Don't test me

Grey sweats are basically male lingerie

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

I do

Two words: Hot Garbage

Time to break the Internet

Ikea is just the first test...

That heatwave was a doozy and if you're not craving autumn more than ever after that, you are stronger than I. Hot girl summer was exhausting and HOT. Like, both hot-girl-hot and temperature-hot. So I think it's fully okay to commit to sad girl autumn this year. Hot girl halloween? Fine, for that ONE night. But the rest of fall I'm wrapping myself up in a thick AF blanket like a burrito, drinking hot teas (probably a hot toddy tbh…), watching spooky dark movies, listening to sad music, and igno…

The joys of tying the knot

Being a 20 year old with a grandma lifestyle is sounding pretty good right about now.

Memes for the soul

Yes, I really do wake up like this

Those everyday embarrassments

Thank you ladies

Memes for when things get a little too sociable