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Don't you hate when people in pure, loving relationships recommend putting yourself out there via dating apps? I mean, have they been on dating apps?! They're total cesspools that offer darkness instead of the love that they promise to provide. Okay, so I'm obviously long-due for a therapy session, but I know y'all get my drift. The Twitter world def gets it, and they're super open about their dating app struggles, too. Scroll down to see what they had to say about dating apps this week. 

Anyone else feeling personally victimized by dating apps? At this point, we're positive it's a pretty universal feeling. As much as we hate dating apps, we keep coming back for more for some reason. Talk about a toxic relationship, am I right? Apparently, the people of Twitter keep coming back to the apps too, regardless of the trash they came into contact with last time. But hey, we can't blame 'em. We're all out there looking for love through any means possible. Sometimes you gotta wade through the trash to find that one gem. These tweets still make us question why TF we're on the apps though. Scroll down to catch our drift. We know you're gonna redownload those apps anyways, so you might as well have a good laugh beforehand. 

We're all out here trying out best to find love, but it's hard. We've downloaded all the dating apps as our cuffed-up friends told us to, but it's starting to feel like dating apps just ain't it. They should call them "waste my time" apps because that's exactly what we seem to do on these apps. The people of Twitter seem to be on the exact same page as us. Scroll down for this week's best dating app tweets. 

After you realized all your friends are coupling up, you decided to download a couple of dating apps. After all, you deserve love just as much as the rest of 'em. But the more time you spent on dating apps, the more you realized what a cesspool you have to wade through till you find your dude - if you do end finding him, that is. The people of Twitter have become very familiar with the cesspool that is dating apps, and always share their struggles on the platform. Scroll down for this week's funniest tweets about dating apps. 

Sure, relationships are great, but being single has its perks too. You don't have to ask anyone else before you blow your entire month's disposable income on takeout. You don't have to shave your legs, your privates, or anywhere else. You don't have to explain why you talk to your plants all the time because you're so desperate for some connection. No one else? Just me? OK fine. Anyway, these memes about being single will relate hard to you if you're also single. And if you're not single, then send them to someone who is, so they can further revel in the fact that they don't have to shave a single body part for anybody other than their goddam selves.

My life is beyond a hot mess, but I'm still out here trying to live it to the fullest no matter what nonsense comes my way. Like many of my buddies, there are things I could wish I could change from my past, but there's nothing I could do except look forward. Thankfully, the women of Reddit are sharing the life lessons they have come to cherish, and I'm all over this thread. Scroll down for their simple yet powerful advice, and share your own thoughts in the comments. Cheers to the future, y'all!

Dating has evolved over time, and somehow we've arrived at the age of dating apps. It's so wonderful to be here together... right? If you've been on the apps as long as I have, it's actually the opposite of wonderful. Just hearing the words Tinder, OkCupid, and Hinge makes me physically ill. Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit of a drama queen, but try one day on the apps and you'll see what I mean. The singles of Twitter know exactly what I'm talking about. Check out this week's funniest tweets about people's ridiculous experiences on dating apps below. 

In theory, bachelorette parties are freaking awesome! One last night out with the friends you hold nearest and dearest before tying the knot? Sounds right up my alley. But not everyone is as amazing and adorable as your friend group. Some of these bachelorette parties get super freaky, and not in a good way. After uncovering a 6-year-old Reddit thread about the craziest bachelorette parties people have seen or experienced themselves, I am both entertained and appalled at the same time. Scroll down for these horrendous hot mess bachelorette stories. 

Dating apps were created to make dating easier. Is it just me, or have they actually made dating more complicated than it has to be? While swiping through seemingly endless possibilities seems awesome at first, it gets old real quick. One must swipe through many freaks and weirdos before finding the one - or deleting the apps entirely before getting back on in moments of desperation. Are relationships even worth all this effort? because I really don't know anymore. We've all been there, and Twitter knows the struggle all too well. Scroll down for this week's funniest dating app tweets. 

When rapper Megan Thee Stallion coined the phrase 'can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl sh*t, it was truly iconic, alas she left us with no guidebook on what exactly it takes to become a hot girl who does hot sh*t. How could she say something so inspirational without providing guidance to us mere mortals? There must be more to it than just being hot. Luckily, the women of Twitter don't hold back regarding their own definitions of 'doing hot girl sh*t,' and they range from actually hot to hilarious. Based on these tweets, I'm pretty certain Megan wanted us to discover the definition on our own. Comment your own definition of doing hot girl sh*t below. 

Being single definitely has its perks. You have unlimited freedom to do as you please, with or without whomever you please. You can relocate as much as you want. And you can utilize the entire bed for sleeping without a fight. Of course, there are drawbacks too: loneliness, insecurity, perhaps a more expensive rent since you don't split it in half anymore. It's honestly a toss-up either way, and the grass is always greener on the other side. When you're taken you miss that freedom, and when you're single you miss dat dck, or pssy, or whatever it is that floats your boat. But hey, we've all been single, we are all familiar with that vibe. 

Here are some hilariously relatable memes for those of us who fit into that category these days.

Being single is a wild ride. Either you're living your best life through focusing on yourself while simultaneously flirting with the whole world, or waking up suddenly in the dead of night, feeling supalonely with no one to cuddle with. Sometimes you find yourself yearning to dance the night away with your fellow single buddies, but other times you find yourself yearning to be in a simple, loving relationship. Twitter is full of people sharing their thoughts about the single life, and many of them hit really close to home. Scroll down for the best tweets about being single this week. 

If you're happily loved up in a relationship, then don't bother scrolling down. Or, if you want to be super mean and send these memes about being single to all your single friends, then please continue. But, if you're single as a pringle, and looking to mingle, then these memes are for you. They might make you feel even more alone than you already are, but hey, misery loves company. Amirite ladies? But also, men suck, so you do you, enjoy singlehood, and be grateful you don't have to look after a manchild. 

Since we established the wonderful concept of Galentine's Day, being single, flirty, and thriving never looked better. After all, brunching, baking, and boozing with the homies is quite the ideal way to spend your Sunday Funday. Within the warm embrace of your best buds, you may think you're safe and sound from the wrath of disappointing men, yet you would be oh, so wrong. Given today's modern forms of communication, if these men want to find you on Valentine's Day, rest assured, they will find you. And if you let them back into your cold heart, they very well might kill you too.

Certain men that will slide into your DMs on V-day are of a different breed. And not in a good way. As the great Lil Wayne once passionately rapped, "love is in the air, so I hold my breath till my face turns purple." Best to hold your breath, lock up your heart - not to mention all your doors -  and avoid the following men like the plague.

Summer is over; winter is just around the corner, which means cuddle season is fast approaching. Congratulations on having someone to snuggle up with during the upcoming cold winter nights to those of you in relationships. For everyone else (me included), it's time to speed up the search for love! Alternatively, I'd suggest investing in a high-quality weighted blanket and a vibrator. Meanwhile, enjoy these memes about single-hood, which will remind you just how single you are. 

The trials and tribulations of dating in New York is a never-ending storybook of awkward and hilarious. Together with The Single Society, we bring you some of those stories from real women in NYC in their attempt to navigate their way through finding love in the digital era. We embrace the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of modern dating, but also get some laughs along the way. So pull up a chair, grab a glass of wine, and enjoy this woeful tale of dating debauchery.