Flirting is a subtle art that, unfortunately, not everyone possesses the natural finesse to deliver. When it comes to texting your crush, there are unwritten rules of the dos and don'ts that will either get you that date or turn them off forever. Nestled somewhere among the don'ts is the overuse of role plays, specifically the *insert action* template. No one wants you to spell out action by action what you would be doing if you were in person, especially if you're saying creepy things. It's not cute, it's not sexy, and it will only end badly for you. Trust me on this one. If you don't believe me, read through these texts.