stupid people

You'll read these complaints and think to yourself, "can people really be that dumb?" Unfortunately, If you've ever worked in hospitality you'd know that, yes, these are entirely plausible. 

"No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." Really? No one told you that their would be fish living in their natural habitat -- the water? Really?

"first of all, KAREN" ...  In case you didn't know, Lawrence Police is based in Kansas and their Twitter account is straight fire. If you're not following them, you're missing out. 

Face, meet palm. *Insert Buzzlighter gif* "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere." It really feels like that sometimes and after reading this list, you may lose all hope.