Why buy someone flowers when you can shower them with attention?

Babe, where do you want to eat tonight?

So...they...lied...?

Sweet, sassy, and single.

Don't start with me

5 square meals a day, babyyyyy

The clownery

Daddy's girl 4 life

Why must they be funny tho

First dates are the worst dates

Rollercoaster's are stressful

We all have that bestie who would do anything for us. You can be sure that if someone proposed to their girlfriend at OUR birthday party, we wouldn't take it lightly, either. A woman took to r/pettyrevenge, sharing an infuriating situation that involved exactly that — ugh, the audacity . Well, rather at her BFF's b-day party. That's actually worse. Don't cheap out on your proposal dude, and never, EVER, steal someone else's thunder when they're celebrating something. That goes for birthday part…

Why is the dating pool so... meh?

Nobody seems capable of ending this 10 year drought

She's my everything

They call me Joe Goldberg because I can find anyone on Insta