He's a borderline trophy husband

Retribution comes swiftly for those with a wandering eye

Love really is blind to those pesky habits... until it's not.

We tri-fold the towels in this house

Once you have a child, relationship drama is taken to another level. All the sudden, you're not just thinking for yourself and playing the game of love 1v1, but you have to start thinking of your love life as a game of 4D chess.

We need to go on a date

I would hit on my husband for sure

being a wifey is a full-time job

Fairy godmother, where you at?

We're just keeping that spark alive

Babe, where do you want to eat tonight?

I'm the gift

When you the baddest and he's the realest

We finish each other's sandwiches

The audacity!!!!

My sole purpose on this Earth was to tie my life to yours, then bother you for eternity <3