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Hilariously Offensive Greetings Cards For The Holiday Season

The holiday season is going to be a little different this year. So why not shake it up even more with a bit of risqué snarky greeting card action? Because if there's ever a time to tell your annoying relatives and friends what you really think of them, it's now. Take advantage of the sh*t show that is 2020, and unleash your inner frustrations by sending some of these rude, offensive, and hilarious greeting cards from Bluntcard.

hilariously offensive greeting cards for the holiday season | thumbnail includes two cards woman and Santa clause Text- TAKE CARE, BITCH. WHEN SOMEONE THREATENS TO UNFOLLOW МЕ. C Santa claus - YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' SHIT THIS YEAR, KAREN. CARD COND D CARD CA
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Real Rude, Unwelcome Comments People Made To Pregnant Women

One thing a pregnant woman does not want is an unsolicited piece of advice about her pregnancy. From anyone. At any point. But, everyone always feels the need to give their two cents worth anyway because people are jerks. A Reddit thread asking for women to share their the rudest and most unpleasant things people said to them about their pregnancy revealed some genuinely shocking and heartbreaking responses. From meddling into their medical management to making insensitive comments about miscarriages, here is a selection of some of the things you should NEVER EVER say to a pregnant woman.

rude and unwelcome comments people made to pregnant women | thumbnail Text - mizrodeo 2.9k points · 5 years ago My husband and I announced that we were pregnant to the family this Easter. At the time I was 12 weeks along. Last October we lost our first pregnancy at 11 weeks and it was horrible! His grandmother had the nerve to respond " well, I mean, it's not as exciting as the first time you were pregnant but at least you're farther along than the last". I cried in the guest room
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Dating Nightmares: Rude Things Men Have Done On First Dates

Some people are just plain rude. Especially the plethora of assholes on the dating apps these days! We teamed up with The Single Society to share the fabulously bad stories of online dating disasters and the crazy things people ACTUALLY have the balls to say and do. It's not pretty, but it's pretty fucking hilarious.

bad dating stories about guys who were rude on first dates | thumbnail pop art graphic of man and woman Text - not to be rude, but what is your cup size | A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go
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More Offensive Cross Stitches Filled With Snarky Sentiments

We've bought you one collection of rude cross stitches that your grandma will find offensive, and this new haul is no better. They might be even more disrespectful than the first. Available on Etsy by OhWowStitch, these cross stitches with snarky sentiments sewed onto them definitely aren't the Bible quote cross stitches you'll find hanging on Grandma's wall. Warning: don't scroll down if you're easily offended.




Funny pictures of rude cross stitches your grandma will find offensive | thumbnail includes two images Text - NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA, My Heels are BIGGER than your dick
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Rude Cross Stitches Your Grandma Definitely Didn't Make

When you think of cross stitch (or any type of embroidery), you probably picture a sweet little old grandma sitting in a rocking chair, creating something wholesome. And it's almost definitely Jesus related. But these rude cross stitches certainly weren't made by grandmas. And if they were, sign me up to be their granddaughter! Scroll through these less-than-wholesome embroideries and laugh. Would you hang any of these up in your house?

pictures of rude cross stich designs | thumbnail includes two pictures of cross stiches Text - It's not a crack house It's a crack home, Life is harder than nipples
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The Rude Oven Gloves Every Kitchen Needs

We've brought you the dinner plates with rude messages on, for when you want your guests to leave but don't want to tell them to their faces. And now, we bring you the oven gloves designed with offensive messages on them, to complete your far-from-polite kitchen set. And if you want to buy one for yourself, you can find them here.

pictures of oven gloves with rude messages on them | horny food. GOURMET CUISINE Fun with sauces | love my asshole kids
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Offensive Plates To Give Your Dinner Guests

Did you ever have a guest over for dinner who you hated? Or did you ever serve someone some food you wish you'd poisoned? Well, now you don't have to hold back on what you want to say to your least favorite dinner guests, because Etsy is full of plates that have all the rude messages you need to be written on them. Just wait for your guests to finish their food, and then they'll know what you really think of them. Enjoy these offensively dark, dinner plates

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A Bunch Of Rude But Funny Harry Potter Comics

The Harry Potter series is a (somewhat innocent) household name, but once you read these comics it will never be the same again. Sarah Dunlavey's comics will ruin your favorite wizards forever but in a good, hilarious, and scandalous way. Welcome to the dark side (see what I did there?) of Harry Potter and co, where they don't hold back. Confused? Scroll through and see what I mean... 

Rude but funny harry potter comics on Instagram | I want remind some Use bathroom like sand quidditch field is not litter box GREAT ladies everyone else rooms MADAME LADY OSouh Dunlovey one 's all Plus Albus took dump roomn requirement and See no one Compl aining Or Swashed by an ogre giant one leading Hey! Snake? ONE time No thanks | Ready go grab Some lunch?im craving pad thai Get off my desk please OSarah Dunlavey -Madame dady nice view have Ouuh or maybe Kebab! mountains from this office KLA
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Insensitive Things People Have Been Asked

Most of us possess the ability to be tactful when the situation calls for it; we don't ask inappropriate or insensitive questions, to avoid hurting people's feelings. But not everyone has the ability to shut off their verbal diarrhea and distinguish whether something is insensitive or not. An AskReddit thread asking people what the most insensitive thing they've ever been asked was has produced some truly shocking questions, showing that some people need a lesson or two on what the concept of tact is. Here are some of the most jaw-dropping ones. 

AskReddit insensitive questions asked funny rude monster | omg_daisy 23.9k points 13 hours ago "Why did give him money" my managers response telling her got robbed at gun point our store
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Passive-Aggressive Email Phrases, Translated

When you spend 40+hours in an office behind a screen, chances are that your coworkers will get on your nerves. Everyone has a bad day, whether it's because of work or stuff going on in your personal life, but societal norms dictate that we have to keep it together in the workplace and not lose our shit. Instead, it has become socially acceptable to become passive-aggressive, which is usually seen best in work emails. These phrases are ones that we can all attest to having used at some point in our careers and show how petty, yet professional you can be while still getting your point across. But here's what they really mean... 

work emails, passive aggressive, facebook, rude, emails, work, rude, professional at work, translation, honest | Let clarify (phrase completely misunderstood my last message idiot!
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Company Blasts Interviewee For Having A Bikini Pic On Instagram

At least this company got their karma after publicly shaming this poor girl! 

Emily Clow was applying for a marketing position with company, "Kicka$$ Masterminds," but after the company came across a picture of her in a bikini.. in a pool.. on Instagram, they decided to publicly shame her in their company Instagram stories. 

Who is "Kicka$$ Masterminds"? According to their site, it is a consulting firm that specializes in "expert-led, professionally organized, rigorously curated mastermind groups for entrepreneurs and business executives."

Huh?

Thankfully, after this disgusting display of shaming, the internet lashed out. 

Because heaven forbid a woman posts a picture of herself enjoying life!

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This Bridezilla Wants To Replace Maid Of Honor Over Baby Weight

This can't be real, right? This might be the rudest post we've come across with all these bridezilla stories that have been circling the web recently. According to Fox News, the bride wrote the since-deleted message on a mom's forum, seeking advice on if it would be considered "wrong to have someone else take [her Maid of Honor's] place." The post was screenshot and reposted to a wedding shaming group on Facebook where it went viral and received some strong feedback. 

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Childish Buyer Tries To Get Seller To Lower The Price And It Goes Exactly How You'd Expect It To (13 Texts)

These stories just keep popping up! The childish buyer tries to get the seller to lower their original price for the item and then loses their sh*t when the seller won't budge. 

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22 Funny Yet Sometimes Rude Cards To Send This Christmas

Why not make your friends and family laugh this year with one of those Funny & rude Christmas Cards from this UK company, Comedy Cards? Scroll for more on their website.

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Blunt and Offensive Plates Will Have You LOL

Feeling a little need to insult your guests? Well, these plates will do just that! From a variety of Esty accounts, here are some perfect offensive plates you can easily acquire! 

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