pickup lines

Galavanting around the world in search of meaningless sex has rendered me a master of the f*ckboy craft (as well as a carrier of various sexually transmitted diseases). One of the main things I have learned along my journey, aside from how to cover up herpes with concealer, is where exactly to find these unsuspecting prospects. While I am in no way resistant to shooting my shot wherever I may be, certain locations have proven optimal spots for picking up a woman. Here's where f*ckboysare likely to be lurking this summer, so be on the lookout, ladies. 

While pickup lines are often cheezy, they do have a tendency to provide results when delivered properly. Pickup lines are a great way to break the ice and even gauge a person's potential level of interest in you. Pickup lines are a very legitimate and even efficient method of flirtation, but being able to differentiate between a guy putting in an honest effort to make you laugh and someone memorizing an uninspiring charade to get inside your pants is important. As a f*ckboy, I am personally a rampant user of pickup lines. I have been slapped, laughed at, and slept with as a result of using pickup lines. The line is integral, but a person's usage of the pickup can be just as telling. Here are some of my favorites that may actually work on a woman. Let me know how you would respond! 

Flirting is definitely not a skill that everyone has. There are about a million techniques. One can go with cheesy pick-up lines, subtle eye contact, light teasing, or of course, they could always try out the 'Ignore her in front of all of her friends until she gets so insecure that she only accepts affirmation from you' route. Can you guess which one is my least favorite?

Regardless of your flirting level, it will always depend on the person that you're with. If you're really comfortable with someone that you find attractive, often you can't help yourself from flirting. That's when you know you've really got it bad.

Now, let's celebrate how awkward it feels to put yourself out there in the best way possible: through memes.

Ah, pickup lines. Some people swear by them, others can't even pretend to entertain the people using them. Personally, they used to annoy me, but I think we can all agree that a little part of us misses the days when random strangers would come up to us in the bar and we could roll our eyes at the sound of, "Are you from Tennessee.... Because you're the only ten-I-see" or "Did it hurt... When you fell from Heaven?" E-pickup lines sent over dating apps just don't hit the same.

Since corona times have deeply plagued our social lives, I'm sure you have forgotten what barhopping feels like. I bet you're yearning for just one more night of sticky, beer-drenched floors, strangers' sweat intermingling with your own, and music you secretly don't like. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoy seedy nights out on the town just as much.

Perhaps if I refresh your memory of the guys you came into contact with at bars in our pre-corona lives, staying at home may just begin to sound more appealing. Cheezcake ladies: here are the reasons we should count our blessings regarding having to take a break from the bar scene.

Online dating is truly a minefield of sh*t shows, masking as men ready to date. Finding a good match is like a needle in a haystack, and you have to weed your way through a lot of troughs to find something worthwhile. The art of seduction has been truly lost to the crude openers found on dating apps, such as the awkward pickup lines seen in these Tinder screenshots. Scroll through and join me in saying RIP to the romance of times gone by.

Gone are the days when a good pickup line was all you needed for a relationship. Sure, that witty opener might help you get started, but did you ever think about what you'd say if it ended? Nowadays, it's all about the creative breakup lines. Because, if you're starting your relationship in style (and by that, I mean total cringe-ness), then you might as well finish it with one too. Redditors are sharing their wittiest best breakup lines, that even Casanova would be proud to use. Which is your favorite? Or better yet, what's your go-to line?

We challenged our users to give us their best coronavirus pick-up lines because romance shouldn't stop during a pandemic. Just as long as you use them on the internet or from at least 6-feet away, this whole corona saga could bring the romance back! But based on these lines, maybe not... you can be the judge!

"You smell different when you're awake"

Going on a first date and looking for some perfect lines to dazzle your date? This isn't the right place. 

HOWEVER, we do have 15 lines that you should never use on a first (and any) date. Enjoy!

Would you be able to use one of these?

Every been asked out by a guy using the cheesiest of "pick up lines?" Well, these people might have you beat! 

We're all familiar with some unforgettable pickup lines men said to women, but have you ever wondered what would happen if it was the other way around? Here are few hilarious examples...