In case you missed it, we celebrated National Shrek Day over the weekend. That's right, the Shrek franchise has a national holiday that is celebrated on June 4th, and anyone who questions this holiday clearly has no deep, emotional layers like the one and only Shrek. As a Shrek fangirl, I was obligated to binge-watch all the Shrek movies because DUH.
As I immersed myself in the films and identified which characters were clearly the f*ckboys and which were the good guys, it got me thinking - which Shrek character would I feel confident setting up with my best friends? Which one would I consider dating myself?
If you unabashedly have the hots for Prince Charming or Lord Farquad, then girl, you're a lost cause. The rest of you, come with me! And always remember, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.