Valentine's day is the day of love, and this year I decided to treat myself to a little self-love (the most important kind)! Especially after the craziness that was 2020, I think we've all earned the right to focus on self-pleasure. Plus, there are LOTS of health benefits to orgasms--they can relieve stress, cramps, headaches...they're kind of a cure-all. Why are doctors not prescribing them more?? In my quest to give my V the perfect V-day, I did quite a bit of searching and eventually settled on the Sweet Treat Spinnator toy from Satisfyer. I chose it (over a regular vibrator or a suction toy) based on its adorable design, its affordability, and its spinning mechanism that I was curious to try. If you want to learn more or if you just want to enjoy more jokes about my vagina, read on.
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If you think you've seen creepy kid's toys before, you haven't seen anything like this. Meet Fugglers, the stuffed animals which contain human teeth. Yes, that's right, you read that correctly. Artificial. Human. Teeth. Why those need to be in a children's toy, I'll never know. But Mrs. McGettrick, the UK-based artist behind Fugglers decided that they were necessary for the toys' structural integrity. You can find the atrocities on her Amazon store if you're so inclined to freak your kids out beyond their imagination.
Most kids don't take the best care of their toys. Sure, they'll get excited about a new Barbie doll, teddy bear, or lego set for five minutes, but next thing you know, the toys have been beheaded and can be found strewn limbless around the house. Perhaps kids would take better care of their toys if, rather than the usual stuffing or pieces of plastic they are used to seeing upon dismemberment, they were greeted with a skeleton and organs instead? New York-based sculptor and toy designer Jason Freeny reimagines popular children's characters and designs them with a 'realistic anatomy,' displaying them dissected down the middle. They aren't exactly available for mass production, but maybe this is the way forward? Here are some of his masterful creations, but you can catch more of them on his Facebook and Instagram pages.
The 90s was a great decade and if you grew up in those golden years, then these items will bring the childhood memories flooding back in. You weren't a true 90s kid if you didn't have at least half the things on this list, so go count and see how many were a part of your childhood!
Christmas is a merry time for everyone. Kids love getting presents, and parents love seeing their children filled with joy when they get awesome presents. But what about after Christmas, when the Christmas tree is just a burden that needs to be taken down, and the said presents are now annoying and loud? Anyone with children or younger siblings will understand this. We got the best stories from Reddit about the regrets after Christmas, and this thread is too hilarious to miss.
Inspired by the film, Ian Pfaff, a California father of two, spent some time recreating the cars with his wife Emily for their two children Junior, 2, and Benji, 5 months. With a pair of Little Tykes Cozy Coupes and a lot of old junk he had lying around, Pfaff transformed his kids' playtime into Furiosa-fueled fun. He used additional items like an old computer and an espresso machine to liven up the vehicles and make it truly authentic to the film. The tiny tykes vehicle looks like it's straight out of the movie. Spectacular!
