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Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Ahhh, kids. They really know how to test our patience. But with all the nerves they get on, they do also have their cute moments. Kids R The Best Screenwriters is the hilarious page that collects the most adorable, funny, and wholesome real quotes from real kids. It's fascinating to get an insight into small kids' minds and see how their brains work, all through listening to the tidbits they share. So scroll through the latest collection, which is bound to put a smile on your face.

funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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Uninspirational Quotes For The Uninspired

If you're the type of person, who loves reading a good inspirational quote with a strategically placed sunset backdrop, then this Instagram page is not for you. Unspirational is the account with uncomfortable truths about life that will both demotivate and depress you but will also hit you with a good ol' dose of reality. Because who are we kidding; 2020 is a sh*tshow, and a bunch of fridge magnet positivity quotes isn't going to change a thing. Scroll down for some funny (ish) nuggets of wisdom.

funny uninspiring quotes to demotivate you | thumbnail includes two quotes Text - oh, good another stupid day just what i needed, if you don't have anything nice to say, we could probably be friends
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Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines

Famous quotes from movies, philosophers, world leaders, and authors are well-known for a reason; they are (mostly) inspiring, impactful, and smart. Words are powerful. But when you alter the quotes, even just by a little bit, their meanings can change drastically, and their impact can be lost. This was proved by a recent AskReddit thread, which called for people to add "without a penis" onto the ends of famous quotes or movie lines. The results are hilarious and show just how powerful three little words can be.  Here are some of the funniest ones!

Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines cover pic | storme9 4 points 6 hours ago Catwoman Batman don't owe these people anymore given them everything without penis."
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Dumbest Quotes Ever Said By 2020 Presidential Candidate Kanye West

Kanye is running for president, and honestly, 2020 couldn't get any weirder. But we keep saying that, and weird sh*t keeps happening, so I don't know anymore. So before the world collapses in on itself, here are some of the potential future president's most inspirational dumbest quotes for you to wrap your head around. You. Are. Welcome! 

dumbest quotes 2020 presidential candidate Kanye West has ever said - cover pic quotes by Kanye | SADANDUSELESS.COM "IDONTEVEN LISTEN RAP. MY APARTMENT IS TOO NICE LISTEN RAP | SADANDUSELESS.COM THAVE DRESS KIM EVERY DAY SO SHE DOESNTEMBARRASS
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Inspirational Relationship Quotes Written In Balloons

Relationships can be complicated, and sometimes we need a little reminder to put ourselves first, to exercise self-care, and to do what's best for us. While the internet is full of inspirational quotes to help you along the way, these ones are written in balloons and we're loving them! Portland-based artist and writer Michael James Schneider is famous for creating pictures containing inspirational quotes about relationships and self-care but writing them in balloons. They're uplifting and inspiring and we're loving them! 

pictures of inspirational relationship quotes in balloons | CANT CHANGE SOMEONE BY LOVING THEM HARDER CO97221 | STOP FEELING BAD OUTGROWING PEOPLE WHO HAD CHANCE GROW WITH YOU
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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi
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The Best Kids Quotes From Last Week (May 7, 2020)

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is back with more hilarious real quotes by real kids Created by the talented Assaf and Sarit Katz, who originally shared quotes from their own children on Facebook which turned into a wonderful page filled with honesty and hilarity.

And since you all liked the first list so much (for those who missed out before, you can find it here), we decided to treat you with even more quotes -- right here, right now!

If you're not following Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook, you're missing out on the fun! If you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 


kids quotes parenting funny lol facebook honesty true real life cute aww | IS JUST M? OR IS HOT HERE? Dad is changing lightbulb kitchen. Omar (3.5 Dad, why are changing? Dad lightbulb burnt out. Omar Mom cooked too? BY =Kids R best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL | BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6 Let's try not bump our butts against each other, because know coronavirus. Paul (5 But don't have coronavirus doesn't come butts comes bats. EKids
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Woman Uses Only 'Twilight' Quotes On Her Tinder Matches

An Elite Daily editor tried using quotes from the 'Twilight' movies on her Tinder matches and the results weren't actually too bad. While most thought she was clearly missing a few screws, some of them just kind of went with it. One even played her at her own game! Check out the hilarious conversations below. 

women twilight quotes tinder online dating funny | MATCHED WITH ON 9/17/19 Hii Maggie are today? Today 10:32 AM don't have strength stay away anymore
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Parenting Tidbits: Couple Adds Illustrations to The Funniest Kids Quotes

Kids R The Best Screenwriters has finally debuted in English! A page filled with hilarious and adorable quotes from real kids everywhere! 

The brilliant page was originally created by Israeli married couple Assaf and Sarit Katz. They are both managing the community and creatives, while Sarit also creates all the graphics and original illustrations for everything within their successful page! The talented duo have 3 daughters and around 7 years ago, they began to document their kids insights within a notebook. 

Assaf decided to share a few of those insightful quotes on Facebook and it wasn't long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel! Not only is the page wildly successful, there is also a published best-selling book based on the quotes, the quotes were featured in the Kids Museum and Assaf runs a successful lecture titled, "To Think Like A Kid."

These real quotes provide an insight into the whimsical mind of children, and while most times it's funny and nonsensical, it's also often smart and quite frankly, very honest. As many of you know, kids have no filter. And we're sometimes grateful for that purity and honesty. 

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 

 

kids quotes funny cute facebook hilarious honest real lol | Ouch Tamar 5 Mom are and Dad still growing? Mom: No honey done growing. Tamar: So why do always say This is too small, now This doesn't fit anymore BY Kids R best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTE
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Inspirational Quotes About Life With A Pessimistic Twist

Every day, our Instagram, Twitter and Facebook feeds are bombarded with inspirational and uplifting quotes to help us keep our chin up. But one Instagram account called @unspirational run by Elan Gale aims to do the exact opposite. As its name suggests, it posts quotes that have a twist on the standard encouraging tone we are used to and, according to the calendar that it also produces, aims to "keep it real, keep it honest, and keep you chuckling with a slightly sassy, sometimes swear-y, and mostly pessimistic twist on the cliche inspiration that is supposed to keep you grounded and optimistic". 

We've collected some of the funniest quotes from the account for you to enjoy and brighten up your day. Or not...

Instagram, satire, uninspirational, quotes, funny, inspirational, funny quotes | blue sky and clouds over a field good place put inspirational quotes is up ass. remember thought this year going be better than last year? LOL
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Instagram Account 'LiveFromSnackTime' Shares Anonymous Quotes From Kids

And it's the cutest.

Live from New York, it's 'Live from Snack Time'! 

Alyssa Cowit, creator behind @LiveFromSnackTime, came up with a brilliant idea to 'anonymously' quote her Kindergarten kids, during the most important and exciting part of their day -- snack time! 

Cowit is sharing honest thoughts kids have and/or say. While most of the quotes are pretty darn insightful, for a kid, some are simply hilarious, others are strange, but ALL of them made us smile. 

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Just The Most Inspirational Quotes On The Internet

Looking for that perfect inspirational quote to post on social media and have all your followers believe you're really deep? 

Well, these might not be what you're looking for but we guarantee you that we enjoyed these quotes more than another random life inspirational quote we've come across. 

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10 Times Chuckie Finster Perfectly Summed Up Your Life

Who knew Chuckie Finster was so wise?! If you grew up as a kid in the 90s, chances of you being a Rugrats kid is undeniably high. When you look back at some shows, they don't exactly live up to the memories you once had. Not Rugrats. Rugrats is one of those special shows where when you look back at it, you identify on a deeper level with the characters and understand moments that may have gone over our pure and innocent minds, back in the day. And Chuckie Finster? You may recall him as being the scaredy cat of the group but maybe we all pegged him wrong. He might be the wisest baby there is. 

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17 Top Quotes From The Late And Great Chef Anthony Bourdain

We miss you. Here are some of the top Anthony Bourdain quotes that will hit you in the feels:

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16 Quotes And Gifs That Confirm Ted From 'Scrubs' Is A National Treasure

News has broken out that the world's favorite 'sadsack' from 'Scrubs' has been diagnosed with lung actor. Sam Lloyd, best known for his character Ted on 'Scrubs' had just recently just become a first-time dad. Tim Hobert, the executive producer of 'Scrubs,' has created a GoFundMe page to help Lloyd overcome this diagnosis and defeat it. We collected some of the best Ted moments for this Ted Appreciation Post. 


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