a framed note from a child | piece of aluminium foil glues to a wooden plank

Gifts From Kids, Which Are So Bad They're Funny

Truth from the mouth of babes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >

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Debate on Twitter as Tampax creates inclusive campaign for all people who bleed | thumbnail text - Tampax O @Tampax 000 TAMPAX Fact: Not all women have periods. Also a fact: Not all people with periods are women. Let's celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed! V9: @gobeeharris #mythbusting #periodtruths #transisbeautiful 2:31 AM Sep 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2.5K Retweets 8K Quote Tweets 13.7K Likes Buffy the misogynist slayer (cervix haver) @Opiumbrella Replying to @Tampax and @gobeehar

Twitter Debate As Tampax Celebrates ‘All People Who Bleed’, In Inclusive Period Campaign

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

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