What's a man's equivalent of stealing oversized hoodies?

Looking for the Howl to my Sophie.

I am no man

Love

Me and who?

In love with love

ENTER: A man whose mission is to make you feel bad about yourself so he can feel good about himself. Oh, and to say some other creepy cringe stuff.

For the girlies looking for more fish in the sea.

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Gimme a love like Aragorn and Arwen

Knuckle-biting memes for married women who get butterflies on date night

Thinking of you!

Ideal date night: LOTR extended

Me and who?

Half a year ago, it was pretty common to plan a double date with your favorite couple only to get rain checked because they were both down bad with the flu. When you spend all day and night with someone, share food and saliva, and constantly touch the same door handles, light switches, and Sriracha bottles, it’s pretty much inevitable that you and your partner will get sick at the same time. While certainly not always fun, it can be an experience that brings a couple closer together . Sharing b…

Shallow pool, very few fish