Being single is a wild ride. Either you're living your best life through focusing on yourself while simultaneously flirting with the whole world, or waking up suddenly in the dead of night, feeling supalonely with no one to cuddle with. Sometimes you find yourself yearning to dance the night away with your fellow single buddies, but other times you find yourself yearning to be in a simple, loving relationship. Twitter is full of people sharing their thoughts about the single life, and many of them hit really close to home. Scroll down for the best tweets about being single this week.
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Everyone is looking for different things in a life partner, and everyone knows what they bring to the table. But sometimes, it's better to keep your assets to yourself instead of assuming that you know what your potential suitors want, especially if it makes you sound like a bit of a d-bag. One guy learned this the hard way when he took to Twitter to vent his frustrations about being single, despite all his assets. His Tweet said, "My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelor's degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad"
Twitter roasted him mercilessly, men and women alike and the responses are hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest ones for you below to scroll through and laugh at.
