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Women Reveal How They Prep For Sexy Times

So you locked down a date for the weekend, and you're ready for a night out on the town with your dude - and the sexy times that are likely to come next. Naturally, you wanna feel your sexiest self, so you go through your typical d*ck appointment routine. But what does that look like? Apparently, it's not the same for every woman. We uncovered a two-year-old Reddit thread about what women's usual prep looks like, and responses range from super meticulous to straight-up not giving a f*ck. Does your routine match up to the ones below? 

Women reveal how they prep for dick appointments | thumbnail text - russianvalkyrie98 · 2y If I feel jazzed enough I do prepare. -shower -shave armpits legs and trim the lady bits -brush teeth and pluck eyebrows if they need it • do hair and makeup if its a date put on a cute outfit with sexy lingerie underneath
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Here's How Hour-Shower People Fill Their Time In There

We've all had strange shower thoughts, but not all have us have spent an hour or more in there. Personally, my skin turns into a prune after too long. So we have a question for those shower-hour people - what the heck are you doing in there for so long?! Because if there's some sort of shower party, we want in. On a Reddit thread, Redditors who take long AF showers were more than willing to share what they're doing in there. Scroll down for their hilarious responses. 

How people spend their shower time | thumbnail text - WattebauschXC · 17h Shower for 10 Minutes and then mentally prepare 50 Minutes for the daily interaction with People.
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Shower Beers And Other Beverages Are The Solution To All Our Problems According To Twitter

Urban Dictionary defines shower beer as "the most delightful beer in the world." It could be any type of beer. What makes it awesome is that it is consumed while you are in the shower. Cold, frothy beer contrasted against the hot, welcoming water of the shower? Truly the definition of delightful. Whether you're rushing to pregame before a night out on the town or you just want a beer buddy to accompany your shower thoughts, the shower beer/cocktail is always the answer. People have taken to Twitter to celebrate the phenomenon of the shower beer, in addition to other beverages one can enjoy in the shower for the peak experience. Check out the best of the shower beverage tweets below. 

Funny tweets about shower beer | thumbnail text - hot chelle rae stan acc @squidlarr shower partner except only I am under the water and they just stand in front of me being cold and holding my beer 11:14 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 12, 2021)

The shower is the best time to wind down at the end of a long, eventful day. We all look forward to bathing under the welcoming, warm water and staring off into the distance. There's also something magical about the shower that gets you into your deepest thoughts. Reddit users are always sharing the most profound thoughts they have in the shower, and some of them make you think human beings just might be capable of finding the solution to world peace. Read on to see the top shower thoughts of the week.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers
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Memes About Dry Shampoo For When A Hair Wash Seems Like Too Much Effort

Dry shampoo has to be one of the best inventions of the 21st century. As an avid user of this miracle in a can, it has saved me many a hair wash on days where I didn't have the energy to be hygienic. Sometimes, it becomes an Olympic sport; how long can I get away with using dry shampoo before people start wondering if I'm homeless? If you, too, are a fan of dry shampoo and its miraculous ability to buy you another day without washing your hair, giving you insane volume at the same time, then you'll love these memes just as much as I did.

funny memes about dry shampoo for the days you can't be bothered to wash your hair | thumbnail many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend) How, I need to wash my hair, but I'm not mentally prepared to dry it. Dry shampoo it is.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 22, 2021)

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the average Joe's greatest philosophical insights and the groundbreaking thoughts of our generation. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. OK, maybe not, but at least they'll get your brain clogs turning a little bit. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Captain_Chubs 4 days ago 3 2 If the parents of twin babies mix them up just once without realising, then that's it they're mixed up forever.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (December 11, 2020)

Our weekly shower thoughts give us a lot to ponder. From the existence of humanity to the meaning of life and everything else in between, these nuggets of truth will blow your mind and make you roll your eyes at the same time. Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts.


Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hutimuti 4 days ago An extra six inches could give you a career in the NBA or in porn
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 6, 2020)

Welcome to this week's collection of the best Shower Thoughts our fellow humans have come up with over the past seven days. Delve deep into the average Joe's minds for some philosophical insights that will most likely, not inspire you. Here are this week's top shower thoughts



this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Nerva756 3 days ago At some point in your life the gossip goes from which couples are having sex to which aren't.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 6, 2020)

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts for you to ponder over. These are the nuggets of wisdom that the average Joe has come up with while standing in the shower, sitting on the toilet, or walking the dog, just thinking about life and their own existence. We love sharing them with you because everyone deserves to have access to the greatest minds of this generation. Because who needs Voltaire, Socrates and Plato, when you have shower thoughts?






this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Caranthiir 6 days ago When you catch people having sex in a weird place its trashy. When they tell you its considered funny.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (October 30, 2020)

TGIF! The weekend is almost upon us, which means it's time to switch our brains off and forget about work. Finally, we have the space to think about other, more important things, like the meaning of life and what the point of all of it is. Allow yourself to ponder life's big questions, whether you're standing waiting for your coffee, spacing out in the shower, or sitting on the toilet staring into space. And in the meantime, here are this week's top shower thoughts to get your brain juices flowing, inspiring your own deep and profound nuggets of wisdom

this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/spursjosh06 1 day ago 2 2 2 3 VOT 2 Humans are the only animal smart enough to be able to be dumb and still survive.
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Funny Memes Explaining How Different People Shower

Everyone has their own individual shower ritual. For some, it's rinse, lather, repeat. For others, shower time can mean karaoke concerts, an opportunity to let out all the tears they've been holding in that day, or just a time to unwind and think about nothing. Whatever floats your boat. But did you ever wonder if certain people shower the same way just because they're from the same place? I mean, it's probably nonsense, but these memes about the different ways people shower are hilarious. Check them out.

funny memes about how different people shower differently - cover pic man in shower pretending to be British and American | American people shower same as dummy First get nice and wet. Then get gun | British people shower same as idiot get nice and wet. Then get teabags.
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People Love Showering With Oranges And I'm Confused

As you're probably well aware by now, the internet never fails to surprise, shock, and amuse. But if we had to pick one place where the best of the weird and the wonderful come together, it's Reddit. There is genuinely a subReddit on anything and everything, including, as it turns out, a community of people who eat oranges in the shower. Yes, you read that correctly. There are people who choose to eat citrus fruit in the shower because, well, I'm not sure why. Maybe they get less sticky that way? Perhaps it truly enhances one's cleansing experience, and we've been doing it wrong all these years. Anyway, here is a selection of people eating oranges in the shower. You're welcome, I guess. 

pictures of people showering with oranges - cover pic man in shower holding two oranges and a glass and a couple in shower holding an orange
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Shower Thoughts To Ponder This Weekend

Here are some of this week's top-rated shower thoughts for you to wrap your head around. From the crazy statistics of life's fatality rate to the anthropological reason that men carry in the shopping bags, it's all here for you. Welcome to the inner thoughts of the average Joe, or possibly even the next big philosopher of this generation... you never know!

shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, philosophy | Posted by goldenewsd Maybe men are so fixated on bringing all shopping bags one go because our ancestors couldn't leave any prey unattended fear scavengers.
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Scalding Hot Shower Thoughts To Drown In (19 Thoughts)

How do you define a 'shower thought'? Subreddit r/showerthoughts have summed it up quite lovely, "The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors (like inexplicably deciding that raisins are an acceptable addition to cookies). However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs: A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual."

So without further ado, let these steamy shower thoughts wash over you as you ponder their truths:

shower thoughts interesting true | Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word since he is expected to speak in the same garbled manner as adult yoda
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10 Simple Illustrations That Capture The Undeniable Truth Of Our Shower Moments

Nothing like spending time in a hot shower complementing life, or awkwardly standing in the cold while your significant other hogs all the hot water! These simple illustrations all are all true. All true. Check out Instachaaz on Instagram for more fun illustrations! 

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