The ideal man has three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, is shaken over ice, and then add a thin slice of LIES AND DECEPTION.

Feeling like getting into another situationship for no reason

Something fishy is going on

Tinder Swindler IRL

Ghosting, but make it extreme

Another shady hubby

He may be in STEM, but he's dumb

The worst kind of betrayal

Revenge tastes best when served cold