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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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TikTok Trend Has Women Revealing Rudest Texts They've Ever Received From Men

Being in love is a magical thing. Or so I've heard. All you want to do is sing from the rooftops and let everyone know how amazing your partner is. Or, as the modern-day love story would tell it, post a super PDA video on social media, with a super romantic song as the backing track. Because sharing is caring, right? One TikTok user named @rachelgwilson, created a montage of her relationship with her (gorgeous) boyfriend—No, I'm not bitter about it, why do you ask?—and put it to a song with the lyrics, "I found a guy told me I was a star…"

Her post went viral, and women used it as an opportunity to create videos of them singing the same song, but with screenshots of creepy, rude, and gross messages they've received from men in the background instead. The results are amazingly hilarious, but also sad because they just provide us with more tangible proof that... Men. Are. Gross. Here are some of the best reactions to her video that we found. Watch them and cry, and then let us know if you have any similar experiences, in the comments section!

women on TikTok reveal the rudest messages they've ever received from men | thumbnail Did still want come over tonight? So honestly sorry but don't think this is going work Oh Yeah, there's something about just reminds more creature than girl. lol Did just call fucking creature Read |
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Tweets Showing Kids Roasting Adults Over Text

Texting with teenagers always comes with the risk that they'll respond the same way they do in person: in monosyllabic grunts. And nothing is more infuriating than a teenager who doesn't communicate and makes you feel like a total idiot for just trying to have a conversation with them. Comedian Maggie Widdoes shared her experience on Twitter of texting a 13-year-old in her life a lovely "Happy birthday" message, only to receive "yeah" in response. Her tweet sparked other people to share their experience of texting teenage kids, siblings, nieces, and nephews and only receiving silence or one-word answers in reply. They prove one thing, and one thing only— kids are brutal!

adults tweet how kids are roasting them over Text | thumbnail Text - Maggie Widdoes @mwidds Don't text the 13 year olds in your life happy birthday unless you're ready to get full bodied curb stomped in return Testerday oI FM HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road Read Yesterday Yesterday 8:25 PM Yeah iMessage 5:33 AM Dec 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.8K Retweets 652 Quote Tweets 69.4K Likes, Robby Russell @robbyrussell Replying to @mwidds Heya! How's your weekend
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Family Reveal Their Thoughts On 'The Crown'

The Crown is the latest Netflix-original drama that everyone is obsessed with. It chronicles the life of Queen Elizabeth II from the 1940s to modern times. It has just released season 4, the newest season, which shows the life of Princess Diana and the controversy that surrounded her marriage and her experience as a member of the Royal Family. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you what the Royal Family really thinks about The Crown. From Prince William to Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, they all reveal the good, the bad, and the ugly about the Netflix series that has the world hooked. Welcome to the latest in our parody celebrity text series.

royal family reveal what they really think about 'The Crown' | thumbnail includes image of royal family Text - p00 BT Mobile LTE 5:24PM 75% Messages Prince William Details I'm not too pleased with it. I feel that both of my parents are being exploited and being presented in a false, simplistic way to make money. I wouldn't mind, however, if they decided to do a season about my brother and his wife. I'd watch that. iMessage
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Ryan Gosling Turns 40

Ryan Gosling, the guy who won over the nation's hearts after his role in The Notebook, turned the big 4-0 last week on November 12. Although his celebration wasn't as lavish as Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday private island rave, his celebrity friends congratulated him nonetheless. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the hilarious (but satirical) text messages he received from friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

satirical text conversations from Ryan Gosling's famous friends for his 40th birthday | thumbnail includes picture of Ryan Gosling Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 AM 85% Messages Mom Details Happy birthday, dear. Your first 40 years were pretty darn great. Here's hoping you get a colonoscopy and a testicular screening soon to make sure you'll live 40 more. iMessage
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK

Wonder what's been going on in the celeb world this week? Check out our Weekly Celeb Diary to find out. But one of the main sources of gossip is the pressure that Prince Harry is facing pressure from his family to return to the UK and pay his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, a visit before the end of the year. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a sneak peek into the texts that various members of Prince Harry's inner circle have been sending him. As you can imagine, they range from typically British passive aggression to extreme politeness. It's all here in our parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends. 

satirical text conversation between Prince Harry And The Royal Family about him coming back to the UK | thumbnail includes picture of Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth | Hi, son told staff prepare Frogmore Cottage return. Please text back let know if are thinking coming. And And please stop saying not coming. As said already told staff prepare would be rude not come.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid

Ever wondered what famous people text their other famous friends? Come on, admit it, we've all been there. Are their conversations as weird and mundane as the regular folk, or do they just gossip about other celebs? Does Beyoncé really shoot text Jay Z to grab some milk on his way home? I guess we'll never know, but we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you parodies of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!)

satirical text conversation between Zayn and Yolanda Hadid when Gigi gave birth - thumbnail includes pictures of zayn, gigi and yolanda and their text conversation | taking Gigi hospital right now She says baby is coming real, this time. This is not drill OMG Ok keep posted on every little thing happens. There's no way falling back asleep. Shit. Can't find car keys Do know where they are? Gigi's freaking out DID FALL ASLEEP? YOLANDA Found them
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People Let Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies, Funny Twitter Thread

I think everyone can admit that technology has essentially taken over our lives, and we are now ruled by our phones. And it's not just the younger generation; it's all of us, whether we like to admit it or not. But for all the good that technology does, one thing it can't do is express real human emotion, however much it may try. And autocomplete certainly does try. I'm sure we can all count on two hands the number of times autocorrect has f*cked us over in a text conversation? Twitter user @NihachuEatsCats put this to the test and Tweeted, "type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you." The results, were of course, bizarre. Check some of them out below.

funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
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Epic Texts To Douchebags Who Couldn't Take A Hint

Most women have met their fair share of men who are utterly clueless in the love department and unfortunately, it's not always easy to know the best way to shut a D-bag down. Men, when it comes to romance, it's not that hard to get it right. Be a gentleman, treat a lady with respect and take the hint when you're told no. Basically, just don't be a creep. That's really all we ask. These texts might inspire you ladies with the perect line next time that guy on Tinder isn't getting the hint. 

epic texts douchebags hint creepy guys nsfw funny | ill slide my hands down thighs and start kiss stomach making eye contact after every kiss Then ill stop at hip bones and ask whats dinner And youll say LASAGNA
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Texts That Weren't Meant For The Boss, But Were Sent Anyway

Texting the wrong number is always awkward, but when that person is your boss, it can be the end of the world as you know it. If you are unfortunate enough to have sent a text to your boss that wasn't meant for them, hopefully, it was just an innocent funny mistake. But sometimes, it's about the boss themselves, or it's a highly inappropriate text. These people below show just how wrong those texts can go, giving you a laugh in the process.

text boss awkward wrong number instagram twitter funny | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need talk about iMessage | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need t
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Awkward Texts People Have Received From Their Exes

Breakups are tough and when a relationship ends, it can leave you wondering if you made the right decision or not. Cutting all contact is the best and quickest way to get over someone, but sometimes, the universe sends an ex back into your life just to see if you are still stupid. @textsfromyourex is an Instagram account that collects screenshots of texts that people have received from their exes, and they pretty much all confirm that people break up for a reason. Check out this selection of hilarious messages from desperate exes who seem to have lost any shred of dignity whatsoever. And if you're single on Valentine's Day, hopefully, these will make you feel a little better about it because at least you're not going out with a psycho. 

exes, text, relationship, awkward, ex, screenshot, boyfriend, girlfriend, breakup | Miss Hey s wife and baby doing? Baby must be getting big by now!
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The Weirdest Cheating Excuses Women Got From Their (Now Ex) Boyfriends

Judging by one thread based off of a tweet which posed the question, "What's the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you?" there are a LOT of morons out there.

excuses for cheating | tweet by that1mum funniest excuse cheating someone has given go. My ex told he cheated on because had driving phobia
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When Facebook Messenger Is Down But Memes Are Life (35 Text Message Memes)

When Facebook and Instagram crashed yesterday for 14 hours (!), these users needed to get their meme fix and did so in text format! Try to see if you could decipher each meme! 

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Childish Buyer Tries To Get Seller To Lower The Price And It Goes Exactly How You'd Expect It To (13 Texts)

These stories just keep popping up! The childish buyer tries to get the seller to lower their original price for the item and then loses their sh*t when the seller won't budge. 

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34 Screenshots Of Someone Brutally Messing With A Scammer That Will Amuse You Indefinitely

It's always nice when the scammers get scammed themselves! A little bit of karma. Enjoy this wild ride of a conversation, as it takes on new directions you WON'T see coming! 

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If You Had One Wish To Ruin Someone's Life What Would You Wish For? (12 Images)

This hilarious conversation between two friends is all you need today! Guaranteed to make you laugh! What would you wish for?

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