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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch

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Funny tweets about working | dirt prince @pant_leg get so mad people ask gonna do on my day off bitch gonna recover all my days on

Painfully True Tweets About Having to Work

Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

twitter thread about unique daily rituals - cover pic about person leaving TV on for their dogs | FUCK ALL Twinks @tinytwink Replying mrnickharvey Every day leave TV on dogs feel bad if 's on something shit like shopping channel, so spend 10 minutes searching something they might like

People Reveal Their Unique Daily Rituals - A Thread

funny examples of people getting tongue-tied and embarrassing themselves - cover pic tweet about confusing words | Lucas @OFLaCar Meant say "hold on second" and "give minute customer and came out as "hold second monday

People Who Got Tongue-Tied And Embarrassed Themselves

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

Museums Battle on Twitter Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit - cover pic tweets of butts | Yorkshire Museum @YorkshireMuseum 'S TIME CURATORBATTLE Today's theme is #BestMuseumBum! This cracking Roman marble statuette depicts an athlete at peak fitness may have decorated town house one Eboracum's wealthier residents. Has someone taken bite out this BEAT MuseumBums | Dana Ardis @ZooLuki @Rainluvvr RT @DrJEBall clear winner BestMuseumBum is statue Aphrodite Kallipygos (lit Aphrodite beautiful butto

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp

Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

tweet of walking his dog in different costumes Flintstones and Donald Trump | Jack @jackp593 Daily update on Steve's dog walking rig Flintstone theme today | man riding Donald Trump while walking two dogs

Man Dresses Up In Costumes Every Day To Walk His Dogs

man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.

Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)

People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

family genes copy paste twitter thread genetics mirror | shelbyle @contrashelby Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh 2:39 AM May 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.5K Retweets 554.6K Likes >

People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

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Woman refuses to give back sister's 8-year-old son after adopting him and raising him as her own: 'He is my son in every way that counts'

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Exhausted new father 'abandons' wife and newborn child after emergency c-section, wife takes it personally in heightened emotional state

21-year-old backtracks on dogsitting for her boss after she informs her last-minute that her husband's old bandmate will be crashing with her overnight: 'The whole thing would have been really out of my comfort zone'

21-year-old backtracks on dogsitting for her boss after she informs her last-minute that her husband's old bandmate will be crashing with her overnight: 'The whole thing would have been really out of my comfort zone'

23-year-old woman refuses to give back necklace that ex-boyfriend gave her on her birthday, '[He said] it "feels wrong" that I'm still wearing it'

23-year-old woman refuses to give back necklace that ex-boyfriend gave her on her birthday, '[He said] it "feels wrong" that I'm still wearing it'

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