Like, it's not even weaponized incompetence, they really just are THAT clueless...

Oh, you fell for a band dude... again?

Sometimes dedicating yourself to the bit can lead to real romance.

"I realized, 'what if I just start thinking like a man?'..."

Women are strong as heck! But, like, don't skimp on the forehead kisses, please.

Sometimes you have to be a lover and other times you have to be a hater to keep the balance in a relationship.

When you play stupid games with other people's hearts, you're going to get stupid results.

You can't keep your hands off of these memes!

It's not cold feet, you just need a quick break from all of that wedding planning and to have a good laugh.

New relationship hack unlocked!

Sometimes your brain is just like, “sorry, we not being nice to anyone today"—and that's okay!

“…How do you know that? Are you playing Elden Ring without me knowing?!”

Is it really love without a little roasting?

But now, you're exchanging those clown shoes for heels!

“You're not ‘choosing plants over him,’ he's the one creating the ‘choice’—and in this case, the choice is whether he supports your healthy, reasonable hobby/coping tool or not.”

A girlfriend who laughs at the same memes as you is MAJOR green flag energy.