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Sex appeal is a big part of marketing. A lot of businesses love to capitalize on subtle sexual messages in order to attract more customers. But we already know that everybody has their own taste, and there are all different kinds of kinks and fetishes. At the end of the day who decides what is sexy? Are there actual things that are universally sexy? We could probably all probably think of some things that are meant to be sexy that make us go, "Eh."

Can't think of anything yet? Well, you're in luck, here's a list of a few.

Accents are a part of life. We all have one, even though a lot of the time people from the US like to forget that there is such a thing as an American accent. It's embarrassing but a lot of us consider the way we speak to be neutral and anything else is considered a twang or whatever. It's probably because a lot of mainstream music is usually sung with an American accent (If it's in English of course), or because of the many famous American TV shows.

Surprisingly, the generic 'American Accent' is not on this Reddit list, but if you have something else, yours might be.

Noah Centineo has become our official internet boyfriend the moment we saw his adorable face in To All The Boys I've Loved Before. Because he was such a hit as the male lead, Netflix decided to cast him in almost every teen rom-com on the platform until it became a running joke on the internet. Nonetheless, he's still as loveable as always and has been seriously moving up in his career lately. He recently got cast as Atom Smasher opposite Dwayne Johnson in Black Adam, and Twitter is all over it. Check out this week's thirstiest tweets for Netflix's leading man below. 

Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

Sex is a kind of a big deal, especially in a relationship. A couple's sexual compatibility is just as important as their emotional and physical connection, and it's not something people should compromise on. I'm not saying you have to be into the same stuff necessarily, but if there is respect, communication, and open-mindedness, then a sexually fulfilling relationship is possible. But sometimes, even with all of that, it's not enough. If you've ever had to break up with someone because the sex was that bad (definitely speaking for a friend here), then you'll empathize with these people. Redditors shared the reasons they ended a relationship over sexual incompatibility, although it seems like 'cheating' is being used synonymously with 'incompatibility,' and I'm confused.

When you need to stay informed, it can be difficult to decide what sources to turn to. Who will give you accurate information? Well, I have never read a newspaper or anything at all for that matter, but I can tell you the one question I always ask to figure out whether something is trustworthy: how hot is the editor? Yes, this foolproof method will make sure you get your news from only the sexiest sources. So here is my official ranking of the hottest chief editors who will bring you the hottest gossip you can get. I assume. Again, I haven't read them.

Halloween is around the corner, which means it's almost time for the ladies to get dressed up in short skirts and make anything and everything into a 'sexy' outfit with no judgment. Each year, the latest trends get turned into a skimpy outfit, but 2020 is a year to be remembered. And what better way to remember it than by dressing up as a sexy banned social media app, or a sexy quarantine banana bread? Or perhaps a sexy hazmat suit? It's all here. Scroll through for some inspiration for your Halloween costume this year.

Being a pop star means you automatically ooze a certain level of sexiness. Right? Wrong. The horrifically cringeworthy album covers from years-gone-by prove that however famous you are and however hard you try, sometimes you are just not sexy. Like, at all. Scroll through and you'll see what I mean.  

Um, excuse me, how is there no Robin Hood in this list?

To quote @pricepeterson, who started this thread, "A lot of these answers are making me UNcomfortable thank u."

And we truly, truly mean that.

So, Disney lovers, what do you think? Is this list correct or are there way sexier scenes on Disney+ that no one has yet to mention?

Let us know in the comments below!