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The older we get the more we realize that everything we were taught as kids is simply not true

It isn't rocket science, dude.

Christmas was just a couple days ago, and now that we don’t have to pretend to be nice to people anymore, this is a great time to look back and be, well, critical . Specifically, of the weird sh*t some people think passes for decorations these days. And look, we’ve all had a wonky tree or something, and that’s fine. That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the sh*t that looks like it slithered straight out of a horror movie. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about: you’re driving a…

dear santa, please fix me