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We need some sexual healing and what better way to fix the achy breaky with anything blue...Screen we mean. Sexual memes and puns are one of the defining aspects of our discourse as children. Who didn't get asked to join the Pen-15 club? Don't lie. 

Reddit thread about times women were shamed for violating dress code | thumbnail text - Black_cat_follow 1 hour ago My parents and I were invited to our neighbors church once. We were going skiing/snowboarding afterwards so my mom and I wore jeans. The youth leader used me as an example of a "ungodly child" I was 17 and already a pagan. I just wanted to go snowboarding . Mom and I made sure dad knew how much we didn't like being there.

Ridiculous Moments Women Were Brutally Shamed For Violating Dress Codes

Whoops, my knees are showing!
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Completely Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very Sexual For No Reason| Thumbnail text - Anavalym · 4h The guys strapping you in on a roller coaster. Are we gonna kiss? Why are you giving me that eye contact? G Reply 109 ...

Completely Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very Sexual For No Reason

We might just need to get our dirty minds checked
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Things People Aren't Afraid To Admit Are Better Than Sex| Thumbnail text - Pure_Swiv · 2h When the scissors start gliding on the wrapping раper 610 3 Q Reply Share

Things People Aren't Afraid To Admit Are Better Than Sex

The truth is out
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Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy| thumbnail text - Longjumpingkiwifruit · 2h I swim a lot. Jumping out from the pool makes me feel fairly sexy. Or maybe it's the leg muscles cramping. 6 Reply 1 ...

Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy

We all like feeling sexy
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funny tinder conversations | thumbnail text - Cherity O YOU MATCHED WITH CHERITY ON 7/3/21 So if I pay for our date can I write it off on my taxes? Since it's a donation to cherity? Sent

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Convos

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Things That Are Not Actually As Sexy As They Seem| thumbnail text - lumierette • 1d 2 3 A 9 Awards Food play. That chocolate sauce may seem like a good idea but really it's just messy. G Reply 4 34.7k

Things That Are Not Actually As Sexy As They Seem

Being mysterious is overrated
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Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

Nothing to be ashamed about
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Women reveal how they prep for dick appointments | thumbnail text - russianvalkyrie98 · 2y If I feel jazzed enough I do prepare. -shower -shave armpits legs and trim the lady bits -brush teeth and pluck eyebrows if they need it • do hair and makeup if its a date put on a cute outfit with sexy lingerie underneath

Women Reveal How They Prep For Sexy Times

Let's get silky smooth
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People Disclose The Embarrassing Misconceptions They Held About Sex| thumbnail text - FreshTeriyaki · 18h I thought that once you get married, the woman would become pregnant. I was really confused on how some women weren't pregnant even though they were married. And then I found out the hard way. G Reply 4 341 ...

People Disclose The Embarrassing Misconceptions They Held About Sex

Sex-ed teachers, it's time to step up your game
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Hilarious tweets about dating during a pandemic| thumbnail text - DarkSunGwynnie · 6h When I was a kid I thought boyscouts were the hottest thing. Idk why. G Reply ...

Laughable Things Which Used To Turn People On In Their Awkward Teen Years

Oh, teenage hormones
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funny story from woman about disappointing sexual encounter | thumbnail text - I think we ended up having sex, but I cannot be too sure if there was actually anything inside me

Woman's Funny 'Sexcapade' With Guy Who Was Disappointing In The Bedroom

Sexcapades... ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery
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Funny tweets about d*ck appointments | thumbnail text - Han ... @heyoldsport I would highly recommend dating men who are 30 or older.. I got my laundry done for free during the dick appointment and it felt better than it probably should have 12:36 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

Sliding into every dude's DMs
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Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries| thumbnail text - Blaze_fox • 3y I dont get why the US is scared of nudity. Its almost like stereotypical victorian era folk. meanwhile, my boyfriend and i, not to mention our roommates hang out naked whenever we can. the US would freak out over this 78 ...

Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries

'We Europeans aren't afraid of female nipples'
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People Expose The Weird Sexual Things That Only Work In Porn| thumbnail text - saltypikachu_ • 313d Smacking a vagina before doing something to it. Like..thanks...are you done +1 187 •..

People Expose The Weird Sexual Things Which Are Overly Glorified In Porn

Less abrupt smacking, more lube
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Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text -  Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Who needs men when you have vibrators?
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Women reveal what drives them crazy in a good way on a Reddit thread | thumbnail text - Keerthana_27 13 days ago A good slice of pizza after dieting for a long time

Women Reveal What Drives Them Crazy In A Good Way

'You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep'
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