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The holiday season is going to be a little different this year. So why not shake it up even more with a bit of risqué snarky greeting card action? Because if there's ever a time to tell your annoying relatives and friends what you really think of them, it's now. Take advantage of the sh*t show that is 2020, and unleash your inner frustrations by sending some of these rude, offensive, and hilarious greeting cards from Bluntcard.

One thing a pregnant woman does not want is an unsolicited piece of advice about her pregnancy. From anyone. At any point. But, everyone always feels the need to give their two cents worth anyway because people are jerks. A Reddit thread asking for women to share their the rudest and most unpleasant things people said to them about their pregnancy revealed some genuinely shocking and heartbreaking responses. From meddling into their medical management to making insensitive comments about miscarriages, here is a selection of some of the things you should NEVER EVER say to a pregnant woman.

Some people are just plain rude. Especially the plethora of assholes on the dating apps these days! We teamed up with The Single Society to share the fabulously bad stories of online dating disasters and the crazy things people ACTUALLY have the balls to say and do. It's not pretty, but it's pretty fucking hilarious.

We've bought you one collection of rude cross stitches that your grandma will find offensive, and this new haul is no better. They might be even more disrespectful than the first. Available on Etsy by OhWowStitch, these cross stitches with snarky sentiments sewed onto them definitely aren't the Bible quote cross stitches you'll find hanging on Grandma's wall. Warning: don't scroll down if you're easily offended.

When you think of cross stitch (or any type of embroidery), you probably picture a sweet little old grandma sitting in a rocking chair, creating something wholesome. And it's almost definitely Jesus related. But these rude cross stitches certainly weren't made by grandmas. And if they were, sign me up to be their granddaughter! Scroll through these less-than-wholesome embroideries and laugh. Would you hang any of these up in your house?

We've brought you the dinner plates with rude messages on, for when you want your guests to leave but don't want to tell them to their faces. And now, we bring you the oven gloves designed with offensive messages on them, to complete your far-from-polite kitchen set. And if you want to buy one for yourself, you can find them here.

Did you ever have a guest over for dinner who you hated? Or did you ever serve someone some food you wish you'd poisoned? Well, now you don't have to hold back on what you want to say to your least favorite dinner guests, because Etsy is full of plates that have all the rude messages you need to be written on them. Just wait for your guests to finish their food, and then they'll know what you really think of them. Enjoy these offensively dark, dinner plates. 

The Harry Potter series is a (somewhat innocent) household name, but once you read these comics it will never be the same again. Sarah Dunlavey's comics will ruin your favorite wizards forever but in a good, hilarious, and scandalous way. Welcome to the dark side (see what I did there?) of Harry Potter and co, where they don't hold back. Confused? Scroll through and see what I mean... 

Most of us possess the ability to be tactful when the situation calls for it; we don't ask inappropriate or insensitive questions, to avoid hurting people's feelings. But not everyone has the ability to shut off their verbal diarrhea and distinguish whether something is insensitive or not. An AskReddit thread asking people what the most insensitive thing they've ever been asked was has produced some truly shocking questions, showing that some people need a lesson or two on what the concept of tact is. Here are some of the most jaw-dropping ones. 

When you spend 40+hours in an office behind a screen, chances are that your coworkers will get on your nerves. Everyone has a bad day, whether it's because of work or stuff going on in your personal life, but societal norms dictate that we have to keep it together in the workplace and not lose our shit. Instead, it has become socially acceptable to become passive-aggressive, which is usually seen best in work emails. These phrases are ones that we can all attest to having used at some point in our careers and show how petty, yet professional you can be while still getting your point across. But here's what they really mean... 

At least this company got their karma after publicly shaming this poor girl! 

Emily Clow was applying for a marketing position with company, "Kicka$$ Masterminds," but after the company came across a picture of her in a bikini.. in a pool.. on Instagram, they decided to publicly shame her in their company Instagram stories. 

Who is "Kicka$$ Masterminds"? According to their site, it is a consulting firm that specializes in "expert-led, professionally organized, rigorously curated mastermind groups for entrepreneurs and business executives."

Huh?

Thankfully, after this disgusting display of shaming, the internet lashed out. 

Because heaven forbid a woman posts a picture of herself enjoying life!

This can't be real, right? This might be the rudest post we've come across with all these bridezilla stories that have been circling the web recently. According to Fox News, the bride wrote the since-deleted message on a mom's forum, seeking advice on if it would be considered "wrong to have someone else take [her Maid of Honor's] place." The post was screenshot and reposted to a wedding shaming group on Facebook where it went viral and received some strong feedback. 

These stories just keep popping up! The childish buyer tries to get the seller to lower their original price for the item and then loses their sh*t when the seller won't budge. 

Why not make your friends and family laugh this year with one of those Funny & rude Christmas Cards from this UK company, Comedy Cards? Scroll for more on their website.

A**holes, sometimes you just can't escape them... 

Feeling a little need to insult your guests? Well, these plates will do just that! From a variety of Esty accounts, here are some perfect offensive plates you can easily acquire!