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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Cringiest DMs Literally No One Asked For

Sliding into someone's DMs is always a risky move because no one likes rejection. However, if you're trying to pursue a potential love interest, there is a subtle art to successful flirting that you need to follow to win over the subject of your affection. The rules of this 'game' include, but are not limited to, not being aggressive, creepy, or coming across as a total lunatic. It's a tricky balance to find, but most people manage it pretty well. We say most because some people fail so epically at flirting that they deserve to be made fun of. Check out these cringeworthy attempts at flirting from people who slid into their crush's DMs, and you'll see what we mean. It seems like love isn't meant for everyone.

cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot
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Entitled People Who Tried Flirting But Just Embarrassed Themselves Instead

Flirting is an art form that some are more skilled at than others. Trying to win over the affection of someone you're attracted to isn't always easy, especially when your crush is playing hard to get. The fine line between showing your interest and coming across as desperate can be tough to master, but once you get it, it's smooth sailing. Unfortunately, some people never find that balance and step over the line into the 'desperate' category. These people are perfect examples of what happens when you let your desperation and entitlement get the better of you and push away the person you are trying to attract. Enjoy cringing through these sad attempts at flirting and learn from their mistakes on how not to flirt, 101.


Entitled People Who Tried Flirting But Just Embarrassed Themselves Instead
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Savage Break Up Texts That Are More Heartbreaking Than Being Dumped

Breakups are painful; we all know that. Whether you've been dating your partner for a long time, or you've only been on a few dates, it always stings when someone ends things with you. But when you get dumped over an insensitive text, that's next-level pain, and anyone who does that deserves a special place in hell. It wouldn't kill people to have a little sensitivity when they're ending a relationship, but these people seemed to miss that memo. Check out how savage these breakup texts are, and let us know if you've ever been dumped over text in the comments.



savage break up texts that are more heartbreaking than being dumped | text - 4 People iMessage Today 1:28 pm Hey soo this isn't the message I guess you want to be getting but my ex contacted me again on the weekend and came to my work today and I have decided instead of breaking up we are going to give each other a second chance and start to date again and see what happens. I really don't know what else to say. A Doing it via group message to all the guys you're talking to. Efficient I guess
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Funny Tweets Of People Letting Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies

I think everyone can admit that technology has essentially taken over our lives, and we are now ruled by our phones. And it's not just the younger generation; it's all of us, whether we like to admit it or not. But for all the good that technology does, one thing it can't do is express real human emotion, however much it may try. And autocomplete certainly does try. I'm sure we can all count on two hands the number of times autocorrect has f*cked us over in a text conversation? Twitter user @NihachuEatsCats put this to the test and Tweeted, "type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you." The results, were of course, bizarre. Check some of them out below.

funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
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Tweets Of Kids Who Savagely Roasted Their Parents Over Text

Texting with teenagers always comes with the risk that they'll respond the same way they do in person: in monosyllabic grunts. And nothing is more infuriating than a teenager who doesn't communicate and makes you feel like a total idiot for just trying to have a conversation with them. Comedian Maggie Widdoes shared her experience on Twitter of texting a 13-year-old in her life a lovely "Happy birthday" message, only to receive "yeah" in response. Her tweet sparked other people to share their experience of texting teenage kids, siblings, nieces, and nephews and only receiving silence or one-word answers in reply. They prove one thing, and one thing only— kids are brutal!

adults tweet how kids are roasting them over Text | thumbnail Text - Maggie Widdoes @mwidds Don't text the 13 year olds in your life happy birthday unless you're ready to get full bodied curb stomped in return Testerday oI FM HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road Read Yesterday Yesterday 8:25 PM Yeah iMessage 5:33 AM Dec 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.8K Retweets 652 Quote Tweets 69.4K Likes, Robby Russell @robbyrussell Replying to @mwidds Heya! How's your weekend
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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

We are all guilty sometimes of sending the wrong texts to the wrong person. And for whatever reason, it can feel so embarrassing. It's really not that big of a deal though, as long as the texts are normal and family-friendly... but not every text we send is going to fit into that category. That is when things get interesting. Now the ball is fully in their court. Will they play along? Will they tell you to screw off? Or will they post it online?

The more it spirals out of control the funnier. If you've ever deeply wished that you could un-send a text, this list is for you.

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
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Awful Texts Men Had The Audacity To Send Women After Being Rejected

Some can take it, some...not so much. We asked our readers to submit the worst reactions men have had when turned down for a second date...and they did not disappoint. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring out 14 examples of men reacting terribly to rejection.

awful texts men had the audacity to send women after being rejected | thumbnail text - rejecting me? It's clear you are a stupid skank
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Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment

Ah, excuses excuses. What a waste of my damn time. They're so predictable too. Of course, we have all given out a fair deal of them in the past. It is hard to straight-up tell someone to their face, "I don't like you that much." But it's just funny how guys always say that girls are the ones who can never be upfront about their feelings, and then they pull sh*t like this. It's even funnier when they say one of these preemptively. Like he hits you with one of these the first time you start hanging out, assuming that you already want him to be your boyfriend. Like actually, I just came to get d***ked down, but thanks for the warning... lol.

Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment| Thumbnail text - 99 I I don't believe in labels. 66
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Women Disclose The Cringiest Texts They've Been Sent

Whether you like it or not, there is proper texting etiquette. You don't need to use periods or capital letters, nothing fancy like that. But you shouldn't send 8 messages in a row, especially unsolicited. No need for incessant amounts of emojis or lol's. The more succinct the better. It might seem complicated, but to every art, there is a technique. Lol. But seriously, not everyone understands how to text like a regular person and it really shows.

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Creepy Role Play Texts People Sent To Their Crush

Flirting is a subtle art that, unfortunately, not everyone possesses the natural finesse to deliver. When it comes to texting your crush, there are unwritten rules of the dos and don'ts that will either get you that date or turn them off forever. Nestled somewhere among the don'ts is the overuse of role plays, specifically the *insert action* template. No one wants you to spell out action by action what you would be doing if you were in person, especially if you're saying creepy things. It's not cute, it's not sexy, and it will only end badly for you. Trust me on this one. If you don't believe me, read through these texts.

creepy role play texts people sent to their crushes | thumbnail text - YOU MATCHED WITH JACOB ON 12/25/20 Hey Isabel My friend has a Chinese gf so I know about your culture or whatever So maybe I could make some shrimp fried rice then show you my shrimp;) Today 10:29 PM i'm screaming this has to be the worst thing anyone has ever messaged me LMFAO Sent
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TikTok Trend Has Women Revealing Rudest Texts They've Ever Received From Men

Being in love is a magical thing. Or so I've heard. All you want to do is sing from the rooftops and let everyone know how amazing your partner is. Or, as the modern-day love story would tell it, post a super PDA video on social media, with a super romantic song as the backing track. Because sharing is caring, right? One TikTok user named @rachelgwilson, created a montage of her relationship with her (gorgeous) boyfriend—No, I'm not bitter about it, why do you ask?—and put it to a song with the lyrics, "I found a guy told me I was a star…"

Her post went viral, and women used it as an opportunity to create videos of them singing the same song, but with screenshots of creepy, rude, and gross messages they've received from men in the background instead. The results are amazingly hilarious, but also sad because they just provide us with more tangible proof that... Men. Are. Gross. Here are some of the best reactions to her video that we found. Watch them and cry, and then let us know if you have any similar experiences, in the comments section!

women on TikTok reveal the rudest messages they've ever received from men | thumbnail Did still want come over tonight? So honestly sorry but don't think this is going work Oh Yeah, there's something about just reminds more creature than girl. lol Did just call fucking creature Read |
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Family Reveal Their Thoughts On 'The Crown'

The Crown is the latest Netflix-original drama that everyone is obsessed with. It chronicles the life of Queen Elizabeth II from the 1940s to modern times. It has just released season 4, the newest season, which shows the life of Princess Diana and the controversy that surrounded her marriage and her experience as a member of the Royal Family. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you what the Royal Family really thinks about The Crown. From Prince William to Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, they all reveal the good, the bad, and the ugly about the Netflix series that has the world hooked. Welcome to the latest in our parody celebrity text series.

royal family reveal what they really think about 'The Crown' | thumbnail includes image of royal family Text - p00 BT Mobile LTE 5:24PM 75% Messages Prince William Details I'm not too pleased with it. I feel that both of my parents are being exploited and being presented in a false, simplistic way to make money. I wouldn't mind, however, if they decided to do a season about my brother and his wife. I'd watch that. iMessage
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Ryan Gosling Turns 40

Ryan Gosling, the guy who won over the nation's hearts after his role in The Notebook, turned the big 4-0 last week on November 12. Although his celebration wasn't as lavish as Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday private island rave, his celebrity friends congratulated him nonetheless. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the hilarious (but satirical) text messages he received from friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

satirical text conversations from Ryan Gosling's famous friends for his 40th birthday | thumbnail includes picture of Ryan Gosling Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 AM 85% Messages Mom Details Happy birthday, dear. Your first 40 years were pretty darn great. Here's hoping you get a colonoscopy and a testicular screening soon to make sure you'll live 40 more. iMessage
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK

Wonder what's been going on in the celeb world this week? Check out our Weekly Celeb Diary to find out. But one of the main sources of gossip is the pressure that Prince Harry is facing pressure from his family to return to the UK and pay his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, a visit before the end of the year. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a sneak peek into the texts that various members of Prince Harry's inner circle have been sending him. As you can imagine, they range from typically British passive aggression to extreme politeness. It's all here in our parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends. 

satirical text conversation between Prince Harry And The Royal Family about him coming back to the UK | thumbnail includes picture of Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth | Hi, son told staff prepare Frogmore Cottage return. Please text back let know if are thinking coming. And And please stop saying not coming. As said already told staff prepare would be rude not come.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid

Ever wondered what famous people text their other famous friends? Come on, admit it, we've all been there. Are their conversations as weird and mundane as the regular folk, or do they just gossip about other celebs? Does Beyoncé really shoot text Jay Z to grab some milk on his way home? I guess we'll never know, but we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you parodies of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!)

satirical text conversation between Zayn and Yolanda Hadid when Gigi gave birth - thumbnail includes pictures of zayn, gigi and yolanda and their text conversation | taking Gigi hospital right now She says baby is coming real, this time. This is not drill OMG Ok keep posted on every little thing happens. There's no way falling back asleep. Shit. Can't find car keys Do know where they are? Gigi's freaking out DID FALL ASLEEP? YOLANDA Found them
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Epic Texts People Sent To Douchebags Who Couldn't Take A Hint

Most women have met their fair share of men who are utterly clueless in the love department and unfortunately, it's not always easy to know the best way to shut a D-bag down. Men, when it comes to romance, it's not that hard to get it right. Be a gentleman, treat a lady with respect and take the hint when you're told no. Basically, just don't be a creep. That's really all we ask. These texts might inspire you ladies with the perfect line next time that guy on Tinder isn't getting the hint. 

epic texts douchebags hint creepy guys nsfw funny | ill slide my hands down thighs and start kiss stomach making eye contact after every kiss Then ill stop at hip bones and ask whats dinner And youll say LASAGNA
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