there are a lot of things you can message about on a dating app... this is not one of them

To sum up our online dating realities.

If you've got wicked wit and a wild side.

Get ready to reignite that fiery dating spirit, because we're back in business, swiping left and right for the plot! It's summertime, and dating apps are serving up their best hits. Age, height, hobbies – you name it, you got it! These apps are your personal playground, tailored to your liking. Slim pickings? Nah, not here! Tinder, Bumble, Hinge – They've got a whole menu of choices to satisfy your cravings. Feeling like a summer fling? Swipe right on Tinder. Wanna get a little extra risqué? Bu…

Sassy, solo, sad.

It's an immediate no if their bios read like a shopping list of demands

Hurray for hot girl summer

'Tis hot girl summer

NEXT.

It's a wild ride... to say the least

This week's collection of memes and fails.

Dating apps, oh, dating apps

Dating apps are genuinely one of the most dreadful inventions of the 21st century, as they create such a dissonance between a few images portrayed on a screen to what awaits you in reality. As you swipe, you will come across countless profiles of people who are advertising a false representation of themselves, whether it be because their pictures look nothing like they look in the flesh, or because they write false things about themselves in their bios. One such example would be writing ‘lookin…

The chaos is here

Love, where art thou

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