He did get you a gift: The final straw

She did what had to be done.

They boarded as strangers, had a meet cute in the aisles, then disembarked somewhere far more exotic

Have you ever worked up the courage to ask someone out? Even a simple, flirtatious pickup line can sometimes be daunting as the prospect of rejection lingers in the back of your mind. But the woman in this next story had no fear, cleverly using car trouble to land the man of her dreams.

A diamond may be forever, but costume jewelry lasts 5 minutes–which would you want to represent your marriage?

Did they want to pay for half of the reception too? Didn't think so.

Hobbiton-core

"I was beyond mortified, [but] he found the whole thing quite funny"

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

'wyd'

Memes to send to a bestie like Samwise Gamgee

The leap of faith none of us want to take

True bravery is found in spontaneous (maybe even reckless) moments

Gimme a love that's hotter than the fires of Mount Doom

"The fun thing is that at the end, he tried to flaunt his salary and get me to stay"

Memes that won't deepen the dating pool