The celestial bodies are telling me that HE'S the toxic one, not me.

Send that risky text, life is short

I have a weekly lunch date with Ph.Daddy... my therapist.

PSA: Astrology is juuust arbitrary enough to apply to literally everyone's life

Boooooooooo

SO complicated

When you remember who you are, the game changes.

Love, where art thou

Dates are nerve-wracking, awkward and can make you feel like you're being interviewed for a job you don't even know if you want. Sometimes the other person says something that raises a red flag or two, signaling potential issues that you aren't sure you feel like dealing with at this point. Do you have any desire to explore this scenario, or would you rather make up some sort of semi-polite excuse and go home? You're not sure, so you stay, and it gets worse. Dating in the modern world is tough,…

Bed = the best place on earth.

Why am I this way?

When you're in your single girl era.

Swipe left, swipe right

Wild times

"heyy, you up?"

Marco, Polo