philosophical

If you've ever had a lightbulb moment that's blown you away, or a stroke of genius that made you question whether or not you might be the next Einstein, then you might have had a Shower Thought. These are the brainwaves of the average Joe which, once released into the world, change humanity forever. Each week we bring you the top shower thoughts the world has had over the past seven days and this week's haul is as profound as ever. And here are last weeks in case you missed them.

Welcome to this week's batch of top shower thoughts. These are the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds thought up. Because in today's crazy world, when do we ever get to stop and think about the big stuff? OK, fine, they're just the nonsense musings of the average Joe, but you get the idea. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.

Another week, another collection of top shower thoughts. The musings of the average Joe, the philosophical insights of this generation. Welcome to the mundane things we think about when we're in the shower, waiting for the bus, or sitting on the toilet. Shower thoughts are the true insights into the working of this generation's mind. 

Here's a fun fact for ya: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so it's likely that most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe.  Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation?

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought — a miniature epiphany that occurs when your brain is occupied with doing something else. You're not alone because each week, we share the top shower thoughts of the week with you to give your philosophical musings the company they deserve.

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the average Joe's greatest philosophical insights and the groundbreaking thoughts of our generation. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. OK, maybe not, but at least they'll get your brain clogs turning a little bit. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts, AKA, the reflections of the brightest minds of our generation. OK, fine, maybe that's taking it a bit too far, but this collection of philosophical musings will make you stop and think about a thing or two. Perhaps they'll make you ponder your own existence, or perhaps you won't. But one thing's for sure, and that is they will make you a wiser and more profound person than you were before you read them. Ponder away...

With Kim and Kanye's impending divorce and the White House under siege, we've already had a taster of the sh*t show that 2021 will inevitably turn out to be. Personally, I'm excited to see what else it has in store for us. Not. But to keep us going, we have the top shower thoughts from this year so far, and, if they're anything to go by, they accurately reflect the mental state of the world right now: totally and utterly over it. 

What a year it's been! 2020 has given us a lot to think about, and with all this extra time at home, we've been able to spend longer pondering our current situation and all the sh*ttiness that comes with it. Because let's be honest, there is a lot to consider about the world right now, and not in a good way. Each week we collect the top weekly shower thoughts to give you a glimpse into the average Joe's philosophical ponderings. And now, we've put together the best shower thoughts from 2020, which you'll be able to look back at in the future and congratulate yourselves for surviving such a dumpster fire year.

There's Nothing like a deep and philosophical shower thought to make you realize how little we understand about the world. From the stark realization that the older you get, the more utterly unfeasible it becomes to change your mobile number, to acknowledging that we love being attached to inanimate objects because they can't die or leave us, these nuggets of wisdom will leave you questioning life in all its glory. Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts; home to the greatest philosophical minds of this generation.

Our weekly collection of top shower thoughts certainly give us something to ponder about for the rest of the week. Because in today's cray cray world, when do we ever get to stop and really think about the big stuff? For example, can your wife also be your ex-girlfriend? Do you ever think about the weird dreams other people have about you? All these, plus more are addressed in this week's top weekly shower thoughts. 

Our weekly shower thoughts give us a lot to ponder. From the existence of humanity to the meaning of life and everything else in between, these nuggets of truth will blow your mind and make you roll your eyes at the same time. Welcome to this week's top shower thoughts.

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