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List Of Things Women Would Do In A Manless World

It's a sad state of affairs when women, upon being asked what they would do if there were no men in the world for 24 hours, reply with "Go on walks at night," and "Feel safe, I guess." The fundamental human right to feel safe and protected is not a privilege that women are guaranteed, and something needs to change. A tweet went viral on Twitter, saying, "Saw a Tiktok that said, what would you do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours.. here was the comment section", followed by the sad eyes emoji, which was apropos because the comments are truly sad. Check out what women said they would do in a man-free world for 24 hours, highlighting the real lack of safety that women feel daily. Men, step it up, for the sake of humanity!


tweet revealing list of things women would feel safe to do in a world free of men for 24 hours | Text - veronica @wxixp saw a Tiktok that said, what would you do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours... here was the comment section
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Funny TikTok Thread: Women Give Disappointing Analogies Of Sleeping With Guys

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

tiktok thread about women giving analogies of how disappointing it is to sleep with men | guy? elimetri its like hoping you win the lotery. not winning end then having to reassure the one who did win the lottery. V•ew Lindsey Judd Ever GO to the store end get teeny good icecreem, get home get hyped that ur going to have it after dlnner. then your house catches on fire.„ Marissa Wilkes Creator im CRYING HAHAHAHA View v carsyn with a y it's like the moment you realize thet you just lost the game:
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People Reveal Their Unique Daily Rituals - A Thread

British TV music composer Nick Harvey asked is followers to share their unique daily rituals after revealing that he hides his front door keys every night so his son, who sleepwalks, doesn't inadvertently open the front door. People really took it seriously and shared all of their daily routines, but perhaps they aren't as unique as they thought. Plenty of people related to almost all of the replies, which proves that we're all a lot more similar than we might think! Here are some of the sweetest replies. How many do you relate to?

twitter thread about unique daily rituals - cover pic about person leaving TV on for their dogs | FUCK ALL Twinks @tinytwink Replying mrnickharvey Every day leave TV on dogs feel bad if 's on something shit like shopping channel, so spend 10 minutes searching something they might like
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Questions For The Opposite Sex That You Wouldn’t Say IRL: A Reddit Thread

Admit it, you have a ton of questions you've always wanted to ask a member of the opposite sex, but haven't been able to. Perhaps you never have the balls (see what I did there?) to ask, or it wasn't an appropriate question, or you just don't know anyone to ask. Whatever the reason, you are not alone. Turns out, loads of people have these questions and a Reddit thread has kindly collated them all, so you can peruse through and see the answers to some of the most commonly thought of questions for the opposite sex. 

questions to the opposite sex - cover pic asking about pierced nipples leaking when you breastfeed | flamingoman 1.9k points 11 hours ago Girls, if have pierced nipples then have kid, does milk come out like sprinkler head or through original channel like hose.
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What Is Cool If You’re Handsome, But Creepy If You’re Ugly: A Reddit Thread

As much as we may hate to admit, we all know that the sun shines down on people who are good looking. Judging people by their looks is never the right answer, but unfortunately, handsome people get further in life. People are attracted to attractive people, it's just fact. An AskReddit thread asked people what things are cool if you're handsome, but creepy if you're ugly, and the answers reveal just how much life truly favors beauty. 

people reveal things that are cool if you're handsome but creepy if you're ugly - cover pic redditor example living in a Volkswagen van | VegetableArmy7 8 points 5 hours ago Living Volkswagen van. Handsome hippy, clean carbon foot print blagh blagh blagh Ugly=creepy and homeless
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Metro UK Try (And Fail) To Spend Net Worth Of Jeff Bezos, Founder Of Amazon - Twitter Thread

Being super-wealthy (and we're talking Jeff Bezos the founder of Amazon kind of wealthy), has its perks - the most obvious being that you can buy whatever you want, whenever you want. But one of the lesser-known hardships of being one of the richest men in the world is that it's actually harder than you think to spend that sort of money. A hilarious Twitter thread by Metro UK shows just how difficult it is to spend Bezos' net worth, which happens to be $189.3 billion. Read on and laugh, and be grateful that you don't have such a struggle in your life...



tweets about the Metro UK challenging themselves to spend Jeff Bezos' net worth | Amazon founder Jeff Bezos records yesterday as saw the largest ever growth in wealth in day. mogul a whopping $13 billion dollars in 24 hours. bringing his net worth to S 189.3 bdlbn. THREAD) | We still have a lot to spend. So how can dent this obscene sum? Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal. Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.
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Twitter Thread On The Negative Health Effects Caused By Lack Of Sleep

We all know that getting enough sleep is crucial for living a productive life. We grow up being told to get eight hours of sleep so that we can have an effective and productive day ahead, but there is a lot more to it than that. Someone has listed all of the negative health effects caused by lack of sleep and they are, quite frankly, alarming. I know that I certainly don't get anywhere near enough sleep, but after reading this Twitter thread, things are changing as of tonight! Scroll down and educate yourselves on why sleep is so important.

Twitter Thread listing Negative Health Effects Caused By Lack Of Sleep - cover image tweet listing reasons why sleep is bad | aiko @1chigoko consistently sleeping less than 6-7 hrs wrecks immune system doubles risk cancer sleep is key factor determining if will develop Alzheimer's improper sleep even week will disrupt sleep enough could be classified as pre-diabetic 10:22 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Keanu Reeves As All The Disney Princes: A Thread

Everyone loves Keanu Reeves and most people love Disney princes. So why has no one ever thought to combine the two and create the ultimate Disney prince? Well, worry not because finally, the day has come, and honestly, Disney has never been so appealing. If you love a bit of Keanu and you're partial to a Disney prince her and there, you'll love these pictures of Keanu's face that Crystal Ro has photoshopped onto some of your favorite Disney heroes. As if he could get any hotter! You. Are. Welcome. 



keanu reeve's face photoshopped onto disney princes - cover image pictures of keanu reeves as disney princes | Beauty and the Beast Prince and The Little Mermaid
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Parents' Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Kids (Tweets)

And when we say nonstop, we mean nonstop. Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids.

funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019
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Beautiful Reasons As To Why Life Is Worth Living

Redditor, u/skopein, asked a simple question in the subreddit 'r/AskReddit,' -- "Why do you like to be alive?"

That beautiful question sparked 34 thousand beautiful responses! 

If you needed a reminder as to why life is worth living, there are 20+ reasons from everyday people, just like you and I. 

reddit wholesome life living askreddit thread | Why do like be alive? Cambriee 35.6k points 3 days ago There's lot places still want go, books want read, movies want see. Even if don't get experience all before die like anticipation all.
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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes. We've got some real foodisaster winners up in here! 

To be fair, cooking can rather difficult and most people should be practicing their skills (you know who you are!), 'cause practice makes perfect!

On the other hand... a lot of these just seem like common sense. 

Either way, we thoroughly enjoyed reading these and are thankful that even though we aren't that great of cooks... we know not to dump a can of spaghetti sauce into the boiling water. 


funny food men tweets cooking twitter lol wtf yikes disaster cringe | tweet by Natalie Hess @hess_natalie Replying cottoncandaddy once asked my bf open jar spaghetti sauce and turned around he pouring into boiling pasta water
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Unorganized Backpack Stuffers Reveal Where They Are Now

AskReddit is at it again, asking insightful and thoughtful questions that turn into fantastic threads! 

This time, user u/imconfusedbro1 is asking, "People who shoved their school papers in their backpacks with no binder/folder etc, Where are you now?"

Anyone else feel personally attacked? OK, good. I'm not alone. 

askreddit backpacks life lol funny stories reddit people school | r/AskReddit Posted by imconfusedbro1 People who shoved their school papers their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are now? Even_Appeal NOT GREAT, MY DUDE, NOT GREAT
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Stories From History That Should Be Made Into Movies

Dear Hollywood, instead of your obsessive need to turnout re-makes of classics, why not look to history for some incredible stories that have yet to be told? 

Here, Twitter has also given you a jumpstart of some awesome movie ideas, all thanks to Twitter user @KylePlantEmoji.

Got any other awesome stories from history that hasn't made it to the big screen? Share it us with in the comments below! 


history movies tweets awesome hollywood | tweet by KylePlantEmoji historical event/person deserves movie but doesn't have one yet personally want really good Houdini movie
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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

Andrew Kimmel, a man who decided to use some miles to maintain a certain status with American Airlines, booked a $400 flight to Mexico and had quite the unforgettable experience. 

When you fly so often, you often rack up some travel perks in the form of mileage and more. Kimmel is an avid flyer, flying up to three times a week when working in news and twice a week working as a reality producer. Both jobs required Kimmel to travel all over the United States. And whenever he had time off, he would plan trips out of the country.

Last year, Kimmel had obtained the status of 'Executive Platinum' with American Airlines. Such a status gave him three free checked bags, top of the list for complimentary upgrades on all domestic flights, free same-day flight changes and four free system-wide upgrades. Meaning, if you were flying economy to Asia, you would be able to use one system-wide upgrade that would bump you to business. So what would essentially start as an $800 economy ticket could end up being a $5,000 business class seat. 

Recently, American Airlines changed what it takes to hold the 'Executive Platinum' status. To achieve the 'Executive Platinum' status you once had to spend $12K a year on flights (pre-tax), now you must spend $15K a year to maintain the status. 

In a Twitter thread, Kimmel shared his insane and unbelievable story when traveling to Mexico:  

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Twitter User Provides Insight Into Devastating Australian Bushfire

An apocalyptic blood-red sky looms over Australian as the fires rage on. 

One Twitter user, Dr. Bodie Ashton, has gone in-depth on how truly devastating this crisis is, mapping it out for those outside, or even in a different part of Australia and cannot fully comprehend the severity of it all. 

It's been a rocky start to 2020, we can only hope this isn't a set-tone for the rest of the year. 

We continue to pray for Australia during these hard times. 

tweets twitter australian bushfires australia fire fires | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead
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Story Of A Man Sentenced To Life Without Parole For Stealing $9

The justice system has failed many, many unfortunate souls. Including Willie Simmons, who was sentenced to life without parole, in 1982, for stealing $9. 

Investigative journalist Beth Shelburne has brought Simmons' story into the spotlight when sharing this man's story via Twitter. Not only was Willie Simmons sentenced to life for something so ridiculous, but he has also been and still is currently imprisoned in one of the most notorious prisons in Alabama. 

Alabama Legislature passed something called the "Habitual Felony Offender Act" to crack down on repeat criminals, back in 1977. And journalist Shelburne is here to shed some light on just some of the injustice created by this "Habitual Felony Offender Act."

thread tweets story jail wrongful sentence injustice sad story news | tweet by bshelburne THREAD: Today talked Willie Simmons, who has spent last 38 years prison stealing $9. He convicted 1st degree robbery sentenced life without parole 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions
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