psycho roommate

We're not sure how, but the psycho roommates keep growing. It's like they have a psycho roommate meeting in which they discuss tactics to recruit more roommates to destroy more people's lives. Even if they're employed, their side hustle is definitely ruining people's lives. They're life ruiners, and they must be stopped. The people of Twitter have been victimized by psycho roommates for too long, and we've got the crazy tweets to show it. Scroll down for our fave psycho roommate tweets of the week, and let them serve as a cautionary tale for us all. 

Home is where the heart is, but not if your home has been taken over by a total psycho. That's why it's extremely important to be careful when picking out your future roommates. There are so many psychos out there that come off as normal at first, but once you sign the lease and it's too late, they're more than happy to show their true colors. Always be on the lookout for red flags. Twitter is a great place to start. We've compiled our favorite psycho roommate tweets from this week to serve as a cautionary tale to all of you. Begone demon roommates! 

I've seen my fair share of psycho roomies on Twitter and Reddit, but all those crazy stories seemed like a distant internet reality that could never happen to me. Until I became personally victimized by a psycho roommate myself. We've all heard about kleptomaniac roommates, but just how far can they take their klepto tendencies? Apparently, way farther than we would have hoped. As the title of this piece suggests, my roommate took psycho to a whole new level when she stole my used vibrator. That's right - it wasn't a new one. It was straight-up used. Yes, I was just as horrified as you are. And yes, I moved out the moment I found out, so don't worry about my well-being. Scroll down for all the disturbing details. 

Who you live with is no joke. Home is where the heart is, but not if you're sharing your home with a total psycho. The psycho roommates of Twitter are back for another week of making their roomies' lives a living hell, and we're ready with all the popcorn we need for this week's batch of entertainment tweets. Let the tweets below serve as cautionary tales for the next time you're looking for your roomies. Adulting is hard enough as is. You don't need to add more unnecessary drama into your life. May all the lovely roomies be bestowed upon you in the future. 

The world might be a hot mess right now, but have you checked in on yourself, and what's going on at home? Because the first step to staying sane is having Zen vibes in your living space. Psycho roomies are an ingredient for disaster, and the ladies of Reddit know this all too well. This week, a Redditor started a thread about people's craziest roommates, and as usual, I'm counting my blessings and praying that I will never stumble upon this horrid breed of roomies. Scroll down for all the drama. 

Picking out your life partner is a pretty big deal. But what about the person you're going to have to share a roof with for an entire year, or more depending on the lease? Because that's a pretty big f*cking deal too! There seems to be a neverending epidemic of psycho roommates, and we need to fight back somehow. We uncovered a 4 year Reddit thread of crazy roomie stories, and it seems like nothing will ever change. The least we could do is stand in solidarity with the victims of these total psychos - read it and weep. 

You've heard all about psycho roommates, but this one just might take the cake. A woman who believed her roommate was normal started a Reddit thread about how she discovers that her roommate roleplays as her during sex with her boyfriend - matching wig and lingerie included. When she reacted like all of us would and asked them to stop, they said she was being a prude and policing the sex life - yuck! They're clearly involving her in their sex life non-consensually. I'm so scared right now, you guys. Nothing is sacred anymore. Redditors were equally horrified by this story - scroll down to see what advice they had to offer this poor woman. 

The Cheezcake ladies have been sharing psycho roomie stories for a while now, but none compare to the gem of a Reddit thread we've stumbled upon this week. This week is 10 years old, so hopefully, none of the original posters are in touch with the psycho roomies they posted about in any shape or form. If they are, you bet I'll be praying for them every day. Based on this insane thread, the psycho roomies of the early 2000s were even crazier than what we're dealing with today. I didn't think it was possible, but here we are. Scroll down for the horror roomie stories of Reddit's past. 

Choosing a life partner is a pretty big deal, but you know what else is a big deal?! Finding a housemate you actually vibe with, or at the very least, someone who is not psycho. However, based on how many crazy roomies there are out there, it's become abundantly clear that there is more than enough psycho to go around - especially on Twitter. Scroll down for this week's best 'psycho roommate' tweets. May it serve as a lesson to you to be way more careful next time you're moving in with someone. 

There are roomies out there that are sweet but psycho in an endearing way, meaning you love them - flaws and all. But what happens if you move in with a roomie that is a full-on psycho with no sweet qualities to redeem themselves? Unfortunately, all hell breaks loose, and you won't even feel safe in your own home. The people of Twitter air the dirty laundry about their crazy roomies on a weekly basis, and you already know we're always here for the tea. Scroll down for this week's batch of psycho roomie tweets, and let us know if you're dealt with crazier. 

Choosing your roomies isn't a life choice that people focus on a lot, but it definitely should be. Yes, choosing a career or a spouse are a major life choice, but your roomies set the tone for how your entire year is gonna go. Your house is supposed to be your anchor, your safe space, and the one place in the world you can always rely on. If your roommates are psycho, your whole life is likely to follow suit. Scroll down for this week's tweets about the crazy roomies the people of Twitter have had to deal with. Maybe you'll be more careful when it comes to choosing who your next roommates are.