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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid

Ever wondered what famous people text their other famous friends? Come on, admit it, we've all been there. Are their conversations as weird and mundane as the regular folk, or do they just gossip about other celebs? Does Beyoncé really shoot text Jay Z to grab some milk on his way home? I guess we'll never know, but we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you parodies of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!)

satirical text conversation between Zayn and Yolanda Hadid when Gigi gave birth - thumbnail includes pictures of zayn, gigi and yolanda and their text conversation | taking Gigi hospital right now She says baby is coming real, this time. This is not drill OMG Ok keep posted on every little thing happens. There's no way falling back asleep. Shit. Can't find car keys Do know where they are? Gigi's freaking out DID FALL ASLEEP? YOLANDA Found them
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People Let Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies, Funny Twitter Thread

I think everyone can admit that technology has essentially taken over our lives, and we are now ruled by our phones. And it's not just the younger generation; it's all of us, whether we like to admit it or not. But for all the good that technology does, one thing it can't do is express real human emotion, however much it may try. And autocomplete certainly does try. I'm sure we can all count on two hands the number of times autocorrect has f*cked us over in a text conversation? Twitter user @NihachuEatsCats put this to the test and Tweeted, "type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you." The results, were of course, bizarre. Check some of them out below.

funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
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Epic Texts To Douchebags Who Couldn't Take A Hint

Most women have met their fair share of men who are utterly clueless in the love department and unfortunately, it's not always easy to know the best way to shut a D-bag down. Men, when it comes to romance, it's not that hard to get it right. Be a gentleman, treat a lady with respect and take the hint when you're told no. Basically, just don't be a creep. That's really all we ask. These texts might inspire you ladies with the perect line next time that guy on Tinder isn't getting the hint. 

epic texts douchebags hint creepy guys nsfw funny | ill slide my hands down thighs and start kiss stomach making eye contact after every kiss Then ill stop at hip bones and ask whats dinner And youll say LASAGNA
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Texts That Weren't Meant For The Boss, But Were Sent Anyway

Texting the wrong number is always awkward, but when that person is your boss, it can be the end of the world as you know it. If you are unfortunate enough to have sent a text to your boss that wasn't meant for them, hopefully, it was just an innocent funny mistake. But sometimes, it's about the boss themselves, or it's a highly inappropriate text. These people below show just how wrong those texts can go, giving you a laugh in the process.

text boss awkward wrong number instagram twitter funny | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need talk about iMessage | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need t
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Awkward Texts People Have Received From Their Exes

Breakups are tough and when a relationship ends, it can leave you wondering if you made the right decision or not. Cutting all contact is the best and quickest way to get over someone, but sometimes, the universe sends an ex back into your life just to see if you are still stupid. @textsfromyourex is an Instagram account that collects screenshots of texts that people have received from their exes, and they pretty much all confirm that people break up for a reason. Check out this selection of hilarious messages from desperate exes who seem to have lost any shred of dignity whatsoever. And if you're single on Valentine's Day, hopefully, these will make you feel a little better about it because at least you're not going out with a psycho. 

exes, text, relationship, awkward, ex, screenshot, boyfriend, girlfriend, breakup | Miss Hey s wife and baby doing? Baby must be getting big by now!
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The Weirdest Cheating Excuses Women Got From Their (Now Ex) Boyfriends

Judging by one thread based off of a tweet which posed the question, "What's the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you?" there are a LOT of morons out there.

excuses for cheating | tweet by that1mum funniest excuse cheating someone has given go. My ex told he cheated on because had driving phobia
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When Facebook Messenger Is Down But Memes Are Life (35 Text Message Memes)

When Facebook and Instagram crashed yesterday for 14 hours (!), these users needed to get their meme fix and did so in text format! Try to see if you could decipher each meme! 

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Childish Buyer Tries To Get Seller To Lower The Price And It Goes Exactly How You'd Expect It To (13 Texts)

These stories just keep popping up! The childish buyer tries to get the seller to lower their original price for the item and then loses their sh*t when the seller won't budge. 

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34 Screenshots Of Someone Brutally Messing With A Scammer That Will Amuse You Indefinitely

It's always nice when the scammers get scammed themselves! A little bit of karma. Enjoy this wild ride of a conversation, as it takes on new directions you WON'T see coming! 

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If You Had One Wish To Ruin Someone's Life What Would You Wish For? (12 Images)

This hilarious conversation between two friends is all you need today! Guaranteed to make you laugh! What would you wish for?

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Twitter is Loving These Hilarious Text Conversations Between a Woman and Her Ex-Boss

Bosses... Sometimes you get stuck with someone horrible and on a power trip, sometimes you get someone amazing with a great sense of humor! And honestly we aren't very sure if there is an in-between! One thing is for sure, Gracie Hoos, had defiantly an amazing boss! Hoos decided to take her older conversations with her ex-boss to twitter of the hilarious convos they had over the course of working there.

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