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'I thought reindeer were fake, like Santa,' and more things people overhead just before Christmas. 

Do you ever purposely eat food that will make you poop good? 

According to the brilliant The Oatmeal

Those British people are sure funny! 

Created by Brian Cook. We hope you will enjoy them as much as we did. 

Those are probably the reason for my anger issues

"Things I've Said to My Children" series by American illustrator Nathan Ripperger notes the strangest and most absurd phrases he told to his children by turning them into funny and offbeat illustrations. So relatable. 

Scroll down through our selection of funniest @CorrectNames posts to see what we mean.

Now these are some really ingenious ideas for alternative names to everyday objects. This is a brilliant idea, on the same level as renaming animals by their attributes, like Nope Rope (snake), and Fart Squirrel (skunk). Still, I think a bit of honest bluntness in how we refer to things in our daily lives could lead to some whimsy that seems to often be lacking in the day to day. But as you are considering how you want to rename the objects in your house, get some ideas of how not to call them with some of these hilarious unfortunate names for people.