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Walks Of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Urban Dictionary defines the walk of shame as "the walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before. Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

However, according to the people of Twitter, the walk of shame could be any walk that occurs after an embarrassing moment. Based on what we've read on the platform so far, there are enough moments of mortification to go around on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best non-sexual walks of shame. 

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Font - Serena Monsoon @Serena_Monsoon I can't wait for the next work-from-home company survey where under reasons I enjoy working from home I can write, "I enjoy the privacy of stress crying in my own bed over having a breakdown in the bathroom and having to do the red-eye'd walk of shame back to my desk" 2:38 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Woman's Awkward Sexting Session Get's Shown On Family TV In Front Of Grandma

For anyone who has been living under a rock, the term 'sexting' stands for a combination of sex and texting. Sexting is the act of sending sexual text messages. It often also involves sending nude or seminude photos and explicit videos of yourself. Sexting can be a lot of fun and can certainly spice up a relationship, especially during times of absence. With more technological devices than we know what to do with and all of them somehow linked together, unsafe sexting can be a real danger. Just ask this girl, whose virtual sexcapade was unfortunately shared with her entire family! Please enjoy this Sexcapade story, and PLEASE practice safe sexting!

Woman's Awkward Sexting Session Get's Shown On Family TV In Front Of Grandma | thumbnail text - "My entire family was sitting around the TV when a naughty video of my BF was splashed across the screen for everyone's viewing horror."
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Sexual And Non-Sexual Walks Of Shame Which Made Us Giggle

Walks of shame are all the rage right now, and not just the ones that occur the morning after a sexual encounter. Every day, we embarrass ourselves in some shape or form. Naturally, the walk of shame follows our most mortifying moments. Everyone saw, and there's nothing left to do except walk with our head hung low and our eyes on the floor. Be sure not to make eye contact with anyone either. It'll only make the shame worse. People on Twitter are putting their best walks of shame on blast for the world to see. Here are our faves. 

walks of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cat Herder ... @echo262 Going outside to sweep up the husks of bent sparklers, burnt out boxes of sparkling fountains and crushed cardboard tubes from jumping jacks is the Fourth of July equivalent of the walk of shame. 5:02 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Golden Drunk Texts To Enjoy Over the Drunk Weekend

Getting sh*t-faced over the weekend is one of our favorite pastimes, other than watching bad reality TV and sleeping in. But please don't let us near our phones while we're in the midst of our drinking escapades! We're bound to send something out that we greatly regret. The drinkers of Twitter know this type of mortification all too well, and they tweeted about their experiences, which should serve as a cautionary tale to all the hot messes out there. If you're planning on drinking this weekend, have a good friend hold onto your phone for you. You'll be grateful for this tip the morning after. 

drunk texts on twitter | thumbnail text - courtney @cmofosho At 2 am while drunk, I found a petition for McDonald's to bring back snack wraps and I sent it to 8 different people to sign.. 4:04 PM · Jun 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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The Walk Of Shame Is Officially More About Fame Than Being Ashamed

Breaking news: the walk of shame is officially nothing to be ashamed about. We would say you heard it here first, but you probably heard it on Twitter first. People openly tweet about their personal walks of shame on a weekly basis, many of which have nothing to do with the morning after sex. When people publicly broadcast their most shameful moments, it doesn't really seem like they're especially ashamed of it. Hence, the walk of shame has transitioned to the walk of fame. Does your walk of fame moment compare to the ones below? Let us know in the comments. 

Walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cheno ... @ChenoJPinter Petition to switch out "Walk of Shame" and put in "Stomp of Glory" 6:50 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Funniest Walk Of Shame Tweets

The walk of shame has become a staple of American pop culture, but Twitter has proven that it's not only related to the morning after sexual escapades. The walk of shame covers anything shameful, whether you forgot to buy one necessary item on your grocery store run, you embarrass yourself in a pathetic attempt to parallel park, or you do something stupid at home alone - but you witnessed your own downfall so it's still embarrassing. Scroll down for this week's shameful tweets. 

funny tweets about walk of shame | thumbnail text - . jaq @cheddarsink ... walked alone all the way to the tennis courts and then found out they were occupied and i was too socially awkward to tell them that i booked it so i just. left. and did the walk of shame back home. 10:47 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Funniest Dating App Tweets (May 13, 2021)

You know when the DJ at the club yells "all the single ladies out there MAKE SOME NOISE!!!" Yeah, the dude wants us to make noise because of all the struggles singles go through. He knows it. We know it. And we cheer in response to his call like idiots when we should really be crying. Then again, that's what clubbing is about - cheering in the  

 Dating apps have only made the search for the right man even weirder because you have to sift through a whole bunch of weirdos before finding Prince Charming - if he exists on the apps, that is. Twitter is one big online therapy session, and the singles of Twitter take to the platform on a daily basis to share their funniest thoughts about dating apps on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the best tweets from this week. 

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Rosey Brings The Sunshine @sendhelppppppp ... Dating apps need a filter that hides anyone who mentions The Office in their profile 8:00 AM · May 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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This Week's Batch Of Cringiest Drunk Texts (May 13, 2021)

Wild nights out at the club are generally fueled by alcohol, but you know what else it fuels? Super embarrassing drunk texts. The thing is, you'll only realize how embarrassing the texts are once you wake up painfully hungover and mortified the next day. It'll be too late to take it back once the light of day hits, and there's nothing you could do except wallow in your embarrassment. We dug up a Reddit thread from 8 years ago about the worst drunk texts people have sent, and damn, people in the last decade really went hard. Have you sent out worst drunk texts than the ones listed below? 

This week's funniest drunk texts | thumbnail text - Posted by u/SKetterling years ago Reddit, what is the worst drunk text you have ever texted someone?
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People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

All the singles out there know what it's like when the blinding sunlight hits them right in the face before they head on out for their walk of shame. After a night of drinking and debauchery, you may not feel ready to handle hitting the great outdoors. You may also be regretting all your life decisions thus far, but just know that I believe in you. Even though nobody outside actually cares about what you're wearing and what your clothing suggest about the night before, the recovering parties can't help but feel like all eyes are on them as they strut down the streets. Therefore, people have been learning the art of mastering the walk of shame for years. This three-year-old Reddit thread features some of the best walks of shame I've heard to date. Scroll down and see if they compare to your own. 

Reddit thread about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw
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This Week's Batch Of Horrifying Drunk Texts (May 6, 2021)

Drinking and letting loose at the end of a long, hard week can be so rejuvenating. After all, there's nothing like a crazy Saturday night with friends to lift our spirits in preparation for another week. However, nights spent drinking are often followed by regretdepending on how the night goes. We often send very wrong things to very wrong people, and there's no way to take back what we sent. But we can stand together in solidarity and laugh at ourselves and the stupid sh*t we sent out. This week's batch of horrifying drunk texts are from an iconic 4-year-old Reddit thread, and suddenly I don't feel so bad about all the idiotic acts I've committed in my own life thus far. Scroll down to see what I mean. 

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 years ago What was the worst drunk text you've ever sent?
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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

While The Donald may no longer be president, fckboys still reign supreme. Some are easy to spot with names like Chad engraved onto their Juul and bare abs nearly always exposed, but others are advancing, learning how to mask their inherent douchiness within normal society.

 Fckboys have become masters of projecting falsehoods for their own benefit in stealth. I have come to realize that the best way to weed out a true fckboy from the crowd, is probably just to give him enough time to fck up on his own. There is no exact science behind how many minutes or months this process may take to prevail, but usually, if a man is genuine, you will be able to feel it out soon enough

Well, ladies, call it a guilty conscience, or, perhaps, just a wanting to level the playing field. Whatever the reason may be, I, a blaringly self-aware fuckboy – hyper-emotional, trend-hopping, intimacy fearing and all! –have decided to explain the top ten moves you should look out for from f*ckboys.


Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).
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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Drunk Texts People Regret Sending (April 22, 2021)

A night out on the town involving liquor is all fun and games until said liquor causes you to send out questionable content, which you never would have sent if you were sober. You may have thought something was super funny and quirky at the time that you sent it, only to wake up the next day to realize you sent something way out of line, and you're left with nothing but a hangover, and so, much regret. The people of Twitter have been there one too many times, and share hilarious texts they regret. Let their regrets serve as a warning to you next time you drink and text. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Тaylor @sidewalkbaddie ... Just noticed this message I sent @LilNasX while I was drunk af. Not really sure what I was thinking. НОМЕ 12:42 973% nope @LilINasX I miss you and your beautiful milky titties 2021-02-14, 00:56 /
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Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

Our lives are run by social media these days, and we're all about instant gratification. It comes as no surprise that hookup culture has been growing, thriving, and becoming the best version of itself. Whether or not you're a hookup culture participant, dating apps have been keeping the culture alive and well. The people of Twitter have some of their own thoughts to share about hookup culture, and what they have to say is hilarious. Scroll down for the best hookup tweets of this week. 

Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Deeply Regret All The Drunk Messages They've Sent Before (April 13, 2021)

We all need a wild night out with friends under the influence sometimes. There's so much to stress about, but once I get one or two cocktails in me, it's just me and the music. Until I decide to text a f*ckboy from three years ago who doesn't remember that I exist. I also thought I forgot he existed, but drunk me tells me something else. When I wake up, I have even more drunk messages to stress about, and I'm not the first to go through this morning-after ordeal. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their drunken woes with the rest of us, so maybe we won't feel so bad about all the drunk texts we've sent out before. After all, it's only human. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend (April 6, 2021)

Once upon a time, people used to be able to get drunk without having to remember exactly what shenanigans went down last night. But ever since the introduction of modern technology, they have to watch their recorded drunken mishaps over and over again until they ultimately decide never to get wasted again. We've all sent drunk texts we wish we could unsend. Alas, there are many things in life that we can't take back, and this happens to be one of them. The people of Twitter took to the platform to share the drunk texts they wish they could take back. Scroll down for this week's batch of hilarious drunken texts, snaps, and Tik Toks. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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