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Procrastination Memes For Anyone Who Should Definitely Be Doing Something Else Right Now| thumbnail text - scottwesierski Follow @scottwesierski *Watches Netflix happily* *Remembers homework/exams/responsibilities* *Watches Netflix stressfully* 5:15 AM - 10 Jan 2014 27 138 O 274

Procrastination Memes For Anyone Who Should Definitely Be Doing Something Else Right Now

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

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Funny tweets about Instagram influencers | thumbnail tweet - Vicky Carr @VickyHCarr A parenting influencer posting about the joy of eating pesto porridge (yes,v that's porridge with pesto in it) for breakfast may just be the line I needed to cross in order to accept I don't belong on Instagram. 2:14 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Tweets Poking Fun At The Ridiculously Over-The-Top Influencers of Instagram

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

A Roundup Of Tweets from Twitter's Funniest Women

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Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes

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Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back| thumbnail text - name cannot be blank Follow @11111234567890a It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing

Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year| thumbnail text - Shyla Watson @shylawhittney me and my hinge date

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year

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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about the nightmare of playdough | thumbnail text - lilswizzy @MotherPlaylist There is nothing like being a parent and finding a piece of dried PlayDoh in the breakfast you've been trying to eat for the past 25 minutes 4:57 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Play-Doh

Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted| thumbnail text - Northern Lights Follow @PinkCamoTO I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free. 6:11 PM - 19 Mar 2014 6 17 2,246 3,141

Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

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funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes

Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

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funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Meals People Eat When They've Hit Rock Bottom

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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