poop

Picture the scene; you're back at a guy's house after a great date, and you feel confident enough to poop in his toilet. No big deal, right? Right. Except, his toilet doesn't flush, and now you're left staring at a big ol' turd floating in his toilet while he waits for you in the other room ready for some sexy time. You want to die. What do you do? If you're Canadian-based Makela St. Fort, you come to the obvious conclusion that there's nothing to do except picking it up, wrapping it in toilet paper, and sticking it in your purse. And finally, live-tweet the whole thing. In disbelief? So was I, until I read the sh*tty ordeal below. Enjoy!

Babies are adorable, even when they're doing gross (albeit natural) things like throwing up, pooping, and peeing everywhere. And what's even more adorable is when their parents catch these moments on camera. Check out these hilariously cute pictures of babies making faces while they poop, which somehow wouldn't be as sweet if these were the faces of adults. 

Here are 38 photos where people took the time to look up from their smartphones and notice the amazing writing on the wall.  Just a warning, these jokes are pretty shitty...