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If you've ever slept next to someone who talks in their sleep, you'll know how utterly terrifying (but also hilarious) it can be. Seeing someone suddenly sit up straight in a zombie-like trance, eyes open, and utter total nonsense is not only terrifying but can be annoying, especially if it's woken you up. But all-in-all, it's more funny, than anything else, and these people are proving that by sharing the funniest things they've heard other people say in their sleep.

People who have not slept with a member of the opposite sex will always wonder what it's like. Whether it's because they haven't managed to get lucky yet, they swing the other way, or they choose to live a life of abstinence, it will forever remain a mystery. The only way to somewhat understand what it's like is to ask people who have had the experience, which is precisely what one TikToker did.

Marissa Wilkes created a video on TikTok, explaining, "As a woman loving woman who has never been with a guy, I'm curious. Ladies, what is it like to sleep with a guy? Especially the ladies that also like the ladies that have been with men. Please, be brutally, brutally honest." Let's just say, her followers did not disappoint. They brutally roasted men, coming up with analogies that are harsh enough to make most men crawl into their man caves and never come out again. Scroll through and read the hilarious reviews left by these unsatisfied ladies left.

That familiar feeling when the tiredness hits, your eyes start closing, and there's nothing you can do to fight it. We've all been there — most likely in the middle of a work meeting — and the struggle is real. If only we could take a quick ten-minute power nap to give us that energy booster necessary to see us through the rest of the day. But alas, napping is frowned upon in the workplace, and so coffee will have to suffice. But one of the perks of being a toddler includes being able to nap whenever the moment calls for it, and these kids show us how strong the force is! Whether you're lying in a pile of lego (ouch) or sitting on the toilet, once the sleepy's hit, there's nothing you can do about it.

We all know that getting enough sleep is crucial for living a productive life. We grow up being told to get eight hours of sleep so that we can have an effective and productive day ahead, but there is a lot more to it than that. Someone has listed all of the negative health effects caused by lack of sleep and they are, quite frankly, alarming. I know that I certainly don't get anywhere near enough sleep, but after reading this Twitter thread, things are changing as of tonight! Scroll down and educate yourselves on why sleep is so important.

Maybe he was just getting a bit of rest before Jennifer Lopez brings the energy at half time...Anyway, it's probably the most expansive nap in history and Twitter had a lot to say about it.   

And honestly, same. #BeforeIFallAsleep is trending on Twitter and users are sharing all the things they do right before falling asleep.

What do you do before you fall asleep? For me, personally, I re-live my entire day (not by choice) and my brain works hard to convince me that all my social interactions were beyond awkward and everyone noticed. So that's fun. 

Sleep recorders are designed to track snoring, sleep-talking or other sounds that occur during slumber. For @fin_costick, those "other sounds" turned out to be a hefty supply of the night farts. 

If you've ever experienced insomnia, night terrors, or any other sleeping disorders -- these tweets are right up your alley! Nothing beats a good night sleep and it's infuriating when you aren't able to get that much-needed rest. 

Here 26 insomniacs who you can resonate with:

Road trips are always fun. Music, friends, laughing and singing. But sometimes someone gets a little tired and decides to take a little nap... that's what happened with Eria's boyfriend Scott! He had fallen asleep in the car, so she playfully asked people on the "I'm Telling God" Facebook group. If you've never heard of this group, now is the time to go check them out! It's a group that specializes in the dankest of memes, and some photoshop masters who gladly photoshopped in some epic scenes to show sleeping Scott, what he missed...

"How many times can I press snooze?" Via: Buzzfeed

These stages are so spot on... 

A morning person? Maybe if Mornings happenes around 1:00PM. 

We can all relate! 

via: College Humor

There is nothing like hearing someone else get up and you get to stay in bed... Well, it doesn't happen often. So that is why we nap! Just a little power nap for 20 to... maybe 4 hours? We mean whats so wrong with that?! Nothing! And these people agree! 

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A healthy amount of sleep (7 to 9 hours) has a long list of benefits for our bodies including sharpening our attention and improving our mood. However, if you happen to be one of those people, who experiences discomforts that get in the way of fully enjoying sleep, fear not – science is the knight that will save your night. The illustrated tips listed below, informed by a few scientific studies, will help you with the 9 most common issues related to sleep. Via: DeMilked

If you want to sleep ever again, never. Have. Kids. 

By: Mandatory on Crave