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Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

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Bad Tan Lines That Might Make You Feel Better About Having No Vacation Days

It's summertime, which means the days are longer, the sun is hotter, and our tans are stronger. Everyone looks better with a tan, that's just a fact, but sometimes tan lines can get in the way of our tans and get the better of us. Sure, swimwear lines can look hot, but when you have the shape of your shoes burned into your feet, or your hands are white because you've been wearing gloves in the sun, you go from sexy to looking like an idiot. Tan responsibly, people, and don't do as these people did. Check out these amateur tanners...

Bad Tan Lines That Make You Feel Better About Having No Vacation Days | thumbnail two images of bad tan lines
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Hot Girl Summer Is Secretly Sweaty Girl Summer In Disguise, So Don't Be Fooled

As hyped as we were for hot girl summer, we've slowly but surely realized that it's a trap. Like, how are we expected to look hot for hot girl summer when it's hot AF outside?! We look gross, we feel sweaty in every single body crevice, but we're still expected to look hot? These beauty standards are so ridiculously demanding. The people of Twitter have unveiled sweaty girl summer for what it really is, and they're not happy about it. Scroll down for the best tweets about sweaty girl summer. 

Sweaty girl summer tweets | thumbnail text - Catieosaurus ... @CatieOsaurus Today this lady in front of me in line at Target said "I'm not here for hot girl summer, Il'm here for sweaty bitch Sunday" and I can't stop thinking about her. 8:37 AM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Funny, Relatable Ways Women Begin Their Mornings

We all have different morning routines. After all, we'll do whatever it takes to get our sleepy, lazy a**es out of bed and ready to conquer the day ahead. Whether that involves countless alarms, countless espresso shots, or working out like a total psychopath (disclaimer: I am that psychopath) depends on the person. A Redditor started a thread asking the women of Reddit what the first thing they do in the morning is, and many of the responses were super funny - not to mention relatable. 

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