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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/whatknot2 5 days ago A successful marriage is when one of you dies before a divorce

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 23, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 16, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 9, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Infernal_Spark 2 days ago 23 2 34 Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 2, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 26, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Evaleenora 4 days ago 5 5 Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 19, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 12, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 5, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OdinZam 2 days ago O O 5 9 Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 19, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thenewyorkgod 3 days ago It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include "barely used" in the description

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 12, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text -  r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zen-07 6 days ago 11 8 S9 13 Hearing "Size doesn't matter" for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside" for girls.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 5, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Elfere 6 days ago Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 29, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Captain_Chubs 4 days ago 3 2 If the parents of twin babies mix them up just once without realising, then that's it they're mixed up forever.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 22, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/IrishNSketchy 6 days ago Skin is sensitive enough that you feel a tiny crumb in a bed, yet you can walk around all day and not notice old underwear jammed down your pants leg.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 15, 2021)

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts on Reddit | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/S7seven7 6 days ago 2 2 S2 2 "I'll give you your birthday present later" is a totally different statement coming from your mother than your girlfriend.

Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 8, 2021)

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