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We need some sexual healing and what better way to fix the achy breaky with anything blue...Screen we mean. Sexual memes and puns are one of the defining aspects of our discourse as children. Who didn't get asked to join the Pen-15 club? Don't lie. 

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Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

In today's modern dating scene where dating apps and hookup culture are all the rage, friends with benefits and one-night stands are all the rage right now for those who aren't interested in commitment. Women are taking the wheel when it comes to their sexcapades, which means they're booking their own d*ck appointments on a weekly basis. It seems like we're somehow more confident when it comes to booking d*ck appointments instead of doctor appointments. We should probably fix that and make it more of an equal balance because we shouldn't be having d*ck appointments regularly without regular check-ins. But I digress - scroll down for the funny sh*t the women of Twitter have to say about their recent and upcoming appointments. 

Funny tweets about d*ck appointments | thumbnail text - Han ... @heyoldsport I would highly recommend dating men who are 30 or older.. I got my laundry done for free during the dick appointment and it felt better than it probably should have 12:36 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries

Europe is a continent filled with a vast variety of cultures, languages, and laws. Often on this side of the world, we like to clump them into one big group, "European's have such good style," "European's are wine-oholics," "'European's are so sexual." But it's really impossible to talk about them all at once. Within Europe, there are some cities coined as fashion capitals, and some countries are actually very open when it comes to sexual exploration, but there are also catholic countries where you won't see a lot of sexual empowerment. Also, some countries have Muslim majorities where people don't drink alcohol at all.

The point of all of this is that it is fascinating to explore the many different perspectives of Europe and even compare them to what we have going on here in the US. On Reddit people from different European counties shared their 'sexual normalities,' and you might find the answers to be very titillating.

Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries| thumbnail text - Blaze_fox • 3y I dont get why the US is scared of nudity. Its almost like stereotypical victorian era folk. meanwhile, my boyfriend and i, not to mention our roommates hang out naked whenever we can. the US would freak out over this 78 ...
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Ridiculous Moments Women Were Brutally Shamed For Violating Dress Codes

Women being shamed for what they're wearing is a tale as old as time. Nonetheless, the ridiculous sl*t-shaming stories keep coming at us in full throttle. A Reddituser asked women about times they violated the dress code, and the thread blew up. Whether you're a 6-year-old in elementary school or a woman in the workplace, no female is safe from being shamed for showing more than two inches of skin. Scroll down to read the horrific, sexist stories on the thread. Like me, I assume you'll be throwing up your hands and yelling the following at nobody: "come on, y'all! We need to do better!" 

Reddit thread about times women were shamed for violating dress code | thumbnail text - Black_cat_follow 1 hour ago My parents and I were invited to our neighbors church once. We were going skiing/snowboarding afterwards so my mom and I wore jeans. The youth leader used me as an example of a "ungodly child" I was 17 and already a pagan. I just wanted to go snowboarding . Mom and I made sure dad knew how much we didn't like being there.
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People Expose The Weird Sexual Things Which Are Overly Glorified In Porn

Pornography is a very dicey topic. Some people love it, some people think it is single-handily ruining the human experience of sex. I guess most of us are in the middle. But we can all agree that those websites possess a lot of sh*t. Like a lot of sh*t. You can find anything these days. If you think you're fetish is a niche, it's probably not. You can probably find 5,000+ videos of exactly what gets you going, but just remember porn is not reality. Don't be pulling out all those fancy tricks without some CLEAR consent first, alright? Good.

People Expose The Weird Sexual Things That Only Work In Porn| thumbnail text - saltypikachu_ • 313d Smacking a vagina before doing something to it. Like..thanks...are you done +1 187 •..
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Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text - Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Women Reveal What Drives Them Crazy In A Good Way

The Internet is generally a place where people come to complain and rant about everything in their life that drives them crazy. But not today. A Reddit user asked women what drives them crazy - but in a good way. And you already know that the ladies of Reddit didn't disappoint. The responses range from sensual to financial to food-related to totally random. Scroll down for what drives women out of their minds - but in a good way. If you're looking to drive your lady crazy in an amazing way, maybe take notes while you're at it. 

Women reveal what drives them crazy in a good way on a Reddit thread | thumbnail text - Keerthana_27 13 days ago A good slice of pizza after dieting for a long time
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People Reveal Their Weirdest Turn-Ons

Nothing is inherently sexual. Even the body parts we often associate with sexual activities. It is all about the connotations we actively place what we see around us. To you, a lamp is just a lamp, but to Tiffany, that lamp belongs in one place and one place only. And hey! That's what Tiffany's into and we should all be supportive of her journey. 

Anywho, enjoy this list of people's turn-on's that they feel are too weird to share in public, but just weird enough to share on Reddit.

Fifteen Weird Turn-Ons That You Might Relate To As Well| Thumbnail text - marques33 4 months ago I want to be held like a baby and be breastfed. 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal 'Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very Sexual'

Let me set the scene. You are having problems with your computer at work, and you call out in frustration for someone in the office to help you. A guy from the desk clump opposite jumps to the rescue and makes his way to your desk. You gesture for him to take your seat, but he insists on standing. He leans over your shoulder, peering at the screen, trying to figure out the issue. You've never given this guy much thought before, but suddenly, you notice how clear his skin is, how amazing he smells, and how crisp his white shirt is. He is five inches from your face, and you start the electricity is palpable. How has a seemingly innocent situation become so sexually charged

If you've ever been in a situation like that, let me reassure you that you're not alone. Redditors have been sharing all the moments in life where non-sexual things suddenly feel extremely sexual, and I'm shocked at how many of these resonate with me. Scroll through and make me feel better that I'm not alone?

redditers reveal non-sexual things that feel sexual - cover pic describing sexual tension when someone leans over your shoulder to look at computer screen | chestyCough94 16.7k points 13 days ago If on pc/laptop, somebody leaning over shoulder look at screen with close proximity faces can feel awkwardly sexual.
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26 Tweets Of People Sharing Their Worst "Dirty" Experience And We Are Horrified

This list is most definitely NSFW so if you're sensitivity to that sort of thing... this might not be for you. 

Twitter user @_ImFinAwesome asked "What was your worst sexual experience," and people DID NOT hold back! Their stories were equally horrifying and funny.. some just horrifying. 

Yikes! 

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