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When rapper Megan Thee Stallion coined the phrase 'can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl sh*t, it was truly iconic, alas she left us with no guidebook on what exactly it takes to become a hot girl who does hot sh*t. How could she say something so inspirational without providing guidance to us mere mortals? There must be more to it than just being hot. Luckily, the women of Twitter don't hold back regarding their own definitions of 'doing hot girl sh*t,' and they range from actually hot to hilarious. Based on these tweets, I'm pretty certain Megan wanted us to discover the definition on our own. Comment your own definition of doing hot girl sh*t below. 

Being single definitely has its perks. You have unlimited freedom to do as you please, with or without whomever you please. You can relocate as much as you want. And you can utilize the entire bed for sleeping without a fight. Of course, there are drawbacks too: loneliness, insecurity, perhaps a more expensive rent since you don't split it in half anymore. It's honestly a toss-up either way, and the grass is always greener on the other side. When you're taken you miss that freedom, and when you're single you miss dat dck, or pssy, or whatever it is that floats your boat. But hey, we've all been single, we are all familiar with that vibe. 

Here are some hilariously relatable memes for those of us who fit into that category these days.

Being single is a wild ride. Either you're living your best life through focusing on yourself while simultaneously flirting with the whole world, or waking up suddenly in the dead of night, feeling supalonely with no one to cuddle with. Sometimes you find yourself yearning to dance the night away with your fellow single buddies, but other times you find yourself yearning to be in a simple, loving relationship. Twitter is full of people sharing their thoughts about the single life, and many of them hit really close to home. Scroll down for the best tweets about being single this week. 

If you're happily loved up in a relationship, then don't bother scrolling down. Or, if you want to be super mean and send these memes about being single to all your single friends, then please continue. But, if you're single as a pringle, and looking to mingle, then these memes are for you. They might make you feel even more alone than you already are, but hey, misery loves company. Amirite ladies? But also, men suck, so you do you, enjoy singlehood, and be grateful you don't have to look after a manchild. 

Since we established the wonderful concept of Galentine's Day, being single, flirty, and thriving never looked better. After all, brunching, baking, and boozing with the homies is quite the ideal way to spend your Sunday Funday. Within the warm embrace of your best buds, you may think you're safe and sound from the wrath of disappointing men, yet you would be oh, so wrong. Given today's modern forms of communication, if these men want to find you on Valentine's Day, rest assured, they will find you. And if you let them back into your cold heart, they very well might kill you too.

Certain men that will slide into your DMs on V-day are of a different breed. And not in a good way. As the great Lil Wayne once passionately rapped, "love is in the air, so I hold my breath till my face turns purple." Best to hold your breath, lock up your heart - not to mention all your doors -  and avoid the following men like the plague.

Summer is over; winter is just around the corner, which means cuddle season is fast approaching. Congratulations on having someone to snuggle up with during the upcoming cold winter nights to those of you in relationships. For everyone else (me included), it's time to speed up the search for love! Alternatively, I'd suggest investing in a high-quality weighted blanket and a vibrator. Meanwhile, enjoy these memes about single-hood, which will remind you just how single you are. 

The trials and tribulations of dating in New York is a never-ending storybook of awkward and hilarious. Together with The Single Society, we bring you some of those stories from real women in NYC in their attempt to navigate their way through finding love in the digital era. We embrace the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of modern dating, but also get some laughs along the way. So pull up a chair, grab a glass of wine, and enjoy this woeful tale of dating debauchery. 

Dating isn't easy and involves a roller coaster of emotions. Whether it's a serious relationship or a casual one-night stand, love and sex can get extremely messy. Together with The Single Society — the blog that brings hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating in New York City — we bring you 10 stories from real women of their worst one-night stand fails. We feel bad laughing at their misfortune, but hey, at least bad dates make great stories, right?

Welcome to the latest from our dating blog — The Single Society — where we bring you the real-life hilarious horrible and awkward online dating stories from women in New York City. Finding romance in this day and age is never an easy thing but navigating the minefield of dating apps is a journey in and of itself. Dodging douchebags has turned into a sport for eligible women everywhere, but when you have a bad story that's too good not to share, that's where we come in. Enjoy this shocking tale of true modern dating debauchery.

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

Being able to pick out the perfect gift for your girlfriend isn't easy and when all other ideas fail, flowers work almost every time. But sometimes, guys get it so wrong, that it's better to not give anything at all. 

Together with The Single Society — the blog that brings hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating in New York City — we bring you 15 stories of the worst gifts that women received from their ex-boyfriends. Scroll through these true stories of modern dating debauchery and cringe hard!

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

A special dump for that special person in your life; yourself. 

Being a single girl can be very difficult.  Lingvistov.com has, once again, nailed it perfectly.