Does anybody really drink regular coffee anymore? Imagine walking into Starbucks and asking for a plain latte. God, that sounds so boring. You need cold foam! Pumps of syrup! Light ice! Not we're talking.
Actually, though the baristas at Starbucks have to put up with a lot of insanity. People really take the menu as a suggestion there. They are not afraid to add 16 pumps of matcha. So what if that total is $16.99? A girl needs her matcha.
Isn't wonderful that we have mansplainers roaming the streets all over the world. If there is ever a time we feel like being explained something that we already know, there's someone eager to do it! Without fail, men are so generous when it comes to mansplaining. You don't even have to ask! In fact, it's customary that you don't. Mansplainers thrive when people literally don't ask. They prefer to force you into the uncomfortable position of having to listen to them until they've finished petting their ego. It must take years of practice to become such a skilled mansplainer.
Maintaining a healthy marriage is difficult enough. But adding the extra layer of disapproving parents can really push one's stress levels over the edge. I will never understand why a parent would want to interfere in their child's marriage. Is it boredom? A lack of self-restraint? Perhaps it's some kind of pride issue. Whatever it may be, it sure can mess up a lot. Parents, didn't you teach your child to be nice when they were growing up? Maybe it's time to take your own advice.
Social media has allowed regular people like you and me to have access to and communicate with celebrities like never before. Gone are the days where the only way you could interact with a celebrity was by lining up for hours after a concert to try to get a glimpse of them. Nowadays, you can DM them on Instagram, have them retweet you, or even pay for a personalized video on Cameo. Sure, they might have millions of followers, but that doesn't mean that they don't see people's mean comments or get their feelings hurt, even if it's from a total stranger. But imagine being blocked by a celebrity!
It can be hard to give up control over something. And that is exactly what we do every time we go to get our hair cut or our nails done, or our dog groomed. We release control and trust that some 'professional' knows better than us. It's their job after-all, there must be a reason they make a living... right?
On TikTok, people are posting different examples of 'What they asked for' Vs. 'What they got' and considering most of these outcomes are not irreversible (except for maybe #14), they are pretty darn hilarious.
From creating slippers out of sanitary pads to making bra fillers using pop socks and rice, these 'life hacks' for girls from old magazines will leave you laughing at their sheer creativity and ridiculousness. Scroll through these outdated and useless tips on how to live a more comfortable life, which I can bet that no one has ever benefited from.
Guys a missing a lot of things, but something they seem to always show up equipped with is the audacity. It's quite incredible when you actually think about it. They are literally raised to believe that everyone gives a sh*t about their opinion, and so they feel the need to express it... at all times. It can be extremely insulting and annoying, but once you really look at some of the BS they post and are able to laugh at it, it gets much more entertaining.
Ladies, (assuming only ladies are the ones reading this thread), let's be honest. We love to hate our periods. Yes, they are literally the worst. They give us pain, discomfort, and ruin a good portion of our clothes and sheets. But they're also kind of like our little secret. It's something we can hold over people without uteri. Yes, women get oppressed and treated unfairly in basically every context. But at least we know that our bodies can be constantly bleeding for days, and we can still get our sh*t done. That's pretty badas$ if you ask me.
We all make questionable choices from time to time. We are all only human after all. We've always been flawed creatures, and it's natural. The only thing that is different nowadays is that our 'friends' and 'family' can exploit our dumb decisions and get a moment of internet fame off of it. It truly is a crazy time to be alive. We all have to think twice before saying or doing something stupid, we all have the potential to end up as memes.
Until then, let's laugh at these other peoples' less-than-smart moments
The internet is full of inaccurate information, so being mindful about where you get your facts, especially those that seem like they could be true, is essential. But some things on the wonderful world wide web are so utterly ridiculous that they are funny — especially when it comes to men making assumptions and bold statements about women, which are factually incorrect. Mansplainers are unbearable at the best of times, but when they make misogynistic, sexist, and insulting claims that are simply false, it just adds salt to the wound. Reddit is an endless source of these types of posts, and we've collected some of the best examples of men writing absurd things about women. Scroll through and be amazed at the level of stupidity that some people reach.
The producers of Saturday Night Live have made some very questionable choices of hosts in the past. There have been many unfunny and controversial politicians as well as actors who should really just stick to dramas. Nobody lets SNL get away with this, they get roasted each time. You might think that they would learn from their mistakes, but they don't seem to give a flying f*ck.
SNL just announced that Elon Musk will be hosting in two weeks and Twitter is howling.
Award shows are always unpredictable, but now that the world is completely flipped upside down, there's an additional fun layer of 'What the hell is going on?' at every televised event. Still, for many of us, it's an evening we can all take to pretend things are almost back to normal, and find comfort in all of the mishaps and uncomfortable speeches that consistently take place. This year there were no falls on the red carpet, or awards that had to be revoked. But there were definitely a lot of other things to comment on. Twitter thankfully covered all the bases very quickly.
The Oscars are one of the most highly anticipated award shows of the year. It could be because of the amazing performances, the beautiful dresses, the exhilarating award announcements... or maybe we're all just hoping something goes terribly wrong again. It seems that so often there is a hilarious mishap, they may be embarrassing, but boy are they entertaining. Here are some of the most iconic ones.
Some people are so clueless that it is an actual joy to be around them. And let's be real, there will always be times where we are the dummies in the room. Maybe not amongst your friends, but the moment you walk into a hardware store, suddenly your philosophy degree seems very pointless. It's a part of life, depending on the context we will either be the relative genius or the babbling fool. Which one are you right now?
You don't have to know a lot about astrology to realize there is always something in the air. Either some planet is retrograding, or some evil moon is rising, or some sign is losing their mind. The stars really know how to keep us on our toes. The astrologers of Twitter are amazing at delivering the most recent horoscope shifts in very humorous and inspiring ways. For people who love astrology, these tweets probably seem really clever, but for those of us who are clueless about zodiac sh*t, these are just so extra it's funny.
We all have brain farts from time to time. It can be super embarrassing, but usually, we're able to clarify that it was just a simple mistake, and people won't leave the situation thinking we are complete numb-nuts. We are all just human after all.
The only thing is, nowadays we express a good portion of our thoughts online and our 'brain farts' can be taken completely out of context, and the next thing you know there is an entire subreddit created about your beautifully inaccurate tweet, and now you are coined as an airhead. Is it fair? No. But is it hilarious? I mean, obviously.
