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Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

A fifteen percent increase sounds about right, or 3 hours

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funny women roast 2021 fashion trends | thumbnail text - Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri ... to whomever is deciding fashion trends at the moment and making the theme "things I was bullied for wearing in middle school"...kindly stop I'm tired 4:19 AM May 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 343 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 8,097 Likes

Women Are Mercilessly Roasting 2021's Fashion Trends

They are NOT happy

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

Sweaty girl summer is upon us

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funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

What NOT to say to your pregnant wife

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People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old-Fashioned Way' On Twitter| thumbnail text - Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy ... deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a full day detention with others who seem stereotypical but I learn they are more than just a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal) 7:15 AM · Jun 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,135 Likes

People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old Fashioned Way' On Twitter

Back in the simpler days

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most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes

Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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People Are Tweeting Their #FavoriteThingAboutSex, And It's Thoroughly Entertaining| thumbnail text - January 6th = @gohome1122 #MyFavoriteThingAboutSex Hard to come up with anything specific about those 90 seconds..

People Tweet Their #FavoriteThingAboutSex, And It's Thoroughly Titillating

'So y'all are having sex?'

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People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

Time for an official 'What's in my bag' from our girl Liz

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

The funny women of Twitter

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people reveal weirdest places they were hit on - cover pic | Text - Anna Seg @anna_seg Replying to @kthorjensen In the break room during a large group company orientation DIRECTLY AFTER WATCHING the sexual harassment train. Dude literally started by saying "I don't want to sound like the guy in the video..."

People Reveal Weirdest Places They've Ever Been Hit On

The art of seduction

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Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reactions To The KUWTK Finale On Twitter| thumbnail text - Leslie @rodashian · Jun 11 Kourtney as soon as this episode is done #KUWTK 26 L7 205 4K

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reaction Tweets About The KUWTK Finale

All of our 'ugliest crying faces' have been revealed

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

The funny parents of Twitter

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Major Fails That Somehow Ended Up Documented On Twitter For Eternity| thumbnail text - Landlord > There's a family of rats living in my bathroom! No pet allowed in building Also rent is due

Major Fails That Somehow Ended Up Documented On Twitter For Eternity

The cringe from these posts is contagious

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tweet revealing list of things women would feel safe to do in a world free of men for 24 hours | Text - veronica @wxixp saw a Tiktok that said, what would you do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours... here was the comment section

Here's What Women Would Do In A Manless World

If only women felt safe all the time

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Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

'McDonalds is my favorite band'

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