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Gone are the days when a good pickup line was all you needed for a relationship. Sure, that witty opener might help you get started, but did you ever think about what you'd say if it ended? Nowadays, it's all about the creative breakup lines. Because, if you're starting your relationship in style (and by that, I mean total cringe-ness), then you might as well finish it with one too. Redditors are sharing their wittiest best breakup lines, that even Casanova would be proud to use. Which is your favorite? Or better yet, what's your go-to line?

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

Instagram is an endless scroll of cliched photos: duck faces, Starbucks coffee cups, gym selfies, you name it. Making fun of them and the people who post them (mostly influencers and bloggers, but sometimes us as well), is a sport in itself and that's exactly what Satiregram does. The hilarious Instagram account is dedicated to exposing the behind-the-scenes nonsense behind the making of these picture-perfect, overdone Instagram pics that we're all guilty of taking. The mastermind behind the account is Euzcil Castaneto, who markets it as "The epitome of a typical Instagram user". Quite frankly, it's brilliant. Here are some of our favorites. 

Like everything, online shopping has its positives and its negatives. On the one hand, it saves you from trawling the shops, allowing you to order from the comfort of your own bed to be delivered the next day. On the other hand, you never really know what you're going to receive in the post, given how most companies heavily photoshop the model wearing the clothing you have ordered. One girl was in for a nasty shock when the skin-tight pink latex dress she ordered looked NOTHING like the picture shown on the website. But when she tweeted a picture of herself in it side by side with the image that was advertised. she was in for a nasty shock, receiving some pretty savage reponses. Check them out below! 

Jimmy Fallon ask this Twitter followers to share their favorite burn that you've either given or received, and tag it with #ThatWasCold.

Well, some Twitter users had some really great, and savage, burns to share and we've collected all the best ones for you. 

For you have a #ThatWasCold burn of your own? Share it with us in the comments! 

Some of the finest, wittiest and just plain savage comments we've come across on the internet. You might need to cool off after reading these comebacks because they truly bring the heat! 

Enjoy 35 of the best comments we've seen!

The following films have a very poor description as to what they're about... but each one is more than slightly true...

Which poorly explained plot is your favorite? And if you can think of any news ones, not on this list, we'd love to hear it! Write it in the comments below! 

These moms are downright savage and we are here for it! After reading this, you'll be saying, "I want to be like them when I grow up" and we don't blame you. 

An oldie of a Tumblr post but still very much relevant and important. When a mom from Utah, posted on her blog about a Japanese-themed party she threw for her daughter, Tumblr somehow got a hold of it and started dragging the mom for encouraging racism. Then commenters started stepping in, one of which who was actually Japanese, decided to set the record straight. 

And justice was served! These restaurants know to properly clapback and shut down those internet trolls!  

Kids are known to have no filter and be honest. Brutally so. Here are some of the most savage things kids have said to their parents. 

You might need a big bag of ice for these 3rd-degree burns! Sit back, and enjoy the savagery! 

How many times have you come up with a comeback way after the conversation has ended? I know I have, too many times. But apparently not everyone has bad luck like us. These peeps on Reddit shared their killer comebacks (that were delivered on time, not 2 hours later in front of the mirror by yourself) and they make me proud. At least someone is getting the revenge they deserve, with the best award of all time: seeing your victim's face as you serve them justice on a shiny silver platter. Oh sweet justice. How beautiful you can be. But if you want to see what master Reddit trolling looks like, then this hero of the site will have you swooning.