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Roommates So Psycho It Should Be Illegal To Live With Them

We're not sure how, but the psycho roommates keep growing. It's like they have a psycho roommate meeting in which they discuss tactics to recruit more roommates to destroy more people's lives. Even if they're employed, their side hustle is definitely ruining people's lives. They're life ruiners, and they must be stopped. The people of Twitter have been victimized by psycho roommates for too long, and we've got the crazy tweets to show it. Scroll down for our fave psycho roommate tweets of the week, and let them serve as a cautionary tale for us all. 

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Psycho Roommates Who Exist Solely To Destroy People's Livelihoods

Home is where the heart is, but not if your home has been taken over by a total psycho. That's why it's extremely important to be careful when picking out your future roommates. There are so many psychos out there that come off as normal at first, but once you sign the lease and it's too late, they're more than happy to show their true colors. Always be on the lookout for red flags. Twitter is a great place to start. We've compiled our favorite psycho roommate tweets from this week to serve as a cautionary tale to all of you. Begone demon roommates

psyho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - @jessicat_j ... 6 years ago today I lost everything I owned in a house fire and then a couple months after that my roommate let some crazy people into my apartment and they stole the new clothes I bought, ran off together, and set them on fire in a different state 4:31 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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My Psycho Roommate Stole My Used Vibrator

I've seen my fair share of psycho roomies on Twitter and Reddit, but all those crazy stories seemed like a distant internet reality that could never happen to me. Until I became personally victimized by a psycho roommate myself. We've all heard about kleptomaniac roommates, but just how far can they take their klepto tendencies? Apparently, way farther than we would have hoped. As the title of this piece suggests, my roommate took psycho to a whole new level when she stole my used vibrator. That's right - it wasn't a new one. It was straight-up used. Yes, I was just as horrified as you are. And yes, I moved out the moment I found out, so don't worry about my well-being. Scroll down for all the disturbing details. 

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This Week's Batch Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Who you live with is no joke. Home is where the heart is, but not if you're sharing your home with a total psycho. The psycho roommates of Twitter are back for another week of making their roomies' lives a living hell, and we're ready with all the popcorn we need for this week's batch of entertainment tweets. Let the tweets below serve as cautionary tales for the next time you're looking for your roomies. Adulting is hard enough as is. You don't need to add more unnecessary drama into your life. May all the lovely roomies be bestowed upon you in the future. 

Psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Taylor Karrh @TaylorKarrh UPDATE: My roommate moved out and took the comforter with him. Taylor Karrh @ TaylorKarrh · Oct 13, 2020 My new roommate took one of my comforters out of storage, washed it, and started using it on his bed without asking me. How should I feel about this? 1:32 AM · Jun 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Alarming 'Psycho Roommate' Stories (May 23, 2021)

The world might be a hot mess right now, but have you checked in on yourself, and what's going on at home? Because the first step to staying sane is having Zen vibes in your living space. Psycho roomies are an ingredient for disaster, and the ladies of Reddit know this all too well. This week, a Redditor started a thread about people's craziest roommates, and as usual, I'm counting my blessings and praying that I will never stumble upon this horrid breed of roomies. Scroll down for all the drama. 

Reddit thread about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - never had any roommates but my ex boyfriend's roommate nightmare. Turned out he had hidden cameras apartment, like bedrooms. Anything did my ex's bedroom sold apparently. Fun times. Can't wait stumble on those
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This Week's Horrifying 'Psycho Roommate' Stories (May 16, 2021)

Picking out your life partner is a pretty big deal. But what about the person you're going to have to share a roof with for an entire year, or more depending on the lease? Because that's a pretty big f*cking deal too! There seems to be a neverending epidemic of psycho roommates, and we need to fight back somehow. We uncovered a 4 year Reddit thread of crazy roomie stories, and it seems like nothing will ever change. The least we could do is stand in solidarity with the victims of these total psychos - read it and weep. 

Reddit thread about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Nerril · 4y Came home late from work one night, roommate was crying in the bathtub drinking Malibu coconut out of the bottle, dressed in mens swim trunks I had never seen before, with Seal's "Kiss from a Rose" playing in the background. Looked to the left and realized she had stapled cheese slices to the wall.
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Woman Discovers Her Roommate Pretends To Be Her During Sex With Her Boyfriend

You've heard all about psycho roommates, but this one just might take the cake. A woman who believed her roommate was normal started a Reddit thread about how she discovers that her roommate roleplays as her during sex with her boyfriend - matching wig and lingerie included. When she reacted like all of us would and asked them to stop, they said she was being a prude and policing the sex life - yuck! They're clearly involving her in their sex life non-consensually. I'm so scared right now, you guys. Nothing is sacred anymore. Redditors were equally horrified by this story - scroll down to see what advice they had to offer this poor woman. 

Reddit thread about roommate who roleplays as woman during sex | thumbnail text - Font - Posted by u/https:/ThrowR1 year ago My roommate pretends to be me when she has sex with her bf On Friday I (26f) came home earlier than expected and when I arrived clearly my roommate (Lucy 27f) and her bf (Dave 28m) were having sex due to the abundance of noises coming from her room. While I was relaxing in my room I could hear Dave calling Lucy by my name. They were role playing and incorporating me into
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Craziest 'Psycho Roommate' Stories We've Ever Heard

The Cheezcake ladies have been sharing psycho roomie stories for a while now, but none compare to the gem of a Reddit thread we've stumbled upon this week. This week is 10 years old, so hopefully, none of the original posters are in touch with the psycho roomies they posted about in any shape or form. If they are, you bet I'll be praying for them every day. Based on this insane thread, the psycho roomies of the early 2000s were even crazier than what we're dealing with today. I didn't think it was possible, but here we are. Scroll down for the horror roomie stories of Reddit's past. 

Crazy roommate stories | thumbnail text - Posted by u/jvolk 10 years ago Reddit: What are your best crazy roommate stories? I'll start: Freshman year of college, I had a roommate who had the WORST body odor problem I've ever encountered. He stank up the room so badly, you could smell it from the hallway with the door closed. I asked the RA to talk to him (after I did and failed) but he wouldn't because he thought it would come off as racist (dude was Pakistani). Needless to say, nobody would go
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This Week's Roundup of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (May 2, 2021)

Choosing a life partner is a pretty big deal, but you know what else is a big deal?! Finding a housemate you actually vibe with, or at the very least, someone who is not psycho. However, based on how many crazy roomies there are out there, it's become abundantly clear that there is more than enough psycho to go around - especially on Twitter. Scroll down for this week's best 'psycho roommate' tweets. May it serve as a lesson to you to be way more careful next time you're moving in with someone. 

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Electric Loser @GigaWhit Do other people clap during televised speeches or is my roommate as crazy as I think? 5:01 AM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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This Week's Batch Of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 25, 2021)

There are roomies out there that are sweet but psycho in an endearing way, meaning you love them - flaws and all. But what happens if you move in with a roomie that is a full-on psycho with no sweet qualities to redeem themselves? Unfortunately, all hell breaks loose, and you won't even feel safe in your own home. The people of Twitter air the dirty laundry about their crazy roomies on a weekly basis, and you already know we're always here for the tea. Scroll down for this week's batch of psycho roomie tweets, and let us know if you're dealt with crazier. 

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - treyla @bence_treyla28 ... on yesterday's episode of my roommate from hell, she poured bleach into my laundry while it was in the washer and told me to kill myself. we love a jealous psychopath 12:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Iconic Weekly 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 4, 2021)

Choosing your roomies isn't a life choice that people focus on a lot, but it definitely should be. Yes, choosing a career or a spouse are a major life choice, but your roomies set the tone for how your entire year is gonna go. Your house is supposed to be your anchor, your safe space, and the one place in the world you can always rely on. If your roommates are psycho, your whole life is likely to follow suit. Scroll down for this week's tweets about the crazy roomies the people of Twitter have had to deal with. Maybe you'll be more careful when it comes to choosing who your next roommates are. 

Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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