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Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.

The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.

If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.

When you've been with someone for a long time, you can really discover their pet-peeves. You gradually learn the best ways to mess with them if they cross you. It's a natural consequence of being extremely close with someone. If your significant other is also your best friend the pranks only get more vicious, and hey, that's just what love is. I don't make the rules sorry.

If you also have a list of ways to get revenge on your partner currently stored in the back of your brain, you might find this list of Tweets both relatable and tactical.

Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who speaks a completely different language than you? You both do your best to understand each other, you might try some exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements, but it gets very frustrating very fast. Well, this is kind of how it can feel talking to someone who depends on their entire life on their birth chart. Once they get into it, you can do your best to make sense of it, but really the deeper they go, the more complex it gets. 

At the end of the day, these people do basically speak a whole different language, and it's not even an entirely useless one considering millions of people really do follow astrology every day.

My strategy when discussing astrology is to simply smile and nod my head every few seconds. Maybe it'll work for you too? You can practice while reading these tweets.

Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.

Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?

Lucky for us Twitter has brought us a new meme format, and it is both dark and hilarious. Just what we all need right now. Hard to know where it started but the general concept is pretty easy to catch on to. It seems like there are very few boundaries too, it's really just a beautiful way to remember someone. Personally, I wouldn't mind if this meme format sticks around for a bit since it is kind of informative too. The more random the historical figure, the funnier.

If you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates sarcastic humor in general, you will probably thoroughly enjoy these tweets.

I don't know about you, but I don't really know anybody who doesn't like Australia (except for maybe Kiwis from New Zealand). Yes, this is 100% a generalization, but the people seem so unproblematic compared to Americans. What's not to like about Australian culture either? You may find that many people have very strong opinions on Vegemite, but personally, it doesn't get in the way of my appreciation for the land down under. So, Australia, keep doing what you're doing, Americans seem to be loving each and every bit of it. 

And if you don't give a sh*t about how American's feel about you that's cool too, you can just laugh at these Tweets.

Time is a funny thing; one minute it's 1995 and you're rocking big velvet scrunchies and listening to The Spice Girls and the next minute you're getting annoyed at teenagers who play their music too loud on the bus. Welcome to your 30s, where the 90s are over 20 years old. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! It seems like it's not just us; a Twitter thread asking people in their 30s to reveal unexpected things about being their age has revealed that old age has apparently come early. Welcome to the age where people half your age are dressing the way you did 30 years ago, only now it's vintage.

Covid-19 has got people panic buying all sorts of supplies - mainly toilet paper (please, stop doing this). Maybe you're stocking up on your favorite cereal or good old tins of tuna. Whatever gets you through this difficult time. A tweet asking people for their weirdest panic purchase during the coronavirus crisis has given a true insight into people's priorities in this trying time. From dry lentils to pregnancy tests, some of these answers are hilarious. How many do you relate to?

Advice from Boomers probably mean well but they are completely out of touch with how the world is these days. Just go up to the front desk and ask if they're hiring? Every company will tell you the same thing, "Online. Online. Online," go and submit your resume into the endless and faceless void and come to terms with the fact that you'll never hear back.

Here are 31 pieces of worthless advice from Boomers. Sorry, Boomers. Sad to say these tweets ring more than true. 

We're no detectives but we have to agree that these are some pretty good clues that your significant other might be cheating.

And while most of these sound like personal experiences, there is one in here that we truly agree it, "gut feeling".

But the key to any healthy relationship is communication! If don't have that -- you don't have anything! 

Here are Twitter users helpful clues to finding out if you're being cheating on:

The following films have a very poor description as to what they're about... but each one is more than slightly true...

Which poorly explained plot is your favorite? And if you can think of any news ones, not on this list, we'd love to hear it! Write it in the comments below! 

Cheating boyfriends suck. Plain and simple. And while technology makes it easier to connect with random hookups, the chances of getting catch is also much higher. All it takes it one photo going viral and you're busted. 

However, in this case, the two woman who were cheated on work together to out him, and that's sort of beautiful. 

Twitter. Love or hate it, you gotta admit our generation sometimes gets it's greatest comedy from the media platform. The following 33 tweets have well over 100K likes each, and quite honestly, it's not hard to see why! 

Can you make it through the list without cracking a smile? We broke on the first tweet. 

Ever get told that you couldn't or wouldn't be able to achieve something, and to quit just then and there? Well, you aren't alone. But isn't it the BEST feeling to prove them wrong!? 

Que in dramatic Mission Impossible music and enjoy!