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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

Tales From Customer Service Workers Roasting Obnoxious Customers| thumbnail text - dalishpariah we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fk

Tales From Customer Service Workers Roasting Obnoxious Customers

These people all deserve an award
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Twelve Times Americans Were Iconically Trolled By Australians Via Tumblr| thumbnail text - tumblr Follow killowave Hey where are you from? I'm from Australia Oh sorry I had no idea is this better? Delivered yes, thank you mate

Twelve Times Americans Were Iconically Trolled By Australians Via Tumblr

Americans make it too easy
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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

A fun new way to make a friend
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twitter thread about tumblr | thumbnail text - @surbirby Replying abbygov tumblr og @GirlsWhoCode blueprint 8:40 PM Jan 20, 2022 Twitter iPhone

Tumblr Deserves Credit For Molding Us Into The Women We Are Today (Twitter Thread)

Tumblr was truly the girlbossification era
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Edward Cullen Memes That Will Never Stop Being Funny| thumbnail text - juliet * @youngblondemom Edward Cullen watching Bella sleep.

Edward Cullen Memes That Will Never Stop Being Funny

Steph, you crazy
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Petty Individuals Who Probably Deserve Nothing But Coal For Christmas| thumbnail text - Gesture - Me: I am firm on price. Single moms on Facebook: You've ruined my children's Christmas

Petty Individuals Who Probably Deserve Nothing But Coal For Christmas

Santa doesn't like entitlement
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7 Signs Your Style Resembles That Of A Cheugy Autumn B*tch| thumbnail text - Still haven't gotten rid of your infinity scarf from 2013 Forever 21? Although this secure scarf once had its fame on our tumblr feeds, they're done, switch yours out with a classic oversized wool scarf this season. It's time…

7 Signs Your Style Resembles That Of A Cheugy Autumn B*tch

We don't make the rules
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Things You Did For The Last Time Without Ever Realizing It Was The Last Time| Thumbnail Text - Green - One day we picked up our house phones for the last One day you narrowly escaped giving the family computer a virus through limewire for the last time and didn't even time and we didn't know it know it LIMEWIRE TURBO ANDR MUNIA

Things You Did For The Last Time Without Ever Realizing It Was The Last Time

Days that are gone forever
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Relatable Tumblr Posts About Going Both Ways, If You Know What We Mean| thumbnail text - leen @softedhearts how to be bi in 6 easy steps: 1) be an anxious panicky mess 2) cuffed jeans or sweatpants that have ankle bands 3) bite your nails yet still want to grow them out 4) be soft but you can be a bitch too ùwú 5) finger guns and/or awkward thumbs up 6) probably a writer or an artist

Relatable Tumblr Posts About People Who Swing Both Ways, If You Know What We Mean

Being bisexual is nearly a personality trait
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Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid| thumbnail text - kyleehenke Follow how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target cryptideridan Follow to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid

The important questions we should be asking
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Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life| Thumbnail text - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life

Let's laugh so we don't cry
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Tumblr Comments Which Were Even Funnier Than The Original Post| thumbnail text -  ewaneneollav Follow dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world bakwaaas Follow this is how men speak to women

Tumblr Comments That Were Even Funnier Than What They Were Commenting On

Something about a clever and timely clap-back is so funny
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Mamma Mia Memes That Made Us Reach For The Remote And Go 'Here We Go Again'| thumbnail text - caroldanversenthusiast Me, a mere 20 year old: Meryl Streep:

Mamma Mia Memes That Made Us Reach For The Remote And Go 'Here We Go Again'

The cast simply did not have to go so hard
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Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men| thumbnail text - bau-liya so women are supposed to grin and bear the books, the comics, the movies, the plays, the tv shows, the stories, the sci-fi, the translated Ig millennia of men writing about their self inserts torturing women and it being declared as High Art by other men, we're supposed to read it in our free ancient poems, the f

Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men

Get ready for some learning
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Women Reveals Difference Between How Men and Women View Friendship| thumbnail text - t7 saint lil rogue Retweeted Noob Saibot @Mommaafro_ So a woman's idea of being friends is being friends? Chef Nol @UR_SO_COOL_NOL A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company...while I have sex with someone else." 9/14/17, 9:26 AM

Woman Reveals Difference Between How Men and Women View Friendship

Buckle up, it's time to get brutally honest
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Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes| Thumbnail text - I think you re.. Not terrible.

Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes Keeping Hearts Warm

Love is best expressed through consistent meme exchanges
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