toddlers

"Have kids," they said. "It will be fun," they said. Said no parent ever! Sure, babies are adorable. Yes, they are the apples of your eye. Of course, they make you beam with so much pride and love that you could burst. But, when you channel that same intensity of emotion into your feelings when your toddler tips all the cat food on the floor, puts your keys in the toaster, or draws all over the freshly-painted walls, then you might relate to the frustration in these pictures. Because the truth about parenting is, there will be times when you want to literally murder your kids. Or at least give them up for adoption for a week or two, because, like, come on, you deserve a f*cking break! Parents, can you relate?

"But why?" is a question that all parents dread. Usually, it's because they don't know the answers and don't want their kid to know, but sometimes it's because there is just no answer. Reddit asked parents of the internet for the "why?" questions their toddlers have thrown at them that even Google couldn't answer and some of them are truly unanswerable. Check them out below. 

This Instagram accountshows just how life hits new parents when the baby comes in...And it is truly painful.  

And we absolutely love them for it! Nothing more hilarious than toddlers discovering the world!

Few days ago, twitter user, @CoachPSays, asked the fine citizens of Twitter to slander newborns' brothers- and sisters-in-arms, toddlers. Everyone's was happy to join in and she got some really funny comments. 

Redditor u/mirarom asked the Reddit community, "Redditors with toddlers, what's the most recent illogical breakdown they've had?" and then the dam was broken as an incoming of hilarious and ridiculous toddler tantrums came pouring in! 

Why not feed your young ones sweet snacks based on the freaky foods they already go nuts for? These would also be great for Grandma and Grandpa. They'd have a whole new line of sweets they could jack up your kids on before dropping them back off to you. So! Here are 6 Pop-tart flavors just waiting for your little ones to scream-beg for in the grocery store…Via: How To Be a Dad

School trips sometimes need more than just a teacher. They need backup. So who do they call? Not Ghostbusters but, jolly ol' parents. Parents who pretty much are guilted into going on these trips to chaperone kids. Well, this dad was in that situation, and he basically live-tweeted what every parent that has had to chaperone felt...

Hollywood is clearly missing a huge opportunity here: horror movies for toddlers! Just Imagine...

Parenting is a hard job. And toddlers don't make it easier! They have to be watched constantly and cautiously or else... they might do something very strange! Just take a quick read and these hilarious actions by toddlers!

Via: Whisper

Kids can be crazy about food. Take a look at some reviews toddlers might write, if they could write like us big people. Via: How to be a dad