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Ah, astrology. You either hate it or you love it. The funny thing is that there are equally as many people posting on Twitter about how horoscope lovers are a major turn-off as there are people who post that hating astrology is not a character trait in itself. But however you feel about the stars, these Tweets are objectively hilarious. If you believe in it, take from these what you will. If you wouldn't be found dead at a tarot reading, just enjoy the chaotic energy that can be easily found in the astrology section of Twitter.

You've read countless horoscope predictions, but none of them have ever solely focused on what's really important - sex, duh! The universe runs on sex, hence sex is intrinsically connected to the stars. What I'm telling you that your sex life is based entirely on your astrology, not to mention Mercury being in retrograde. It seems like Mercury is always in retrograde, but I digress. Back to your sex life.

We're thrilled to present your monthly HOEroscopes, where we determine your sexual future based on the cosmos. Because science, b*tch. May the D be ever in your favor this week. 

We're all well aware that it's 4/20, but are you aware that today's the day we kick off Taurus season? Because you should be! They're super sweet, loyal AF friends that will be there for you forever and always, and it's their time to shine and sparkle! Whether or not you're into the horoscope craze, it's still the season of the bull, which calls to celebrate your Taurus friends on a daily basis. The horoscope enthusiasts of Twitter are already on top of their game when it comes to ushering in #TaurusSzn! Scroll down for some fire Taurus tweets to kick off the season. 

Wake TF up y'all - it's Aries season! This horoscope sign is totally outta control. Aries are known for being passionate, intense, and a bit much, yet people can't help but love us. After all, they keep coming back for more. The Twitter-sphere is well-aware about the allure and conflict behind dating an Aries, and shared their Aries anecdotes with the rest of us to make sure we know what we're signing up for before dating one. 

This Thanksgiving season, give thanks to your friends, family, co-workers, and that one fuckboy from your past - all of which made you stronger in different ways.  Give thanks for making it this far in the midst of a global pandemic. But most of all, give thanks to the stars. Seriously, where the hell would we be without them? Read on to see what the stars have in store for you this week.

The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for June.

And in case you missed it, check out your April Horoscopes to see if anything has changed for you since then! Or, if your life is pretty much the same. Old. Cr*p.

The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for March.

And in case you missed it, check out your February Horoscopes to see if the month of love brought you what you wanted!

The make-up and prosthetics department in the cinema world brings the characters to life! They do such an incredible job at transforming stars into their characters, sometimes it's unreal how life-like they look. Plain and simple, what they do is art. 

I mean, just look at a majority of Gary Oldman movies -- the guy is a total chameleon but he wouldn't be as such without an incredible make-up team behind him! Still a fantastic actor though. If you're reading this Gary Oldman, we love you! 

Okay, got off track there for a second. Here are some amazing cinema transformations that blew our minds: